The Pseudo-Human Academy: Starting with a Bricklayer Personality

Disclaimer: The protagonist only eats and cooks monster meat. There is absolutely no cannibalism. Please leave me alone.

Seeing that the students in the classroom had fallen silent in awe of her words, Teacher Yan continued:

"Every year on Children's Day, the college makes sure the students have as much fun as possible, and this year is no exception, so there are many Louis XVI Pleasure Tables set up in the college."

"This is a unique feature of the Pseudo-Human Academy; every teacher is involved in it."

"Now I'll go over the rules again: the teachers will play the role of the human armed forces, and you will be the exposed imposters, hiding from the teachers' encirclement!"

"Students who get caught will face a minor punishment, but don't expect anyone else to come to your rescue! Once the punishment is over, you'll be eliminated."

"The 'Fake Human Battle Royale' lasts for three hours. The game ends after three hours, and the winning students will receive rewards!"

"By the way, Xu Feng, with your skills, you don't need to participate in the battle royale. Why don't you join our teachers in hunting down the students? Do you know how to use an AK?"

Yan Wang handed over an AK as he spoke.

Xu Feng nodded, took the AK, and discovered that the AK bullets were all rubber bullets.

Come to think of it, even a fake human is still a carbon-based life form. If you really took a burst of bullets from an AK, he probably wouldn't be able to withstand it.

As for the minor punishments, Xu Feng seemed to have seen many Louis XVI Pleasure Terraces on his way here, and there was also an hourglass mechanism in front of the simulator.

If he wasn't mistaken, those Louis XVI Pleasure Terraces were the minor punishment that Teacher Yan Wang was talking about, right?

A dummy would certainly not die if its head was cut off, but a human might not.

This is interesting. Is this definitely not Identity V?

Yan Wang then added:

"There's also a little surprise: students can collect snacks hidden in various corners of the campus. Students who collect ten snacks can choose to win directly."

"The person who collects the most snacks will receive a spirit weapon as a reward!"

A magical artifact?

Xu Feng raised an eyebrow slightly. Compared to strange artifacts, spiritual artifacts had absolutely no side effects.

However, magical artifacts have a limited number of uses; once the number of uses is exhausted, the artifact will be destroyed.

Unlike magical artifacts, which can be used indefinitely but have side effects.

Spiritual artifacts and magical artifacts each have their own advantages and disadvantages!

However, Xu Feng still felt that the artifact was more useful, as its side effects were almost negligible given his current overall attributes of six points.

It's probably able to easily sweep through all newbie dungeons.

In his view, apart from the blood-stained spatula, all the fancy and cunning weapons were not as practical as his strong physique.

"Now... I declare the game officially open! My lovely classmates, please begin your escape!"

Teacher Yan closed his eyes as he spoke, and Xu Feng followed suit and closed his eyes as well.

Meanwhile, the live stream chat was buzzing with excitement:

Wa Xuedi (Chinese): "My favorite battle royale has finally begun."

go学长(华): "Hilarious! Those fake leaders who came to inspect before didn't even notice what the meat they were eating was made of."

Hong Zhonglao Da was being sarcastic again: "Ha! I never thought the Bloodthirsty Gentleman would become a butcher. How interesting! This is really too interesting."

Hanabi (Hana): "Joy! This is so joyful! I can't even imagine how brutal the Bloodthirsty Gentleman will be in a moment!"

Pseudo-human (Chinese): "Live on, together!"

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At the same time, the students cheered and filed out, searching for hiding places.

Some people hid in the shoe cabinet, some hid under the windows on the outer wall of the teaching building, and some even hid under the table on the podium in front of Teacher Yan Wang.

That wise man believed that the most dangerous place was the safest place.

As soon as Teacher Yan opened his eyes, he grabbed that clever imposter from under the podium and tied him to the Louis XVI Pleasure Terrace.

Xu Feng, meanwhile, strolled around the campus with his AK.

Kikujiro saw the Bloodstained Gentleman approaching through the crack in the cabinet door, and his heart leaped into his throat.

He thought the Bloody Gentleman had discovered him and wanted to capture him.

To everyone's surprise, this guy raised his AK and fired a burst of bullets.

The wardrobe was instantly twisted and deformed by a burst of rubber bullets.

The rubber bullet's immense kinetic energy made him grimace; although he wasn't injured, his body was covered in bruises.

His heart pounded violently as he faced the terrifying oppressive presence of the Bloody Gentleman.

At this moment, Kikujiro was hiding in the shoe cabinet, tears, snot, and urine streaming down his face, unable to even control his physical reactions.

The footsteps of the Bloodstained Gentleman grew closer and closer, bringing with them an increasingly terrifying sense of oppression. Kikujiro suppressed the urge to scream out in fear.

At this moment, his rationality was rapidly declining, and he could clearly hear the violent pounding of his heart.

He thought the Bloody Gentleman had discovered him and would open the cabinet to drag him away, but he only lingered at the cabinet door for a moment before walking away.

Kikujiro couldn't help but let out a long sigh of relief.

Xu Feng also discovered that the person hiding in the closet was a human. He considered himself a bloodthirsty person, so he just scared Kikujiro and left.

Since the Butcher faction doesn't offer any rewards, Xu Feng is too lazy to catch people.

Even if he knew there was someone in the shoe cabinet, he wouldn't arrest them; he would just fire a burst of rubber bullets and leave.

Meanwhile, the live stream room was filled with laughter and joy.

Account Thief City and Disconnected Warrior (Hua): "So this is your Great Sakura Empire's Jonin from a ninja family? Not so great! You pissed off as soon as you were scared by us Bloody Gentlemen! Hahaha!"

Hikawa Tsuna version (Sakura): "You despicable Chinese, don't be so smug. Tomorrow is the day of divine punishment. Your bloodthirsty gentleman won't be smug for long. He has harmed so many chosen ones. Tomorrow is the day he pays back his sins."

I, Zelda, am taking Link home today (Hua): "So, is it possible that I, Elegant Brother, am not a fake human, but actually a human? That the Day of Divine Punishment has no effect on him at all?"

Disco Master (Part 3): "Impossible, absolutely impossible! Your Elegant Brother is definitely a fake Chosen One. How could a mere Chinese man single-handedly kill so many Chosen Ones from our White Elephant Empire? He's definitely a fake!"

Make the lighthouse great again (light):

"I also think the Bloody Gentleman is a hypocrite. With such conspicuous behavior, how could not a single hypocrite suspect his identity? Tomorrow is the day of divine punishment, and then everything will be clear!"

My younger sister's jade feet are fragrant and sweet (Hua):

"I mean, is it possible that all the fake humans who could recognize the Bloodthirsty Gentleman's true human identity were served up at his dinner table?"

Tomorrow's Prison player (Hua): "You can never wake someone who is pretending to be asleep. When everyone is questioning whether you have weapons of mass destruction, it's best if you actually do."