Huang Rong from The Return of the Condor Heroes: Brother Jing, let's get a divorce.

The wind howled, and the shadows of the trees flew backward like ghosts.

Yang Guo felt like his stomach was about to be shaken out. Ouyang Feng carried him like a chick about to be slaughtered, completely disregarding the passenger's experience.

He tried to break free by secretly channeling his internal energy, but a piercing pain suddenly shot through his dantian. It was the "Toad Soul-Locking Force" planted by Ouyang Feng that was causing the problem.

This restriction was like a sword hanging over his head, constantly reminding him: Don't even think about running, running means death.

"Father! Dear Father! Can we slow down? I'm about to throw up my breakfast!" Yang Guo's face turned pale. Since he couldn't win by force, he could only try to outsmart his opponent and made a last-ditch effort.

Ouyang Feng ignored him, his pace quickening even further as he muttered, "Throw it out? Good thing! Emptying your stomach makes it easier to work! If I don't see any blood today, I'll cut that thing off you!"

Yang Guo felt a sudden tightness in his crotch; this crazy old man was serious.

Before long, the familiar cave reappeared before their eyes.

Li Mochou remained in the same position, tightly bound by vines, leaning against the side of the cave. Although her apricot-yellow Taoist robe was somewhat disheveled, it couldn't conceal her curves. At this moment, she was resting with her eyes closed, trying to break through her acupoints, and a fine layer of sweat appeared on her forehead.

Hearing the noise, Li Mochou suddenly opened her eyes.

When she saw Ouyang Feng return, and Yang Guo being dragged back like a dead dog, a hint of despair flashed in her beautiful eyes.

"He's back! He's back!" Ouyang Feng threw Yang Guo to the ground, rubbing his hands excitedly like a bandit leader who had just kidnapped his wife. "Daughter-in-law! Father has brought this good-for-nothing back!"

Yang Guo rolled twice on the ground, enduring the churning of his blood and qi, and got up covered in dust, only to meet Li Mochou's murderous eyes.

"What are you looking at! Look again and I'll gouge your eyes out!" Although Li Mochou couldn't move, she still couldn't hold back her words.

"Snapped!"

Ouyang Feng slapped Li Mochou from a distance. Although it didn't hit her face, a gust of wind swept by and knocked off her Taoist crown. Her long black hair instantly fell down, draped over her shoulders, making her look less fierce and more disheveled.

"Shut up! That's your man!" Ouyang Feng glared fiercely at Li Mochou. "If you dare to yell at your man again, I'll strip you naked right now!"

Li Mochou trembled, biting her lip, tears welling in her eyes, but dared not utter another sound. In her entire life, she had roamed the martial world with unparalleled power; when had she ever suffered such humiliation?

"Son, go!" Ouyang Feng pointed at Li Mochou and gave the order to attack.

Looking at the stunningly beautiful but disheveled female demon before him, Yang Guo felt a mix of unease and trepidation. With the restrictions within his body still in place and his mad father pressuring him from behind, he was truly being forced into this situation.

"Father, this...this is broad daylight, isn't it inappropriate?" Yang Guo hesitated, reluctant to step forward. "Besides, this place isn't flat, it'll be uncomfortable..."

"What a load of crap!" Ouyang Feng ignored all excuses and flashed behind Li Mochou in an instant.

He stretched out his withered fingers and tapped Li Mochou's back several times.

"Ugh..." Li Mochou groaned, her tense body instantly going limp, collapsing to the ground like a lump of mud. She was horrified to discover that not only had she lost all her internal energy, but she had also been drained of all her strength, making it difficult to even lift a finger.

"Now she's behaving herself." Ouyang Feng said smugly. "Son, how was my 'Bone-Penetrating Melt' technique? Once you're hit by this move, even a chaste and virtuous woman will turn into a slut! Now she can't move, you can do whatever you want with her!"

Yang Guo swallowed.

This old poisoner has truly mastered the art of despicable tactics to the level of a grandmaster.

Li Mochou lay in a pile of fallen leaves, her chest heaving violently. The collar of her Taoist robe was slightly open, revealing a breathtaking glimpse of snow-white skin. She stared intently at Yang Guo, her eyes filled with resentment and a hint of barely perceptible pleading.

She was really scared.

If this lecherous scoundrel were to ruin her reputation, she would rather bite her tongue and commit suicide immediately.

Yang Guo sighed and stepped forward with a forced smile.

He knelt down beside Li Mochou and reached out to brush the stray hairs from her cheek. The touch of his fingers on her smooth skin sent a shiver down Li Mochou's spine as if she'd been electrocuted.

"Don't...don't touch me..." Li Mochou's voice trembled, choked with sobs.

