What are you doing, Mr. President? I'm just an extra!

[Holy crap?!]

[They're driving already? The doors are welded shut?!]

[This isn't lubricant, it's a combustion accelerant! Shen Weilan, you with your thick eyebrows and big eyes, how come I never noticed you were such a player before?!]

Hearing Lu Li's inner scream like a groundhog, Shen Weilan's smile deepened, like a cat that had successfully stolen some fish.

This man, who has lustful thoughts but lacks the courage to act on them, is absolutely adorable.

"If not..." Her fingertips lightly brushed against Lu Li's tense forearm, her fingertips slightly cool, "Then... then..."

Before she finished speaking, the tie behind her neck had become loose, as if it might slip off at any moment.

Although the buttons on the back barely maintain the balance, that swaying white fabric, this subtle boundary between "defense" and "loss of control," is often more impactful than a straightforward display.

That was Schrödinger's defense line.

Immediately afterwards, she leaned in and attacked.

There was no actual physical contact, but the air between the two seemed to have been instantly sucked away.

She used her amazing advantage—a natural sense of oppression that even Su Feiyan had to be wary of—to create a suffocatingly ambiguous magnetic field.

They were so close, you could hear their breathing.

Even through the fabric, her soft, warm aura seemed to transform into a tangible current, seeping into Lu Li's nerve endings along the extremely close distance between them.

【hiss--!】

[A fairy! Definitely a fairy!]

[Fairy! Didn't you know that becoming a spirit is forbidden after the founding of the People's Republic of China?!]

[Su Feiyan is the kind of aloof, firm, and bouncy jelly, while this girl is completely like a freshly cooked glutinous rice ball! I'm sinking in! I'm sinking in!]

【No! Lu Li, you need to calm down! You're a professionally trained slut! We must uphold male virtues!】

But...it's so soft...

Shen Weilan paused, looking at the soft and sticky glutinous rice ball.

Although I'm a little annoyed by being compared to my older cousin, this evaluation... I'd say you barely pass.

Since it's a trap, then don't even think about it appearing.

"Mmm..." Shen Weilan let out a sweet hum, as if she were being coquettish, or as if she were testing the limits, "Brother-in-law's heart is beating so fast."

"Was it... even faster than when I was facing my cousin?"

Lu Li's throat was dry, his brain had shut down, and he couldn't say a word.

This kind of girl is the best at picking up meat.

Shen Weilan suddenly asked, "Do you know what comes after hijklmn in the 26 letters of the English alphabet?"

Lu Li asked in confusion, "Why are you suddenly asking this?"

……

Lu Li nodded. "I see. I have to learn foreign languages."

Just then, a call came from not far away.

"Lu Li? Wei Lan?"

It's Gu Qingcheng!

The sound is definitely no more than twenty meters away!

Lu Li instantly bristled, nearly scared out of his wits.

【It's all over!!】

[But being caught like this is a total social disaster!]

"Stop, stop it!" Lu Li whispered, his voice pleading. "Gu Qingcheng is here! Stop it!"

He reached out to push Shen Weilan away.

But Shen Weilan did not back down. Instead, in this tense and suffocating moment, a hint of crazy excitement flashed in her eyes.

It's like... the thrill of walking a tightrope on the edge of a cliff.

"Shh-"

She extended her index finger and pressed it against Lu Li's lips.

"Brother-in-law, please don't make a sound."

"If Sister Gu hears this... we really won't be able to explain ourselves."

As she finished speaking, she felt an indescribable, unfamiliar flutter of emotion that traveled through her nerve endings and reached the very core of her heart.

[She's gone mad! This woman has gone mad!]

[This is an attempt to kill me! Are they trying to carve "womanizer" on my tombstone?!]

Ten seconds.

For Lu Li, it felt like an eternity.

rustling.

Gu Qingcheng's footsteps grew closer and closer, as if she would round the reef in the next second.

It finally came to an end.

"Stamped."

She leaned close to Lu Li's ear and whispered in a voice only the two of them could hear, "This is the interest, brother-in-law."

"If my cousin finds out... I'll say you forced me."

[Tea! So good!]

This isn't just green tea, it's practically a 500-year-old Pu'er tea that has come to life!

[Ding! Special censored words added.]

"Lu Li?" Gu Qingcheng's figure appeared at the corner of the reef, her expression puzzled.

In that very instant.

Shen Weilan quickly took a step back, straightened the ties, and the seductive and crazy look on her face vanished instantly.

"Oh my! Brother-in-law, look! There's a hermit crab here!"

Lu Li: "..."

With acting skills like this, I won't watch the Spring Festival Gala without you.

Lu Li turned around, a stiff but polite smile on his face, and looked at Gu Qingcheng who was walking towards him.

"Um, that... Qingcheng."

"We're catching crabs here."

"The crabs here... are really big, and they're quite... biting."

Gu Qingcheng looked suspiciously at Shen Weilan, whose face was flushed, and then at Lu Li, who looked guilty.

The woman's intuition told her that something must have just happened here.

But looking into Lu Li's "clear" eyes, she suppressed her doubts.

"Let's go back quickly."

Gu Qingcheng gave Lu Li a deep look and said softly.

"And... your shirt is buttoned up wrong."

Lu Li looked down.

The once neat shirt now has its buttons misaligned.

That was messed up by someone just now.

[...was too hasty.]