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The next morning.

Yu Le picked up the small suitcase with one hand and grabbed Yu Muchen, who was still yawning, by the back of his collar with the other, and stuffed him into the back seat of the van.

The car door slammed shut.

The van drove off the bumpy dirt road and headed straight for the airport in the morning light.

Three o'clock in the afternoon. Grand View Garden, Beijing.

As soon as the car stopped, Dongdong pushed open the car door and rushed into the house with her short legs.

"Mom! Sister! I'm home!"

He had just run up the steps when he suddenly stopped.

Liu Qianqian stood with her arms crossed, leaning leisurely against the middle of the door, a meaningful smile on her face.

She was carrying a brand-new Ultraman backpack in her left hand, with a huge Ultraman victory sign printed on the blue backpack.

"Yu Muchen, are you surprised?" Liu Qianqian handed over her schoolbag.

The moment Dongdong saw the schoolbag clearly, she took three steps back.

He turned to look at Yu Le, who was walking over.

"Dad, what's this?"

"Your armor." Yu Le put one hand in his pocket and stepped up the stairs.

"September 1st is coming soon, it's time for you to go and conquer the kindergarten."

He plopped down on the ground with a thud.

"I'm not going!" He waved his two chubby little hands wildly in the air.

Liu Qianqian walked down the steps, bent down, grabbed his ear with her slender fingers, and pulled him into the house.

"Protest invalid."

......

On the morning of September 1st.

At the entrance of an international bilingual kindergarten in Chaoyang District, it has become a large-scale battlefield of life and death.

The sounds of wailing, crying, and adults trying to comfort them mingled together.

Dozens of little girls dressed in pretty clothes were now like superglue, clinging tightly to their parents' legs and refusing to let go.

The parents used all sorts of coaxing and deception, creating an extremely chaotic scene.

Dongdong, mixed in with everyone else, was undoubtedly the one who performed the most intensely and whose acting was the most explosive.

He clung tightly to the green iron gate of the kindergarten with both hands. His feet were dangling in the air, kicking wildly, and one of his shoes even flew off.

"I don't want to go to school! I want to go home and find Little Green!"

Liu Xiaoli, standing to the side, couldn't help but soften upon seeing this.

"This child is crying so pitifully, should we send him/her again in a few days?"

"Mom, please don't be soft-hearted. He's just faking it. All bark and no bite. Look, he hasn't even shed a few tears." Liu Qianqian seemed very interested, with a hint of schadenfreude.

Just then.

Yu Le straightened his cuffs and said calmly.

"I asked the principal, and they say the cafeteria serves braised pork for lunch."

The crying stopped abruptly.

The thud hanging on the iron gate froze instantly.

He sniffed, his Adam's apple bobbing, and swallowed. His eyes, which had been hiding "fake tears," suddenly lit up.

He slowly turned his head and said in a voice with a heavy nasal tone, "Then come pick me up early this afternoon. Bring a strawberry cake."

Then, she deftly let go, slid down the iron gate, picked up the shoe that had flown off, put it on, dusted herself off, and followed the teacher through the gate without looking back. Her back view conveyed a resolute determination that said, "For the sake of braised pork, I am willing to endure humiliation and hardship."

Liu Xiaoli stared in disbelief, then couldn't help but laugh at Yu Le.

"Who did this kid take after?"

Yu Le glanced at Liu Qianqian beside her.

"He takes after his sister."

Liu Qianqian was furious upon hearing this:

"Dad!!"

........

For the next few days, Yu Muchen went to kindergarten every morning.

He adapted quite quickly, after all, the kindergarten he was sent to was the best in Beijing, and the lunches and afternoon tea snacks every day were very tempting.

Sunday evening, 8 p.m.

In front of the television, Liu Xiaoli, Liu Qianqian, and Yu Le sat on the sofa.

Dongdong was placed on a small table next to him, with a tracing book spread out in front of him, struggling with his crooked "one, two, three".

The fourth episode of "Where Are We Going, Dad?" premiered on time.

This was also the last episode that Yu Le participated in recording.

As soon as the show started, the barrage of comments was so thick that you couldn't even see people's faces.

"Number one, number one!"

"Come see the richest man!"

"Come see the unruly Shen Zekai!"

The program is halfway through. The scene cuts to a courtyard in western Hunan.

Qin Haoyang, with one bare foot, chased after Dou Dou, holding up a blue plastic slipper.

"Qin Doudou! You stop right there!"

DouDou ran very fast.

Dongdong decisively hid behind Yu Le's recliner, perfectly betraying her teammate.

Qin Haoyang grabbed Dou Dou by the back of her collar.

"Will you listen to me or not!"

DouDou immediately cowered and burst into tears.

Qin Haoyang softened and put his son on the ground.

The next second, a reversal occurred.

DouDou sprang up from the ground, grabbed her slippers, and pointed at Qin Haoyang with her fingers.

"Call him Brother Bean!"

"I'll make sure your ass is bruised and battered!"

In front of the television, Liu Qianqian burst into laughter, clutching her stomach and making a goose-like sound.

The barrage of comments on the screen also exploded.

"Holy crap! This is hilarious! Hahahaha!"

"Brother Dou is a tough guy, ruthless and doesn't talk much!"

"Raise filial sons! Filial piety breeds strength!"

"If Heaven hadn't given birth to my brother Dou, filial piety would have remained shrouded in eternal darkness!!"

"This show is phenomenal! It's the absolute pinnacle of variety shows!"

The trending topics list exploded instantly.

#Call me Brother Dou#

#Qin Haoyang was pointed at by his son with a slipper#

#WhereAreWeGoingDadAchievingGodhood#

The screen was filled with the word "Explode" in deep red.

The program was coming to an end.

Black text on a white background appears in the center of the screen.

[Special Announcement: Due to their busy schedules, Mr. Yu Le and young Yu Muchen will be withdrawing from the recording of subsequent programs. Thank you for the joy they brought.]

The style of the bullet comments suddenly changed.

"???"

"No! Richest man, don't go!"

"Without Yu Laozei, this show would be missing half its soul!"

"The person in front is a big shot worth 50 billion. It's already a big favor that he's willing to come and have some fun with you for a few episodes."

"Yeah, I bet he went back to acquire some multinational corporation."

"Did Dongdong go back to inherit the family fortune? She's so young, yet she has to bear wealth that she shouldn't have at her age."

Liu Qianqian saw the last comment, scoffed, and glanced at the distance.

"Inherit my foot! This kid's probably crying over the question 'What's one plus one?'"

Yu Le followed her gaze and turned to look at the small desk.

Dongdong was chewing on a pencil stub, with a book titled "Preschool Mathematics Enlightenment" in front of him.

The notebook was already soaked with tears.

"Dad, if we eat one of the three apples, why do we still need to count? Wouldn't it be better to just eat all three?" Dongdong asked, sobbing.

Yu Le walked over and tapped on the table.

"Because if you can't figure it out, you won't even get to eat the core of that apple."

Dongdong cried even louder.