The Pseudo-Human Academy: Starting with a Bricklayer Personality

Disclaimer: The protagonist only eats and cooks monster meat. There is absolutely no cannibalism. Please leave me alone.

The Mediterranean-style dean immediately gave a wink, and the accompanying teachers quickly stepped forward to serve the leaders their meals and hand them to them.

The leader, gazing at the enticing aroma of the exquisite dishes wafting from the table, couldn't help but feel a surge of appetite. These dishes were even more refined than those he had eaten at high-end establishments.

Is this what the students at the Pseudo-Human Academy eat every day?

Excellent! Excellent!

He put the pork in his mouth, and the wonderful flavor immediately spread across his tongue.

The leader's eyes widened in shock.

Who exactly is the chef in this cafeteria?

I thought this dish only looked good, and probably didn't taste very good.

But who would have thought that it not only looks delicious, but also tastes top-notch?

Soon, all the leaders who came to the canteen started wolfing down their food.

Xu Feng sat at the table next to the leader and began to enjoy the food with great elegance, bite by bite.

Soon, the leaders finished their meal, went to the window to get another serving, and ate several servings before finally stopping, satisfied.

Newcomer Ye Ningyun watched as each window transformed into a window displaying exquisite dishes.

He was all too familiar with these dishes; these were the very dishes made by the Bloody Gentleman.

Even a fool could tell that these dishes were made from edible monsters, but wouldn't eating monster meat cause poisoning?

Maru La, all twelve windows are filled with dishes made by the Bloody Gentleman.

But he was very hungry.

Ye Ningyun gritted her teeth and ordered a strangely prepared meal.

Xu Feng glanced at him, a mischievous smile playing on his lips. He tapped his plate lightly with his silver fork, the sound not loud but precisely reaching Ye Ningyun's ears:

"Freshmen, please pay attention to your dining etiquette. Gobbling your food will result in points being deducted."

Ye Ningyun froze, feeling as if she had fallen into an ice cave.

Did the Bloody Gentleman not realize I was a human in disguise?

He almost dropped his chopsticks, then slowed down and began to eat properly, mimicking the manners of the fake people. Cold sweat had already soaked his back.

Meanwhile, Kikujiro, James, and the others on the other side enjoyed the food prepared by Xu Feng without any hesitation.

The moment the food entered their mouths, an expression of disbelief flashed across both of their faces.

They had assumed the food prepared by the Bloody Gentleman would be extremely unpalatable.

Surprisingly, they discovered that this dish was far more delicious than the food prepared by famous chefs in high-end restaurants.

"I never imagined that this Bloody Gentleman's culinary skills were so exquisite. No wonder those hypocrites would spend a thousand ghost coins to attend the banquet."

The two immediately began to wolf down their food. In their view, as long as the food didn't seem delicious, they could eat to their heart's content without any guilt.

On the other side, the leaders, having eaten and drunk their fill, patted their bellies and praised the balding dean, saying:

"The food in your esteemed cafeteria is absolutely superb, the chefs' skills are superb! Especially that fried 'monster' dish, crispy on the outside, tender and juicy on the inside, even more authentic than the premium dish I had last time!"

The Mediterranean-looking dean, his face bulging with fat, grinned and quickly agreed:

"You flatter me, it's all thanks to the hard work of the kitchen staff. Our students get to eat such delicious food every day!"

He had no idea that those so-called exquisite dishes were actually the strange creatures that had disappeared from the academy.

They only thought that cleaning up the strange things that had delayed graduation was a policy of some higher-ups.

He dared not question it, nor did he dare to inquire about it.

Everyone was very satisfied with the meal in the cafeteria. Not only were the leaders and the dean satisfied, but the students and teachers were also very satisfied. No one was dissatisfied.

The following day, the dean commended Xu Feng in front of the entire college and announced that he would be the chief of the freshmen and a candidate for president of the student council.

From now on, all students in the college must greet Xu Feng when they see him.

There was no substantial reward, which made him feel a little disappointed. He had thought that the dean would reward him with some kind of magical artifact!

The result was all flatbread, and we couldn't even eat a single piece.

Given his reputation as a bloodthirsty gentleman, even if he wasn't the chief, no hypocrite would dare to be so disrespectful as not to greet him.

Because all the monsters that didn't greet him turned into fresh meat in the cold storage.

We can't finish it, we simply can't finish it!

As the number of pigs and ducks in the cold storage increased, Xu Feng's smile grew wider and wider, always radiating an incredibly elegant smile.

Time passed pleasantly to the twenty-ninth day.

This day, which James and David referred to as the Great Battle Royale, was essentially a day of reckoning.

Teacher Yan Wang pushed open the door and walked into the classroom. He adjusted his glasses and then smiled as he spoke:

"Today is Children's Day, a day of celebration for both teachers and students. Everyone can do whatever makes them happy!"

Upon hearing this, the long-necked fake man sitting next to the lectern cheered and, in front of Teacher Yan Wang, tore his basic camouflage textbook to shreds.

A cold glint flashed in Teacher Yan's eyes. Without thinking, he pulled out his ruler and smashed the head of the long-necked fake man and his unfortunate fake deskmate together.

Teacher Yan Wang grinned, black smoke billowing from his lips, and said with a somewhat angry expression:

"You've got some nerve tearing up your disguise textbook in front of your disguise professor!"

The flesh and blood around the long-necked dummy's neck writhed, and soon a new head grew out. It looked at Yan Wang and said in a somewhat resentful tone:

"The teacher just said we should just have fun, and tearing up textbooks is something that makes me happy!"

"Happy? Let me teach you what true happiness is."

Yan Wang took out a cross and smashed the long-necked fake man's limbs, immobilizing him and hanging him on the blackboard to cosplay as Jesus.

No matter how much the long-necked fake man screamed, they wouldn't let him down.