My hotel is full of emperors throughout history.

Chen Mo inherited a nearly bankrupt hotel near Hengdian. Business was terrible, and the hotel was on the verge of starvation.
Until one day, a man dressed in a blue robe pushed open the door.
"I think this Zhenguan Tongbao coin of yours isn't from the Tang Dynasty, but from last week, right?"
Li Shimin, carrying a golden melon seed, booked a room and turned green with rage as he watched his son on TV "asking His Majesty to call him Crown Prince."
While eating braised pork trotters, Zhu Yuanzhang heard about Zhu Biao's early death and burst into tears. He insisted that Chen Mo give his son Zhu Biao a full-body checkup.
Emperor Yongle (Zhu Di) was very satisfied with his appearance in the TV series "Ming Dynasty" and celebrated with three bowls of braised pork trotters overnight.
"Your Great Ming Dynasty also has a God of War! Look, this is a place that Emperor Yongle, Zhu Di, has been to, and this is a place that your Great Ming God of War has been to. Isn't that amazing? Of course, don't ask how he got there."
Li Chengqian: Your Majesty, please address me as Crown Prince!
Li Shimin: ? ? ?
Zhu Yuanzhang: This humble commoner, Zhu Chongba, brings my wife and my wife to pay our respects to the Yongle Emperor!
Zhu Di: emoji (How dare you talk to me like that? Are your ten clans wholesale?)
Zhu Yuanzhang: ? ? ?
Chen Mo initially thought it was nothing serious, until one day...
Archaeological experts were thrilled when they saw the threaded steel bars found in the Zhaoling Mausoleum!
"Is this the divine iron of the Zhenguan era recorded in historical texts?"
"But why does this divine iron look just like rebar?"
After the tests were conducted, the experts fell silent, and the entire archaeological community erupted in shock.
then,
"Are you sure this terracotta warrior holding an AK is from the Qin Dynasty?"
A group of experts stared at the newly unearthed terracotta warriors, lost in thought.
"So it turns out Huo Qubing didn't ride horses when he campaigned against the Xiongnu, he rode armored vehicles!"
"So it was the Ming Dynasty that colonized the whole world first!"