Hand over Godzilla, and countries will beg me to eat nuclear waste.

Hand over Godzilla, and countries will beg me to eat nuclear waste.

上交哥斯拉,各国跪求我吃核废料

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215 Chapters Ongoing Status

Summary

[Godzilla], [Mech], [Nuclear Radiation Absorption], [National Theme], [Beast Wars], [Invincible Evolution]
"Congratulations on awakening your F-rank talent: Mutant Lizard Control."
The whole audience burst into laughter.
Luo Yu suffered direct social death.
unfortunately,
Luo Yu had the last laugh—because that lizard was Godzilla!
It eats nuclear waste, spews atoms and breaths out, and each evolution of it can destroy the world!
The problem is: it eats too much.
With three nuclear power plants operating in a single day, Luo Yu, an orphan, simply couldn't afford to support them.
So Luo Yu made a decision: hand it over to the state!
"Sir, I can solve the global nuclear pollution problem, on the condition that the government supports me and my brother."
The commander thought I was crazy.
Until the CEO cleaned up 500 tons of nuclear wastewater on the spot...
Pollution disappeared.
A 300-meter-tall atomic dinosaur has been born!
From then on:
A third-tier monster invasion? Boss stomped it to pieces.
A sixth-order calamity has descended? Boss Got his Crimson Lotus Mode activated.
A ninth-tier God Emperor's provocation? Godzilla devoured Earth's core and evolved into a 6000-meter-tall planet Godzilla!
Countries are pleading: "Please, let Godzilla come and eat our nuclear waste!"
The wives complained incessantly, "Our boss has gone over budget again!"
Listening to the complaints, Luo Yu looked at the bill and felt like crying: "Boss, could you please eat less...?"
The boss let out a satisfied burp, exhaling an atomic breath that evaporated an entire Alp.
Luo Yu: "Never mind, the government will reimburse it."

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