Yang Guo leaned close to her ear and whispered, "My beauty, why did you do this? If you had given me the antidote earlier, I would have found a way to let you go. Now look what happened, you're in this madman's hands, and we're both doomed."

"You...you release my pressure points..." Li Mochou gritted her teeth, "and I'll give you the antidote, and...and I promise I won't kill you!"

"It's too late." Yang Guo shrugged helplessly. "I can't even release these pressure points, and my father is watching right next to me. If I dare to make any trouble, he'll break my legs first."

As they were talking, Ouyang Feng grew impatient.

"What are you dawdling for! Don't know where to start?" Ouyang Feng strode over. "Get out of the way! I'll teach you how to take off your clothes!"

As he spoke, the old madman actually reached out to pull at Li Mochou's Taoist robe.

"Ah—!" Li Mochou let out a shrill scream.

Yang Guo was startled and quickly stopped Ouyang Feng: "Father! Father! Don't do it! I'll do it myself! I'll do it myself, okay!"

If that old madman were to do it, it would be like tearing clothes off, not only lacking in aesthetics but also likely to scare people to death.

"Then hurry up!" Ouyang Feng glared. "I'll count to three. If you don't do it, I'll do it for you!"

Having said that, Ouyang Feng wisely turned to the side and didn't try to peek.

"one!"

Yang Guo steeled his heart, looked at Li Mochou's tear-streaked face, and thought to himself: I'm sorry to offend you!

He reached out and placed his trembling hand on Li Mochou's belt.

It was an apricot-yellow ribbon tied in an exquisite knot. With just a gentle pull, the Taoist robe would come undone.

Li Mochou closed her eyes, two lines of tears sliding down her cheeks. She never imagined that her lifelong reputation would be ruined by this little beast.

"Two!" Ouyang Feng's voice was like a death knell.

Yang Guo beckoned with his finger.

The ribbon slipped.

His Taoist robe loosened.

The white undergarment was exposed to the air, tightly wrapping around her voluptuous and mature body.

"Good! Good!" Ouyang Feng clapped his hands and laughed, "Keep going! Keep taking your clothes off!"

Yang Guo felt a surge of heat rush to his head.

This is too exciting.

Before him stood a fearsome female demon, dreaded by all in the martial world, yet now she resembled a helpless, submissive wife, allowing him to do as he pleased. The stark contrast was enough to drive any normal man mad.

His hand moved somewhat against his will, slowly reaching towards Li Mochou's collar.

Just then, Li Mochou suddenly opened her eyes, her gaze filled with despair and shame. She stared intently at Yang Guo, and roared with all her might, "Yang Guo! You beast! If you dare to humiliate me… how can you face your beloved! Do you want her to know you're a lecherous scoundrel?!"

Yang Guo froze.

Sister Rong... Sister Long!

These words instantly extinguished the anger in his heart.

Yang Guo abruptly withdrew his hand, turned to look at Ouyang Feng, and said with a pained expression, "Father, it really won't work!"

"What is it now?" Ouyang Feng roared in fury. "My pants are already half off, and you're saying it's not okay?"

"It's not that I'm incapable, it's just that the atmosphere is wrong!" Yang Guo's mind raced, and he started spouting nonsense. "Father, think about it, childbirth is about yin and yang in harmony, and it has to be a willing act. Right now, she's crying and full of resentment. How can the child born be smart? What if it's a mentally challenged child?"

Ouyang Feng was stunned.

Fool?

This is a big problem. Ouyang Feng, a hero of his time and the best in the world, naturally hopes to have an exceptionally intelligent grandson to inherit his mantle.

"Then... what should we do?" Ouyang Feng scratched his head.

"We need to flirt!" Yang Guo said with a straight face, spouting nonsense. "We need to make her happy and willing so that the child born will be clever! Father, could you step aside for a moment and let me whisper a few words to her to cheer her up before we get down to business?"

Ouyang Feng looked at Yang Guo suspiciously: "You're not planning to pull any tricks again, are you?"

"How could that be!" Yang Guo pointed to his dantian and said with a wry smile, "Your divine skill is still circulating inside me. Even if I had the greatest courage in the world, I wouldn't dare to run away. Besides, this person can't run away anyway, what tricks could they possibly play?"

Ouyang Feng thought about it and agreed. Since the girl was already poisoned by the Bone-Piercing Infusion Technique and Yang Guo was already poisoned by the Toad Soul-Locking Technique, there was no fear of losing what was already secured.

"Alright! I'll give you the time it takes for an incense stick to burn!" Ouyang Feng walked outside the cave with his hands behind his back, then retreated to a large tree a dozen feet away and squatted down, revealing a pair of cunning eyes watching them. "If you can't appease them, I'll personally help you!"