Huang Rong from The Return of the Condor Heroes: Brother Jing, let's get a divorce.

Once outside the area of ​​the ancient tomb, Ouyang Feng, who had been all smiles like a Maitreya Buddha, suddenly looked dejected.

The feeling was like a sudden hailstorm in June; the sky was clear one moment, and then dark clouds appeared the next.

He grabbed Yang Guo's wrist, his feet barely touching the ground, leaving a trail of afterimages in the woods.

Yang Guo was pulled along unsteadily, his heart pounding with anxiety.

This crazy father's thought process is more convoluted than a winding mountain road. Just a moment ago he was calling Sister Long "good daughter-in-law," but now he's acting like she owes him eight million taels of silver?

"Godfather! Father! My biological father!"

As Yang Guo ran alongside, he tentatively called out, "Slow down, I just finished my wedding night, my legs are weak, I can't take this much."

Ouyang Feng suddenly stopped in his tracks.

The inertia was so great that Yang Guo almost crashed headfirst into his iron-like back.

Ouyang Feng turned around, his old face as black as the bottom of a pot, his eyes staring straight at Yang Guo without saying a word, just staring.

Yang Guo felt a chill run down his spine.

"Father, what's wrong?" Yang Guo chuckled, reaching out to tug at Ouyang Feng's sleeve. "Didn't you eat enough this morning? How about we find a place, and I'll roast you a beggar's chicken?"

"Snapped!"

Ouyang Feng slapped Yang Guo's hand away, exhaling two thick breaths from his nostrils, his mustache practically sticking up to the sky.

"Eat? All you ever think about is eating!"

Ouyang Feng pointed at Yang Guo's nose, spitting everywhere, "You little brat, you've grown some guts! You even dare to lie to your own father!"

Yang Guo's heart skipped a beat.

"Father, what makes you say that?" Yang Guo looked more wronged than Dou E. "My filial piety towards you is as clear as the sun and moon, as witnessed by heaven and earth! I even spent my wedding night..."

"Shut up!"

Ouyang Feng roared, startling a flock of birds in the woods into flying away.

He angrily spun around twice, pointing at Yang Guo and yelling, "You dare mention the wedding night! You good-for-nothing! I kindly found you a beautiful wife so you could carry on the family line! And what happened?"

"So you were putting on an act for me in that cave!"

Yang Guo was stunned.

Beautiful wife?

That's Li Mochou!

Several days have passed since this happened, why is this old madman suddenly bringing up old grievances?

and……

"Father, how did you know I was acting?" Yang Guo blinked innocently. "It was quite a commotion back then. Didn't you hear it outside? The shouting and the noise made me blush."

To survive, Yang Guo put on an Oscar-worthy performance, even taking on ventriloquism and voice acting.

Logically speaking, given Ouyang Feng's erratic state, he should have believed it long ago.

"What's the point of making a scene!"

Ouyang Feng stomped his feet in anger, shouting, "I'm not blind!"

He moved closer to Yang Guo, his eyes gleaming with an air of "intelligence," which made Yang Guo feel uneasy.

"That fierce old woman in the Taoist robe!" Ouyang Feng gritted his teeth. "The mark on her hand is brighter than the sun! Do you think I can't see it?"

Yang Guo was dumbfounded.

Shou Gong Sha?

He did know about this; the Ancient Tomb Sect did seem to have such a rule. But the problem was, Li Mochou's Taoist robe sleeves were very wide, usually covering her completely. When did this old madman see it?

and……

Has this crazy dad's IQ gone a little off these past few days?

He even noticed details like the "virginity mark" (a mark indicating virginity). Is this still the same Ouyang Feng who only knew how to practice martial arts upside down?

"Father, you...you must be mistaken?" Yang Guo still struggled in desperation. "Maybe it's a mosquito bite? Or maybe it's been bitten by some kind of insect?"

"fart!"

Ouyang Feng slapped a large tree next to him, snapping the tree, which was as thick as a bowl, in half.

"I've been with countless women... no, I've eaten more salt than you've eaten rice! Do you think I can't tell the difference between a mosquito bite and a virginity mark?"

Ouyang Feng, looking utterly disappointed, pointed at Yang Guo with a pained expression: "Tell me, what's wrong with that girl? She has a great figure and a beautiful face. Although she has a bit of a temper, I guarantee you won't be bullied after we get married!"

"Such a beautiful woman was placed right in front of you, and you actually managed to resist making a move? Are you a reincarnated monk? Or is it...?"

Ouyang Feng's gaze suddenly shifted downwards, landing on Yang Guo's crotch, his eyes becoming extremely strange and full of suspicion.

"Could it be that your thing... isn't working?"

Yang Guo felt a chill in his crotch and instinctively squeezed his legs together.

This is a matter of a man's dignity!

"Who says I can't!" Yang Guo shouted, his neck stiff. "I can do it! Seven times a night is no problem! That's...that's because..."

