The Pseudo-Human Academy: Starting with a Bricklayer Personality

Jack the Ripper (Western): "I have to admit, this elegant guy does have some skills, but he's still a bit inferior to our psychiatrist James, who is known as the Angel of Oblivion."

"He not only got along well with his fake roommates, but also met the fake teacher and received the evaluation of an excellent student from the teacher."

Nerodo (3): "Our White Elephant Kingdom's contestants are not to be outdone; he has already distributed the Ganges Holy Water to several of his pseudo-human roommates."

"I successfully got along well with my fake roommates, but for some reason, they all developed high fevers and diarrhea after drinking the holy water."

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Since I couldn't find tweezers, I had to use chopsticks instead.

Fortunately, Xu Feng found some glue and needles and thread, but he didn't know what brand of glue it was; in short, Xu Feng had never seen it before.

He touched the man's fractured thigh, gently bent it, and the thigh, which had just looked like it was bent at an incredibly strange angle, was immediately put back in place.

Then Xu Feng took out a fruit knife and made a small incision on his leg, cutting through layers of human tissue until the fractured femur was exposed.

Then Xu Feng used chopsticks to pick out the small bone fragments one by one, and glued the larger bone fragments to the femur that had been repositioned.

Then, layer by layer, the stitches were sewn on. After the procedure was completed, the man's thigh looked perfectly normal, as if it had never been fractured.

This caused an uproar not only among the surgeons but also among the forensic experts.

A forensic professor said to his students with a sense of disappointment:

"Watch carefully, learn carefully. Putting someone back together after an accident is a skilled job, not something you can just haphazardly assemble!"

"Every time I see perfectly healthy people turned into bizarre creatures by you guys, I'm furious! Even if someone is stupid, can't they learn how to assemble a corpse? You guys are truly the dumbest class of medical students I've ever taught!"

"This video must be recorded, and every one of my students must watch it a thousand times before they graduate!"

What Xu Feng didn't know was that criminal police officers and medical students made up the majority of his live stream viewers, most of whom were there to learn technical skills.

Then Xu Feng cut open the man's chest cavity, pulled out the ribs that were embedded in his heart, and glued them back on. In this way, he brazenly dissected the corpse again in front of a group of fake people coming and going.

Xu Feng's superb skills immediately attracted a crowd of onlookers. He was almost hit by the person the monkey threw. It would be a lie to say that Xu Feng wasn't angry.

The Mads Mikkelsen personality within him also became interested in monkeys, and was curious about what it would taste like to cook them.

I wonder if the fake human-shaped food is actually tasty?

Looks like I need to find a chance to scramble the monkey, otherwise it'll be hard to make a move.

After dissecting all the organs, Xu Feng wiped the fine sweat from his forehead. He was so tired on his first day at the Pseudo-Human Academy that he almost collapsed from exhaustion.

After doing all this, Xu Feng revealed an elegant smile and looked at the fake people around him, saying:

"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm planning to host a banquet tonight, and I hope you'll all come and support me. Of course, the admission fee is very cheap—only one thousand Ghost Coins!"

"Are you crazy? A thousand ghost coins are enough to buy five living people. Who would go to such an expensive banquet?"

At this moment, a very fat, fake human pushed his way out of the crowd, shoved a thousand ghost coins into Xu Feng's hand, and said with a creepy smile:

"Young man, your cooking skills seem quite excellent. If you can prepare a dinner that satisfies me, I will give you an extra reward."

"Of course I will, sir." Xu Feng gave the fat man a very elegant gentlemanly bow.

"Is there anyone else who wants to attend the banquet?" Xu Feng asked with a smile, just to see if any imposters would like to participate.

At that moment, a slender yet striking figure stepped forward.

The JK uniform accentuated the girl's slender and petite figure. Her silver hair cascaded down her shoulders, gleaming with a cold light. Her golden eyes, though lifeless, were clear and bright. Her skin was as white as snow, and her appearance was so stunningly beautiful that she seemed otherworldly.

The moment Xu Feng's gaze fell upon it, he was stunned, and the word "angel" subconsciously surfaced in his mind.

Such breathtaking beauty is worthy of the title of angel; in this perilous dungeon, she is so beautiful it seems unreal.

This beauty is definitely a campus belle in the Pseudo-Human Academy, even more beautiful than the female anchors Xu Feng has seen with beauty filters.

However, this stunningly beautiful school beauty expressionlessly handed Xu Feng a thousand ghost coins, saying in her lifeless, melodious voice:

"I'm tired of eating human flesh every day, I hope you can bring me some surprises."

"I will, beautiful lady." To be honest, this fake woman is very beautiful, and Xu Feng has been deeply attracted to her. He doesn't know what the fake woman's physiological structure is like, or whether they can have a deeper conversation.

Seven more imposters paid the money.

Xu Feng took out two thousand ghost coins and handed them to Zhao Hu and Li Cheng respectively. The two pseudo-human brothers were immediately moved to tears. You should know that one thousand ghost coins is equivalent to half a year's food expenses for them!

Elegant Bro is a true buddy; let's all get rich together when we make money!

Having received the huge sum of money, Zhao Hu and Li Cheng already considered Xu Feng their best friend.

We would do anything for them, even if it meant going through fire and water!

Meanwhile, the live stream chat exploded!

Ming Sao Yi Duo (Hua): "Holy crap! That was a crazy move that nearly broke my back! How come I didn't think of such a brilliant idea as earning fake people's virtual currency?"

9527 (Hua): "Being too conspicuous in the Pseudo-Human Academy is not a good thing. That monster called Monkey has already taken notice of Elegant Bro, and may have already discovered that Elegant Bro is human."

Kojiro Gojiro (Sakura): "Hahaha! Serves you right! Who told you Chinese players to be so flamboyant? You're about to be discovered, aren't you?"

Anjian (Hua): "Don't be so smug, you upstairs. Your Sakura country's players have been almost completely wiped out. The only one still alive is Kikujiro. Most of our Chinese players are still alive!"

Jojo (Sakura), who beat up the centenarian: "Baka! You Chinese people are absolutely heartless!"

Long Live the Divine Elephant Empire (Part 3): "Our White Elephant Kingdom contestants are still the most awesome. When they entered the dormitory, they gave each of their monster roommates a cup of Ganges Holy Water. Those monster roommates were so excited that they lay on their beds foaming at the mouth."

Park Chang-bo gave money (Ming): "Damn it! The Ganges holy water is way too much, how can we play like this? Two of our Korean players have already been exposed."