My hotel is full of emperors throughout history.
Chapter 307 World Sensation
Although the authorities wanted to block the news, in this information-saturated modern world, the news couldn't be kept secret for long.
The topic of "AK-tipped terracotta warriors unearthed from Qin Mausoleum" became a global trending topic overnight.
Five new terms appeared on the trending search list:
#Terracotta Warriors AK#
#Qin Shi Huang's Secret Weapon#
#I'm cracking#
#History teacher faints in the toilet#
#Jing Ke, you died unjustly#
The comment sections of related forums exploded.
"??????"
"Did I time travel, or did Qin Shi Huang time travel?"
"Qin Shi Huang: What do you think I relied on to unify the six kingdoms back then?"
"Hilarious! No wonder it's called 'Qin,' it's because it was the imperial carriage of Qin Shi Huang!"
"Case solved! Qin Shi Huang didn't actually die; he just drove his BYD Qin to another planet!"
"Back then, the alchemists weren't concocting elixirs of immortality; they were developing AK-47s!"
Zhang Liang: I took a giant iron hammer to Bolangsha, and Ying Zheng came in a bulletproof BYD with an AK army...
"Wait a minute, am I still not fully awake?"
"A terracotta warrior carrying an AK-47? You're telling me this is a terracotta warrior?"
Qin Shi Huang: You didn't expect this, did you? I unified the six kingdoms back then with this.
"I knew it! Could you really fight that fast with just a bronze sword?"
"Case solved! The 'high-pressure mercury' at Qin Shi Huang's mausoleum was actually gasoline!"
"You're a real genius upstairs!"
"So when Jing Ke attempted to assassinate the King of Qin, what Ying Zheng pulled out of his sleeve wasn't a sword, but an AK-47?"
"The true colors were revealed at the last minute? The map was just pulled out, and the person was gone."
Zhang Liang: Luckily, I didn't catch this wave.
Xiang Yu: I didn't make it either.
Liu Bang: Me too... wait, I made it? Then how did I win?
"We've run out of bullets, what else can we do?"
"Don't rush! Remember the Han Dynasty derrick we saw the other day? Maybe our great Han Dynasty had some advanced technology too!"
"In comparison, I'm more interested in how Xiang Yu rebelled against the Qin Dynasty."
At the same time, various derivative works began to emerge wildly.
Someone photoshopped an image of Qin Shi Huang standing on the Great Wall, holding an AK-47, with the caption: "My empire was built by leaping out."
Someone even made a picture of a terracotta warrior squad, with some carrying AKs, some carrying machine guns, and some carrying mortars...
Some people even drew four-panel comics:
First scene: Jing Ke chases after the King of Qin with a dagger.
Second scene: The King of Qin pulls an AK out of his sleeve.
The third scene shows Jing Ke kneeling with his hands raised, accompanied by the caption, "Brother, I was wrong."
Fourth panel: The King of Qin blew the smoke from the muzzle of his gun, captioning it, "The map is unrolled, the dagger is revealed? There's no need to even unfold the map."
The number of reposts immediately exceeded one million.
Xi'an was suddenly packed with people.
Almost everyone with time came to Xi'an, wanting to see it for themselves.
Even if we can't see the real thing, we should at least witness this moment that will be recorded in history.
At nine o'clock in the morning, TV reporters were already blocking the entrance of the Cultural Relics Bureau.
Deputy Director Zhang had just returned from Lintong and hadn't even had a sip of water when he was shoved into a corner by a group of microphones.
"Deputy Director Zhang! Is the news that the Terracotta Warriors are carrying AKs true?"
Did the Qin Dynasty really have AK-47s?
Was Qin Shi Huang a time traveler?
"Will this change our understanding of the Qin Dynasty's history?"
"Excuse me……"
Deputy Director Zhang raised his hand, signaling everyone to be quiet.
The crowd gradually quieted down, and all the microphones were stretched forward.
Deputy Director Zhang opened his mouth as if to say something, but then closed it again.
He opened his mouth again, but still didn't say anything.
Finally, he gave a wry smile and said something.
I also want to know the answer.
The reporters were stunned.
At 10 a.m., more photos were released.
The second terracotta warrior is holding a PKM general-purpose machine gun.
The third one... no, it wasn't a single one, it was a huge crater with a complete ceramic tank lying inside.
T-62. The gun barrel is pointed towards the sky.
The tracks, turret, and headlights—every detail is breathtakingly clear.
Public opinion has completely spiraled out of control.
The top ten trending topics were all related to this topic.
#Besides AKs, there are also machine guns#
#Besides machine guns, there are also tanks#
#How many secrets does Qin Shi Huang still have?#
#Suggest rewriting history books#
#Suggestion to rewrite world history#
Comment area:
"AK, PKM and tanks... This firepower configuration could have been used to fight a local war today."
"If the Qin Dynasty were really like that, I'd be surprised if the six states could last three months."
"No, I just want to ask one question—where's the bullet? Has it been dug out?"
"That's a good question, I'd like to know too."
"If they manage to dig out the bullet, that would be really fucking interesting."
"Qin Shi Huang: I not only have AKs, I also have an ammunition depot."
Liu Bang: So how did I win back then?
Xiang Yu: What were my 30,000 cavalry charging at?
"The bullets are all used up, the tank is out of fuel, it's that simple."
"I believe this explanation."
At noon, foreign media also began to report on it.
BBC: "Qin Shi Huang's 'Secret Weapon': Terracotta Warriors Armed with AK-47s Unearthed"
CNN: "Chinese Archaeological Discoveries Shock the World: Machine Guns and Tanks from 2,000 Years Ago"
RT: "China's T-62? 2200 years older than ours?"
Comments from netizens on Beilian:
"So Kalashnikov wasn't the father of the AK, but Qin Shi Huang was?"
"The T-62 was designed by us in 1961. Did the Chinese have it more than two thousand years ago?"
"Is this possible? This is impossible!"
"But they have photos."
"The photo might be fake!"
"But carbon-14 is real."
"..."
"Brother, I understand how you feel."
Japanese netizens' comments:
"If Qin Shi Huang had driven tanks into Japan, how many days could we have held out?"
"No need for tanks, AKs are enough."
"Thank goodness Xu Fu didn't bring the technology back."
"Xu Fu may have brought them, but he didn't bring bullets."
"Hahahaha, that's still a waste of time."
"Do you think it's possible that we were actually Chinese people before?"
"Excuse me, but I think we should be considered slaves of the Chinese!"
"Is the person upstairs a traitor to the Japanese?"
"Baka ya de! Wadi Shiwa is just stating the facts."
……
Comments from netizens on White Eagle:
"So the Chinese had automatic rifles more than two thousand years ago?"
"But why didn't they use these weapons to conquer the world?"
"Because we're out of bullets?"
"Because they are a peace-loving people?"
"because……"
"Never mind, I don't know why either."
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