Oh no! His rural wife is sweeter than a peach!

They smeared it all over her round face like cake batter.

The stench filled the air instantly.

The other aunties and grandmas were instantly shocked. When they saw what was smeared on Ma Da Sao's face, they gasped in shock, followed by sounds of nausea and vomiting.

because.

What was smeared on her face was cow dung, still slightly damp.

It was so fresh, it looked like it had just been excreted.

"ah--"

Upon discovering this fact, Ma Da Sao screamed, her face turning pale with fright.

Her mouth was open so wide that a small piece of cow dung accidentally fell into it.

She spat repeatedly, which made her even angrier.

This scene was captured clearly by Lu Luozhi's phone.

She was so shocked that her mouth hung open. She hadn't expected that Lu Mingshi, that blond-haired boy, would run off halfway to get cow dung.

Goodness, how come she didn't think of that?

"Oh my goodness, this is terrible! Everyone come and see!"

When the deer cried out, it retreated to the doorway and began to greet the neighbors on the left and right.

"Mrs. Ma is so hungry that she's started eating cow dung! Fresh, hot cow dung, no less! Everyone come out and take a look! Don't miss it!"

He shouted loudly.

He was determined to help Aunt Ma become famous in one battle.

as predicted.

As soon as he shouted, other neighbors rushed over to watch.

After seeing that Aunt Ma's face was indeed covered in cow dung, they all shouted "Holy crap!"

shocked.

"No, Mrs. Ma, are you serious?"

"You...you don't actually like eating this, do you?"

"My goodness, Mrs. Ma, you've really impressed me!"

Her face was still covered in a thick layer of cow dung. Ma Da Sao was already trembling with anger, and now, after hearing what they said, she was not only trembling with anger, but the cow dung was also falling off her face.

The painting left everyone stunned.

Lu Luozhi and Lu Mingshi exchanged a glance.

Get out of here quickly.

"Hahaha……"

The siblings took off running, laughing loudly as they went.

Just think about it and be happy.

"Hey blondie, I'll give you a big chicken leg as a reward tonight."

She patted her younger brother on the shoulder; his actions touched her deeply.

What's this called? It's like giving someone a taste of their own medicine.

They love talking about Ying Yuchuan, so this is perfect. It'll be even more explosive to eat cow dung, especially since there are so many eyewitnesses at the scene.

"Thank you, Sister Xie."

When the deer cries out, it smiles, revealing a set of big white teeth.

As I've already said, he's the strongest blond-haired guy in Mita Village and Tianxin Village.

He doesn't care about anyone else, but if anyone bullies his older sister, he'll step in.

"Let's go home."

Lu Luozhi was in a good mood; now she could finally give Yu Chuan an explanation.

back home.

Continue killing chickens when the deer cry out.

Lu Luozhi couldn't wait to go upstairs.

"Ying Yuchuan~"

She called his name in a low voice, and when she pushed open the door, she saw Ying Yuchuan's tall figure standing by the window.

She secretly chuckled to herself.

Did he hear them coming back, so he was watching them from the window?

Ying Yuchuan crossed his arms, his expression unchanged.

"What's up?"

"Something must have happened."

She walked up to him with a grin, "I just stood up for you."

"uh-huh?"

He remained unmoved.

"They slaughtered those gossipy old women, leaving not a single one alive."

She looked at him with a slightly amused expression, "I'm going all out for you. Of course, Lu Mingshi also lent me a hand."

He lowered his eyelids slightly. "Hmm, and then?"

If she didn't hurry up and show him the crime scene, his cold stare would practically turn her into an ice cube.

Lu Luozhi took her phone out of her pocket, unlocked it, pulled up the video from earlier, and held it out to him with both hands.

"Your Honor, please take a look. I guarantee you'll be very happy after you see it."

Ying Yuchuan reluctantly took her phone and started playing the video.

The video camera was pointed at a woman, which was fine at first, until Lu Mingshi took out the black bag and smeared the contents of it onto her face.

I didn't think much of it at first, until someone said, "Cow dung."

He stared in astonishment.

Especially after seeing the woman accidentally eat a piece of cow dung, he, who had been trying his best to suppress his laughter, could no longer hold back.

"Hahaha……"

He burst out laughing.

That unstoppable smile instantly melted away his cold and hard demeanor.

This was the first time Lu Luozhi had ever seen him laugh heartily.

This makes him seem more approachable.

His laughter was infectious, and she smiled even more broadly in response.

"That's hilarious."

Ying Yuchuan couldn't maintain his aloofness at all; he laughed so hard that tears welled up in his eyes.

He wiped his face, and after seeing what the villagers said, he laughed even harder, with smile lines appearing at the corners of his eyes.

"Let me tell you, this woman is the most gossipy person in the village. She's always talking about other people's affairs and loves to spread rumors and cause trouble. Even the smallest things become major events like murder in her mouth."

She explained it to him.

"When my grandma was alive, she would scold her, and she wouldn't dare to be so presumptuous. Now that my grandma is gone, she deliberately said a lot of hurtful things. This time, she was taught a lesson."

She hugged his arm and coaxed him sweetly, "You should be happy now, right? Look, my brother and I have worked together to get justice for you. No one else gets this treatment."

"snort."

Ying Yuchuan suppressed his smile, his expression becoming somewhat arrogant.

Please forgive me.

Lu Luozhi continued her coaxing offensive.

"Getting angry too much will give you wrinkles, you know. How about I save you a big chicken leg after Huang Maozi kills the chicken?"

He glanced at her. "You think you can stop me from being angry like this? That's a bit too naive, isn't it?"

Sometimes, Ying Yuchuan can also have the temper of a spoiled young master.

Lu Luozhi's bright face remained smiling, but she only dared to say it to herself in her heart.

Little brat, getting all high and mighty now?

However, she has plenty of ways to deal with him.

She glanced at him and beckoned to him with her right index finger.

"Come here for a second, I have something even more exciting to tell you."

Ying Yuchuan believed it.

He lowered his face slightly and moved closer to her.

next second.

She quickly kissed his lips.

She wrapped her arms around the back of his neck and kissed him deeply.

He let out a soft sigh.

Ying Yuchuan seemed to have been defeated by her and had also surrendered to himself.

Once again, I lost all self-control because of her kiss.

Just as he was about to fall into her trap and be allowed to do whatever she wanted, the sound of deer calling from downstairs came at just the right moment.

"Sis, brother-in-law, stop your lovey-dovey talk upstairs. I've already plucked the chicken. You have to tell me what kind of chicken you want to eat, so I don't make something you don't like."

He's the ultimate mood killer.

Hearing him shout like that, Lu Luozhi couldn't help but laugh and fell onto Ying Yuchuan's chest.

"He seems a bit silly, but not completely silly, right?"

Ying Yuchuan smiled faintly, "It seems so."

"Then can you stop being angry?"

She looked up at him with great anticipation.

His smile vanished, and he uttered two ruthless words.

"no."

"..."

stingy person.