When I stopped licking, the lady panicked.

The Immortal Emperor is reborn and marries the most beautiful woman in Daqing.
In my past life, you stole my destiny and robbed me of my chance to ascend. I will repay the shame of my past life in this one!
You say your true love is a prince? Sorry, I am the heir apparent of the Prince of Zhenbei, and I command a large army.
You say your true lover has extraordinary cultivation? Sorry, but in my past life I was a terrestrial immortal with countless advanced cultivation techniques.
You say your true love is all-powerful? Sorry, everything that happened was within my calculations.
You want me to give you ten million in gold as a bride price? I'll just slap you across the face.
Even after being reborn, do you still think of me as a simp?