Oh no! His rural wife is sweeter than a peach!

"Sis, where are you going?"

Lu Ming was squatting under the tap in the yard, killing a chicken, when he saw her storming out of the house, so he called out to her and asked her something.

"Let's fight."

Deer-rod's words drifted from afar.

Upon hearing this, Lu Ming immediately stopped killing the rooster, threw the struggling, bloodied rooster to the ground, washed his hands, and rushed over.

"Sis, wait for me, I'm coming too."

Ying Yuchuan watched as Lu Mingshi moved his slender legs and caught up with Lu Luozhi at top speed.

They turned a corner, and with houses providing cover, Ying Yuchuan couldn't see which way they were going.

Turning his gaze away, Ying Yuchuan sat back down at his desk, somewhat annoyed.

He wanted to see how she would clear his name.

He eats pig manure?

Ha ha.

He had only been here a few days, but Ying Yuchuan's reputation had already spread throughout the village. It was truly remarkable.

If it weren't for that old lady, he would have had no idea he had become the laughingstock of the village.

She was hiding it from him too!

Take a deep breath and exhale.

If she can't win him back, he won't let her touch him.

Within at least three days.

Let's see what kind of satisfactory answer she'll give him when she comes back.

He handled some tasks while waiting patiently.

……

Lu Luozhi rushed to Aunt Wang's house in one go.

Her home was another gossip spot, besides the intelligence gathering point at the village entrance, filled with all sorts of middle-aged women.

At noon, the sun was blazing, and no one would go to work in the fields when it was unbearably hot.

So a group of idle women gathered at Aunt Wang's house, cracking melon seeds, drinking tea, and gossiping about the latest village gossip.

The ugly man that Lu Luozhi brought back.

Now he has another source of gossip for them.

"How could a perfectly normal man be so dark-skinned, poor, and have such unusual tastes?"

"Luozhi isn't bad-looking, so why would she date this guy? I should have introduced her to my nephew from my family. At least he owns a house and earns six thousand yuan a month."

"Six thousand yuan isn't much, especially considering the cost of raising a deer. What family would want her to marry into the family with a younger brother?"

"That's true. Few people in the man's family would like another freeloader."

"But that man looks really poor. Can he afford to support his siblings?"

"Who knows? After all, they're working away from home, and we don't know how they're doing. But from what I see, they seem to be doing alright. Look at the clothes and shoes they're wearing; they're still the same cheap ones they used to wear."

At this point, the six or seven women burst into laughter.

It's as if they feel at ease only when their siblings aren't doing well.

One of the women laughed so hard her eyes disappeared. "She used to think Lu Luozhi was so high and mighty, but she still ended up with a man like this. He'll work his whole life and has no ambition."

"Let me tell you, the news that her husband ate pig excrement has even spread to other villages."

The others were somewhat surprised.

"No way, the news spread that fast?"

The woman said with some pride, "Of course! I specifically told my family about it. How could I not share something this fun with them? They want to meet this quirky man too..."

"Well done, you guys."

Before the woman could finish speaking, she was interrupted by a voice filled with gritted teeth.

Everyone was somewhat surprised and looked towards the doorway.

The person they were referring to, Lu Luozhi, stood there, holding a stick, glaring angrily at the women.

"Sister-in-law Ma, I, Lu Luozhi, have done nothing to offend you, have I? Why are you treating me like this?"

With an angry voice, Lu Luozhi strode into the house first.

I never expected that I would be caught red-handed just for talking nonsense.

The woman looked guilty, her eyes darting around.

However, she still stubbornly insisted, "What I said is true. The man you brought back is really not good."

"Oh ho, since when did it become your place to judge my man?"

Lu Luozhi retorted, "Don't you even look at your own man? What kind of good stuff do you think he is? He's all limbs and short, with a receding hairline. From a distance, he just looks like an old bald man. You wouldn't even want to throw a man like that in the trash. Only someone with such a heavy taste would sleep in the same bed with him."

Mrs. Ma was so angry she could hardly breathe, pointing a finger at her, "You, you, you..."

"What do you mean, 'you'? If you're sick, go to the hospital. Don't keep talking like a leaky zombie. If you don't have money to go, I can reluctantly donate 50 cents."

Who would have thought that Lu Luozhi's mouth would become so sharp after just one trip?

I knew she was amazing before, but I never imagined she'd be even more amazing now.

When she glared at them with anger, the other women turned away, pretending to be busy.

"Lu Luozhi!"

Mrs. Ma was so angry that her face twisted in anger. "Believe it or not, I'll tear your mouth off."

"Who the hell dares to insult my sister?"

Lu Ming let out a roar, then stepped out, his defiant gaze fixed on Ma Da Sao.

"Is it you again, talking badly about my sister?"

Lu Mingshi, that blond-haired boy, was notorious in the village. You couldn't mess with him, because if you did, he was capable of anything.

That was true before.

Now even more so.

He arrived a few steps later than his older sister just now, because he went to the cowshed on the side to get some things.

Aunt Ma straightened her chest and said, "I knew it! What's wrong with her? Can't I say anything about her deer antlers?"

"Oh, Mrs. Ma, don't act rashly."

Those older women, having suffered at Lu Ming's hands, couldn't help but advise her against it.

"That's right, we're all from the same village. Just say sorry and that's it. There's no need to embarrass everyone over such a small matter."

"Sister-in-law Ma, really, don't argue with a child."

Mrs. Ma was furious.

"Hey, what were you saying about them just now? Now that you've been caught, you're telling me not to bother with kids?"

She raised her voice sharply, her expression indignant, "Am I wrong? They were both penniless to begin with, and they even brought back another penniless wretch! Ha, they're both poor now! I'm just looking down on you today, so what? What can you do to me?"

She stood with her hands on her hips, looking like a shrew yelling in the street, extremely arrogant.

Lu Luozhi wanted to go up and argue with her, but Lu Mingshi stopped her.

"Sis, turn on your phone's camera."

He smiled meaningfully.

Lu Luozhi didn't understand, but he did as instructed.

Lu Mingshi had his reasons for saying that, and she should just do as he said.

She calmed herself down slightly and took her phone out of her pocket.

When Ma Da Sao saw their entourage, she snorted disdainfully.

"Come on, bring it on, whatever dirty tricks you have, do you think I'm afraid of the two of you..."

"Fine, then!"

Deer are not vegetarians, even when they are calling out.

Since she said so, he will definitely do as she says.

He suddenly stretched out his right hand, which he had been hiding behind his back.

He was carrying a black plastic bag in his right hand. With lightning speed, he smeared the contents of the bag onto Ma Da Sao's face.