Entertainment: A whirlwind marriage with a fairy-like mother at the start!
Chapter 313 Brother Dou
It's late August now.
An ancient village in western Hunan.
The filming location of the fourth episode of "Where Are We Going, Dad?".
Yu Le leaned back in the bamboo recliner in the courtyard, squinting her eyes, enjoying a rare moment of leisure in the afternoon.
A gentle breeze carries the fragrance of earth and grass, making one feel drowsy.
On the internet, Shen Zekai's "unruly" meme has spawned its eighth generation.
The latest image is a screenshot of Shen Zekai humbly handing Yu Le a tissue on a TV show.
Caption: [Richest man, please wipe your sweat. This was just warmed up by your servant's body heat.]
This image has become the most popular meme among employees of various companies.
In the midst of this tranquility, a pig-like scream suddenly erupted from the other end of the courtyard, instantly shattering the leisurely afternoon.
"Qin! Dou! Dou! You stop right there!"
Qin Haoyang, with one bare right foot and wearing a slipper on his left, clutching another blue plastic slipper tightly in his hand, rushed out of the house panting like an angry bull.
DouDou ran in the lead, her legs swinging like wheels of fire, her speed was astonishing.
As he ran, he didn't forget to turn back and stick his tongue out at Qin Haoyang, making a face.
"Hehehe! You can't catch me!"
Qin Haoyang felt his blood pressure soaring.
That little brat has gotten incredibly audacious!
Just now, while he was taking a nap, I actually stuffed a lively frog into his shoe.
When he stepped on it, the cold, slippery, and moving sensation almost gave this Olympic gold medalist a heart attack on the spot.
"Dongdong! Cover me!" DouDou shouted as she circled the stone mill in the yard, calling out to Dongdong, who was engrossed in playing with mud.
Dongdong looked up blankly, her little face still covered in a few specks of mud.
He quickly assessed the situation, picked up his mud ball without hesitation, and in a flash, decisively hid behind Yu Le's recliner, concealing half of his body as well, perfectly selling DouDou.
Qin Haoyang took a quick step and, relying on his excellent athletic physique, grabbed Dou Dou by the back of her collar.
"You little brat, where do you think you're going!"
DouDou was like a little chick whose neck was being choked by fate, her feet off the ground, being lifted into the air.
Qin Haoyang raised the blue slipper in his hand high and roared through gritted teeth.
"Will you listen to me or not!"
DouDou flailed wildly in mid-air, kicking its legs erratically.
"If you don't behave, I'll spank you until your bottom is raw!" Qin Haoyang tightened his wrist, as if to hit her.
DouDou immediately chickened out.
He immediately covered his head with his hands, started wailing at the top of his lungs, and tears welled up in his eyes.
"Dad, I was wrong! I'll be good! I'll never catch frogs again! Waaah... I'll never do it again..."
Qin Haoyang's slipper stopped abruptly three centimeters away from Dou Dou's bottom.
He was still his biological father; how could he bring himself to be so cruel?
"Sigh..." Qin Haoyang sighed and put the little rascal on the ground. He felt that taking his son to record the show was more tiring than when he participated in the Olympic finals.
His wrist loosened, and his slipper fell to the ground.
"If you dare to cause trouble again, I won't let you off easily." Qin Haoyang rubbed his throbbing temples and prepared to turn around to put on his shoes.
However, in the instant he turned around...
DouDou, lying on the ground, stopped crying abruptly. With an incredibly agile roll, he sprang to his feet.
He grabbed the blue slippers from the ground and stood up abruptly.
Pointing with the back of the hand.
The sole of the slipper was aimed directly at Qin Haoyang.
"Call me Brother Dou!" Dou Dou shouted.
Qin Haoyang stood there, frozen in place.
He stared at the slipper pointing at his nose, and his mind went completely blank.
This kid's gone too far!
"I'll make sure your butt gets bruised and battered!" Dou Dou added fiercely, mimicking Qin Haoyang's tone.
"puff--"
Eason Chan sprayed the tea he had just taken a sip all over Richie Jen.
Ren Xianqi didn't even bother to wipe his clothes, he was laughing so hard he couldn't stand up straight while clutching his stomach.
The cameraman's shoulders were shaking violently, and the camera was wobbling up and down.
Qin Haoyang's psychological defenses crumbled at this moment.
He, a proud Olympic champion, has now lost all his prestige.
He gritted his teeth, speaking slowly and deliberately, approaching DouDou step by step:
"Say it again?"
Seeing that things were not going well, DouDou threw down her slippers and ran away.
"Help! Murder!"
The yard was in chaos again.
.......
That evening.
The children are all fast asleep.
Yu Le walked alone to a large tree outside the courtyard.
He took out his phone and dialed the number of the director of Tencent Video's variety show department.
The phone rang once and was answered.
"Mr. Yu! What are your instructions?" The voice on the other end was extremely respectful.
Yu Le put one hand in his pocket and kicked away a small pebble at his feet.
"I'll stop recording this episode."
This was the result of his careful consideration.
The goal of letting Yu Muchen experience life has been achieved, but continuing like this, his status as the "richest man" will only make the other guests feel more and more awkward and make the show less and less pure.
There was a brief silence on the other end of the phone.
"Mr. Yu, the ratings are soaring! Your sudden withdrawal will have a huge impact on the program."
Yu Le spoke calmly.
"Find a replacement family to fill in. Just issue a statement saying I'm busy with work and have scheduling conflicts."
"Mr. Yu, is there something the production team has done poorly? Please let us know, and we'll fix it immediately!"
Yu Le glanced back at the courtyard.
"I didn't mean anything by it. If we keep filming, this parent-child program will lose its original meaning."
Yu Le paused for a moment.
"Also, September is here. My little guy should be starting kindergarten soon."
Upon hearing this, the director dared not offer any further advice.
"Okay, Mr. Yu, I'll make arrangements for the replacement family overnight. Your withdrawal statement will be released first thing tomorrow morning."
hang up the phone.
Yu Le turned around and went back into the house.
On the wooden bed, Dongdong was sleeping soundly on her back, smacking her lips twice as if she were having a sweet dream.
Yu Le bent down and gently covered him with the blanket.
Soon, this kid's good days will be over.
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