"Why?" Ouyang Feng pressed closer.

Yang Guo sighed, his face bitter: "Father, you don't know the cost of living until you're in charge. Who is Li Mochou? She's the Red Serpent Fairy! A ruthless female demon who kills without blinking an eye! I only have my meager skills; if I were to lay a hand on her, wouldn't she chop me to pieces and feed me to the dogs?"

"I may have lustful thoughts, but I value my life more! What if she comes after me later? Will I even want my head?"

Yang Guo was telling the absolute truth.

Li Mochou's figure and face exuded the charm of a mature woman, and her ruthlessness only fueled men's desire to conquer her.

As a man determined to ensure that no woman in the world would have any regrets, Yang Guo did indeed have feelings for Li Mochou.

But ideas are one thing, and reality is another.

Before she can be suppressed by absolute power, Sleeping Li Mochou is no different from a sleeping tiger.

Upon hearing this, Ouyang Feng was taken aback.

Immediately, the anger on his face subsided somewhat, replaced by a disdainful expression.

"this one?"

Ouyang Feng curled his lip. "I thought it was a big deal. Afraid of her revenge? Afraid she'll kill you?"

"Son, remember this."

Ouyang Feng patted his chest, his thin chest thumping loudly beneath his tattered clothes. "With your father around, no one in this world can touch a hair on your head! That old Huang Yaoshi is no match for you, that beggar is no match for you, and a mere little girl is nothing!"

Even if you want Huang Yaoshi's daughter, I'll still get her for you!

He waved his hand dismissively, exclaiming with boundless confidence, "I'll take care of this for you!"

Yang Guo felt a surge of excitement upon hearing this. "That's right! How come I didn't think of that? Doesn't this mean my relationship with Sister Rong has taken another step forward?"

But we can't talk about this now; we'll have to wait until we get down the mountain to make a plan.

"Wait...wait for everything?" Yang Guo's lips twitched. "How do you mean 'wait for everything'?"

Ouyang Feng chuckled, revealing a set of incomplete, yellow teeth. His smile exuded a chillingly sinister aura.

"Simple."

"Once we find that little girl, I'll hold her down. If she dares to utter a single word of dissent, I'll cripple her martial arts!"

"By then, she'll be useless. What can she do besides have your children?"

"If she still doesn't behave, Daddy will immobilize her with acupressure, and you can do whatever you want with her! You'll do whatever you want with her until she submits!"

hiss--

Yang Guo gasped.

Is this the logic of the Western Poison?

Simple, brutal, unreasonable, yet damn effective.

They crippled the Red Serpent Fairy's martial arts and turned her into a tool specifically for warming the bed.

This scene...

Yang Guo couldn't help but picture Li Mochou's beautiful face and figure... If she were no longer threatened by martial arts, wouldn't she be completely at his mercy?

Let her wear whatever I want, pose however I want.

"Gulp."

Yang Guo swallowed hard.

This temptation is quite strong.

But he quickly regained his senses.

This is Li Mochou! If we really do this, it will be an irreconcilable feud. Although this crazy father seems fierce now, what if he goes crazy again one day? Leaving me alone to face the darkened Li Mochou, that scene is too beautiful to bear.

"Father, isn't this... a bit inappropriate?" Yang Guo tried to salvage the situation. "Forced relationships don't work."

"shit!"

Ouyang Feng glared at her. "Whether it's sweet or not, you'll know after one bite! Besides, once we've made it a fait accompli and she's pregnant, where can she run off to?"

"There's no room for discussion on this!"

Ouyang Feng was clearly determined to have a grandson, and the more the better. His cold-hearted daughter-in-law from earlier, though nice, seemed frail; what if she couldn't conceive?

We absolutely need a backup plan!

This is Ouyang Feng's simple yet powerful view on reproduction.

"Let's go! Let's find that little girl!"

Ouyang Feng didn't give Yang Guo a chance to refute. He grabbed Yang Guo by the back of his collar and, like carrying a chick, started running wildly through the forest again.

"Dad! Wait! My back hurts!"

"Pain my ass! It's just weakness! It's good to replenish it!"

"No, Dad, are we really going? What if Sister Long finds out..."

"That daughter-in-law is in seclusion, she can't hear us! Let's finish this quickly!"

The wind whistled in my ears.

Yang Guo clutched his kidney in despair.

Last night I had a fierce battle with Sister Long, and today I'm being forced to try and woo Li Mochou.

Even the donkeys in this production team wouldn't dare to be used like that!

Is it impossible to avoid entering the bridal chamber today?

Yang Guo inwardly groaned, but his body honestly did not struggle much.

after all……

If I could really win over Li Mochou, hehe...

Yang Guo stroked his chin, a lewd smile creeping onto his lips.

As long as this crazy father is supportive, it's not impossible to keep this gigolo.