The Pseudo-Human Academy: Starting with a Bricklayer Personality

at the same time.

Surgeons from various hospitals gathered their students, watching intently as Xu Feng performed an extremely elegant human dissection in the live stream.

"Watch closely and learn diligently. If you can use a fruit knife as a scalpel and independently complete many complex and precise details, you will be able to perform surgery independently if you have even one-tenth of Xu Feng's skills."

"Such detailed and clear anatomical footage is rare; watching Xu Feng dissect daily life is simply a visual treat!"

"Record it! It must be recorded. Every student who graduates from our medical university must watch this video at least a hundred times... no, a thousand times!"

"We absolutely must recruit such a surgical genius to our hospital, even if it means offering a million-dollar annual salary!"

"Such a medical prodigy is a once-in-a-century talent! Such exquisite skills could only be achieved by a balding surgical genius in their forties or fifties with at least thirty years of experience!"

"Which medical school is this young man a top student at? I definitely need to exchange techniques with him later!"

"Yeah yeah!"

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The number of viewers in Xu Feng's live stream was still increasing at an incredible rate, and soon it broke through the 100,000 mark.

Looking at the prepared ingredients, Xu Feng couldn't help but feel a little annoyed. If they weren't refrigerated, they would spoil very quickly.

So he looked at Zhao Hu and Li Cheng and asked:

"Does our dorm have a refrigerator? These foods will spoil quickly if they're not refrigerated."

Zhao Hu and Li Cheng shook their heads simultaneously:

"Where did the refrigerator come from in the dorm?"

Xu Feng sighed helplessly; the dormitory conditions were still too harsh!

How can you live a normal life without even a refrigerator and an induction cooker?

"You two must be stuffed by now, right? You just ate someone, you must be stuffed by now, right? This food will spoil quickly if left unattended, we can't just leave it like this, can we?"

Xu Feng stroked his chin thoughtfully, looking at the ingredients he had cut from Mei Chuan's body, and said:

"Forget it, let's just sell these junk ingredients to people in other dorms. They can't tell if they're good or bad anyway!"

Zhao Hu nodded:

"Sell it to the fat guy in the next dorm! His family is really rich, and he doesn't refuse any prey. We're short of money, so we'll sell whatever we catch to him."

Xu Feng stroked his chin and pondered for a moment. It would be a real waste not to make use of his superb interpersonal skills.

If we can get our hands on the currency from the Mysterious Dungeon, it will be much easier to use money to clear paths in the Mysterious Dungeon in the future.

Xu Feng shook his head:

"I think it would be more profitable to cook it into a dish, but I don't know if the cafeteria's cold storage would be suitable?"

"Let's borrow the stove in the cafeteria after school tonight. I'll show off my skills to you guys. It's too barbaric for you guys to just eat it raw."

Zhao Hu nodded expectantly and said:

"Really? Elegant Bro, judging from your knife skills, you must be very experienced in dealing with people."

"Of course it can be used. If we can't finish eating the prey, we'll store it in the cold storage. However, storing the prey will cost one ghost coin."

Li Cheng, standing to the side, echoed:

"As long as there are enough ghost coins, I'd be willing to borrow a stove or even blow up the academy."

"Alright, let's go store the ingredients!"

Upon hearing this, Xu Feng couldn't help but nod in agreement. It seemed that the saying "money can make the devil turn the millstone" was true; the ancients were right.

The three of them had just stored their things in the cafeteria and were about to return to their dormitory when a dark shadow suddenly fell from the sky, landing with a "bang" less than half a meter in front of Xu Feng, the wind it generated even blowing up to his trouser leg.

Fortunately, Mads Mikkelsen's personality reacted extremely quickly, and almost the instant the shadow fell, he pulled him aside to avoid it.

Zhao Hu immediately exploded, abruptly looking up and roaring at the upstairs:

"You damn monkey! What's wrong with you? You can't even watch your prey properly, you almost hit my brother, do you know that?"

A thin, stick-like head peered out from upstairs, a bizarre, twisted smile on its face:

"Sorry, sorry, my hand slipped and I couldn't hold on properly. Consider this prey an apology, it's yours."

As he spoke, the thin, fake man retracted his head.

The person who jumped from the building hadn't died yet, but he was already breathing more gasps than breaths. He stared dazedly at Xu Feng in front of him, muttering:

"Run...run! This place is full of monsters!"

Xu Feng looked at the man and sighed:

"How pitiful, has it already lost its mind? That monkey has no respect for life at all. Oh well, let me do it!"

As Xu Feng spoke, he elegantly reached out and seemingly gently twisted the man's neck.

With a soft "snap," the other person's suffering came to an end.

This scene made Zhao Hu and Li Cheng's mouths twitch.

Who would be a good person who talks about respecting life while snapping their prey's neck without batting an eye?

He's even more of a fake than a fake person.

Then, Xu Feng looked at Zhao Hu and asked:

"Do you have tweezers and glue?"

"Elegant Bro, what do you need this for?"

Zhao Hu asked with a puzzled look. He and Li Cheng thought from the bottom of their hearts that this guy was a freak. He was afraid that he would be discovered before he could survive in human society for even a day.

Xu Feng crouched down, his gaze falling on the twisted corpse, a hint of almost obsessive excitement in his eyes:

"I want to piece the body back together before dissecting it. This person fell, and the femur, tibia, and ulna are all comminuted fractures. A dead life must be complete; only then will the dissection be enjoyable!"

Mads Mikkelsen's personality was at play, causing Xu Feng's excited cheeks to flush slightly.

This made Li Cheng, who was standing to the side, feel a chill run down his spine.

Damn it, I'm clearly a fake person just like him, so why am I inexplicably scared?

This guy is too weird, isn't he?

Zhao Hu couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed and said:

"Dude, if you keep going like this, you might not graduate for a hundred years! Your freakish appearance is practically inhuman!"

Xu Feng smiled elegantly and said:

"It doesn't matter, as long as I feel happy."

Meanwhile, the live stream chat room was in an uproar.

Sister's Jade Feet Smell Sweet (Hua): "I'm dying of laughter. The other contestants in the Pseudo-Human Academy are still trying their best to pretend to be pseudo-humans, but our Elegant Brother has already been advised by the pseudo-humans to act like a human being. They're worried about whether he'll graduate or not."

An ordinary office worker (Chinese) calling an ambulance: "Hahaha! To be fair, this 'Elegant Guy' is truly elegant, but also truly perverted!"

Yandere Lolita Lü Aotian (Hua): "As expected of the man I've chosen, he's quite the pervert. I feel surprisingly compatible with him!"

Hikawa Gosaka (Sakura): "Baka! You Chinese people actually think so highly of a murderer?"

"He's only been in the instance for less than three hours and he's already killed two people. Our Great Sakura Empire's Meichuan Neiku died a truly tragic death. Are you even human? Don't you have any compassion?"

Shang Yang (Hua), the quintet: "Why did Elegant Brother kill people? Because he's kind. Killing people in a dungeon isn't illegal! Besides, Mei Chuan Neiku was destined to die. Now that he's been exposed, do you think he can survive?"

Zhong (Hua) from the opposite direction: "Exactly! Stop barking like a dog!"