What are you doing, Mr. President? I'm just an extra!

Lu Li stared at the words "Dragon King" flashing on the screen, and couldn't help but twitch his lips.

It's already 202X, and you're still using a Nokia?

Is this a tribute to the classics, or simply a way to showcase a retro vibe of "I don't care about keeping up with the times"?

Right.

After all, he was a ruthless person who could shout, "The three-year period has come to an end, and we respectfully welcome the Dragon King back to his throne."

Having a unique taste perfectly suits her persona.

Lu Li sighed and bent down to pick up the Nokia phone, which was as sturdy as a brick.

Lu Li sighed and bent down to pick up the sturdy Nokia phone.

Inadvertently, and very "accidentally," I accidentally turned on the speakerphone.

"How's it going?"

A cold, deep voice came through the receiver.

"Is that pretty boy surnamed Lu already dead? Remember to cut off his head; I want to use it as a football."

The air on the deck dropped to freezing point.

The killing intent in Su Feiyan's eyes was almost tangible.

Gu Qingcheng bit her lower lip, her face pale but her eyes fierce.

Shen Weilan clenched her fists so tightly that her nails dug into her flesh.

However, Lu Li simply cleared his throat calmly.

next second.

That submissive, humble, and timid "five-star corporate slave" tone seamlessly switches online.

"Um... hello?"

"Is this Mr. Ye Fan?"

"This is... well, how should I explain it to you?"

"I am Lu Li, employee number 9527. It's my pleasure to serve you."

The person on the other end of the phone was clearly stunned for a moment, their breath catching for half a second.

Before the "Dragon King" on the other side could even unleash his fury...

Lu Li spoke first, his tone so sincere that one would almost want to award him the Employee of the Year award.

"Dear customer, we regret to inform you."

"Your order [Code: Shadow Kill] has failed to be delivered due to complex road conditions and the delivery driver's own operational error."

"We suggest you verify your delivery address."

"Or...would you consider requesting a refund?"

"Lu! Li!!"

A heart-wrenching roar came from the other end of the phone; you could feel the frantic tremor even through the speakerphone.

"You're asking for it!!"

"Where's Shadow Assassin?! Let him answer the phone!!"

Lu Li glanced helplessly at the distance.

The bald, muscular man, stuck in the railing in a bizarre, starfish shape, was completely unconscious.

"that……"

"Mr. Shadow's current health condition may make it inconvenient for him to answer your call."

"How should I put it?"

"Because of littering and my poor sense of balance, I accidentally stepped in coconut oil."

"It's hanging on the railing to dry right now, and it looks... kind of like a dried salted fish."

"We suggest you buy him a high-value workers' compensation insurance policy next time."

"And one more thing, honey."

"Could you please use a more professional logistics company for the next order?"

"A competitor who slips at the slightest provocation is likely to cause customer complaints."

"Negative review, dear."

"puff--!!!"

A very clear sound of water spraying came from the other end of the phone.

No, judging from the noise, at least two ounces of blood were spurted out.

Then came a series of loud crashes as heavy objects fell to the ground, followed by Ye Fan's screams as if someone were choking him.

"Beep...beep...beep..."

The phone was disconnected.

Lu Li shrugged and casually tossed the Nokia into the sea.

"His mental fortitude is too poor."

He shook his head, his face full of disappointment.

"You've already broken through her defenses?"

He turned around and met three pairs of eyes.

Su Feiyan crossed her arms, a playful smile playing on her lips.

Gu Qingcheng's eyes were filled with undisguised admiration as she looked at him.

As for Shen Weilan, the girl was biting her fingers and staring at him with a lovesick expression.

This man... is damn sweet.

[Such a sharp tongue, and such a ruthless act.]

I love it!

Lu Li felt a chill run down his spine from their stares and quickly rubbed his arms.

"Um... don't look at me like that, it's creepy."

"Everyone is soaked, they're more likely to catch a cold."

"Hurry back to shore, I'll make you some ginger soup."

……

The group returned to shore.

Su Feiyan reverted to her decisive and domineering CEO persona.

"This area is no longer safe to stay in."

"Since Ye Fan has resorted to firearms, don't blame me for breaking the rules."

She tidied her wet, long hair, her eyes sharp.

"Lu Li, take them back to the villa to clean up first."

"I'm going to make a few phone calls and deal with this pile of... garbage."

After saying that, she turned and left decisively.

Lu Li and the other two returned to the villa first.

Gu Qingcheng walked ahead, still savoring Lu Li's astonishing kick, and was about to turn around and have a good chat about life with this "unassuming" assistant.

I turned around.

?

What about me, Lu Li, who's so big?

They were just following behind!

……

This is a large reef.

Now, it has become a perfect shelter.

It blocked Gu Qingcheng's view and also blocked the not-so-bright sunlight.

In the shadows, Lu Li leaned against the cold, rough surface of the reef.

Shen Weilan stood before him.

The girl was soaking wet.

The already dangerous white lace bikini was now soaked with seawater, becoming translucent and clinging tightly to her body.

Each fold is like a carefully drawn contour line, depicting the undulations that are enough to break even a saint's composure.

She placed her hands on either side of Lu Li's ears, trapping him tightly in this small space.

A sea breeze blew by, and she shivered.

The fine water droplets on her body slid down her collarbone and disappeared into the deep cleavage.

Lu Li swallowed hard, his Adam's apple bobbing up and down, unsure where to look.

Look at the top?

That was the face of the pure, sensual ceiling, a dangerous blush on her face, staring at him with a half-smile.

See below?

That's simply...

What is this girl trying to do?

In broad daylight! Under the clear blue sky!

Even though it's a blind spot, Gu Qingcheng is right there!

If this gets seen, will I still have any chance of clearing my name?

As Shen Weilan listened to his heartfelt words, the smile in her eyes deepened.

She took a step forward, almost touching him.

"Brother-in-law."

Her voice had a slightly nasal quality.

"That just... scared me to death."

"When that bad guy rushed over."

"They really thought they were going to die."

Lu Li took a deep breath, trying to calm himself down.

"Um... Wei Lan."

"It's safe now, it's all over."

"I kicked that bald guy into the fence and used him as a specimen."

"Shall we go back?"

"You should go take a shower too, so you don't catch a cold."

As he spoke, he reached out to push her shoulder.

The moment his hand reached out, Shen Weilan grabbed it.

Her hands were cold and soft.

He held onto Lu Li's large hand, showing no intention of letting go.

Instead, they took advantage of the situation and brought it along.

"But……"

Shen Weilan bit her lower lip, her eyes filled with tears, and looked at him with a pitiful expression.

"My legs are weak."

"I really can't walk anymore."

"and……"

She paused, then leaned more of her weight onto Lu Li.

"After being soaked in seawater."

"My skin feels so dry."

"I feel extremely uncomfortable."

Lu Li felt a sensation under his palm, like a ball of fire.

He instinctively tried to pull his hand back, but Shen Weilan pressed it even tighter.

"Then... I'll just go back and take a shower?"

He was still making a last-ditch effort, trying to defeat magic with straight-man logic.

Shen Weilan shook her head, her hair brushing against Lu Li's neck.

It's itchy.

"don't want."

I want it now.

"Brother-in-law..."

She leaned close to Lu Li's ear.

"I want my brother-in-law to..."

"Like what I did for my cousin just now."

"Put some oil on me too."

"I'd like to try it too..."

"A master-level technique."

Lu Li's pupils contracted slightly.

Are you here?

Are you crazy?!

【and……】

His eyes darted around, and he said dryly:

"But... these conditions don't allow it."

"Even a skilled cook can't cook without rice, don't you understand?"

"You saw that bottle of coconut oil just now; I used it as a projectile and stomped it away."

"They're probably feeding the fish in the sea by now."

"How can you rub it without oil? Isn't that like scrubbing your body? It'll break your skin!"

Shen Weilan suddenly smiled, her smile radiating charm.

She released one hand, her fingertips tracing slowly along Lu Li's pectoral muscles...

She looked up at Lu Li's flustered eyes, her gaze filled with infatuation.

"It's okay."

She breathed softly and whispered in his ear.

"As for..."

"As long as my brother-in-law is willing to lend a hand."

"I have my own connections..."