Ming Dynasty: A centenarian madman criticizes the Grand Secretary and brings his coffin to court!

"Grand Tutor, please wait!!!"

"Twelve urgent summons orders!!!"

That shrill eunuch's voice, like a rooster being strangled, shattered the solemn atmosphere over Ningbo Port.

In the celestial display.

On the deck of the flagship of the fourteenth year of the Zhengtong reign, the giant treasure ship named "Zhenguo".

The air suddenly became quiet.

Even the "Imperial Pigs of the Ming Dynasty" that were originally grunting and whining seemed to sense that something was wrong and obediently shut their mouths.

All eyes were on the eunuch who had just tumbled off a fast horse and scrambled onto the deck.

And that piece of paper in his hand...

The gold medal, gleaming in the sunlight, represents supreme imperial power!

"Grand Tutor!"

The eunuch knelt before Gu Canghai, trembling all over, terrified by the bloodthirsty aura emanating from Gu Canghai.

"Your Majesty...His Majesty's oral decree!"

"Heaven cherishes life!"

"Though Japan is considered barbarian, it is also... it is also a living being!"

"No...no, we must not resort to such a drastic measure!"

"Besides..."

The eunuch swallowed hard, his voice trembling with a hint of a sob:

"Your Majesty... Your Majesty feels sorry for the Grand Tutor, who is getting old, and cannot bear to see him suffer across the ocean."

"A special imperial edict, twelve in total!"

"Summon the Grand Tutor...return to the capital immediately to retire and enjoy his old age!"

boom!!!

These words resonated with both the soldiers on deck and the Ming emperor and his officials who were watching the sky.

Everything exploded!

"Feeling sorry for you?"

The Hongwu Plane.

Zhu Yuanzhang was so angry that he threw off the shoe he had just put on!

"Feeling sorry for you?!"

"This is clearly that damned eunuch Wang Zhen, afraid that if Gu the Madman performs a great service, no one will be able to control him when he returns!"

"This is stabbing me in the back!"

"This is jeopardizing the eternal foundation of our Great Ming Dynasty!"

Zhu Di was so angry that he trembled all over, and his swollen face turned almost eggplant color.

"Yue Fei! It's Yue Fei!"

"The twelve imperial edicts summoning Yue Fei back then sealed the fate of the Song Dynasty's revival!"

"That wretched grandson!"

"Are you actually going to use this trick on the gentleman again?"

"Did he think the Ming Dynasty had lived too long?"

"He's digging his own grave!"

Everyone watched the sky with tension.

Looking at that centenarian.

What will he do?

Is it like Yue Fei, who received the imperial decree with resentment and looked up to the sky to sigh, "Ten years of hard work, wasted in a single day"?

still is……

on the screen.

Gu Canghai looked down at the eunuch, then at the gold plaque.

There was no trace of tragedy or anger on his face.

instead……

He revealed a hint of interest.

It's like seeing a novel toy.

"gold medal?"

"Given by the Emperor?"

Gu Canghai extended two fingers and, as if picking up trash, took the gold medal from the eunuch's hand.

I waved it in front of my eyes.

"Tsk tsk."

"The workmanship is quite exquisite."

"Is this pure gold?"

The eunuch was taken aback, thinking it was just a formality, and quickly put on a fawning smile:

"Reporting to the Grand Tutor, this is pure gold specially made by the Imperial Household Department, weighing eighteen taels..."

"Snap!!!"

The eunuch hadn't finished speaking.

It was interrupted by a crisp, teeth-grinding sound of metal shattering!

Gu Canghai then presented the gold medal that represented imperial power...

He stuffed it straight into his mouth!

He took a big bite with the few old teeth that hadn't all fallen out yet!

Then a clearly visible tooth mark was left on it!

"Um……"

Gu Canghai took out the gold medal, wiped his drool with his sleeve, and looked disgusted.

"It's a little soft."

"However, the purity is indeed quite good."

"It's a good thing."

???

The eunuch was dumbfounded.

The entire crew was stunned.

All the audience members were stunned.

This is a gold medal! It's an imperial edict!

You're treating it like a gold ingot and biting into it?

Are you desperate for money?

however.

Even crazier and more explosive moves are yet to come!

Gu Canghai turned around and waved to the blacksmith who was shoeing a horse.

"Er Gouzi!"

"come over!"

"Grand Tutor... what's the matter?" The blacksmith looked completely bewildered.

Gu Canghai casually tossed the gold medal, which had been partially taken, to the blacksmith like it was trash.

"Take it!"

"Melt it for me!"

"It's...melted?" The blacksmith was so shocked that he dropped his hammer.

"right!"

Gu Canghai touched his empty neck and grinned:

"My neck is completely bare, it's really cold."

"Take this thing and make me a big gold chain!"

"It needs to be thick! It needs to be shiny!"

"Like a dog leash!"

"I'm going to wear it around my neck!"

"From now on, this will be my dog ​​tag!"

Rumble—!!!

This sentence.

It was even louder than when those three thousand cannons fired simultaneously!

Even more shocking!

Did they melt down the gold medal?

Beaten into a dog leash?

Hanging around your neck as a dog tag?

What the hell is this?

This is trampling on imperial power!

This is like slapping Zhu Qizhen's face on the ground repeatedly!

"This is insane!"

"Completely insane!"

The eunuch who delivered the imperial decree was so frightened that his crotch was instantly soaked.

"Grand Tutor!"

"This is a gold medal bestowed by the emperor!"

"This is utter disrespect! This is treason!"

"Treason?"

Gu Canghai picked at his ear, perfectly portraying the dullness of old age caused by hearing loss:

"What did you say?"

"You're saying this gold isn't pure enough?"

"Oh dear, the sea breeze is so strong."

"My hearing has been a bit poor lately."

"Apart from the cannon fire, we couldn't hear anything else!"

talking.

Gu Canghai walked up to the eunuch, and the smile on his face vanished instantly.

Instead.

It was an old face more ferocious than a vengeful ghost!

"Whether it was that dead eunuch Wang Zhen's idea or that stupid emperor's idea."

"Go back and tell them."

"The general is in the field!"

"The Emperor's command—"

"Nonsense!"

"Bang!!!"

Gu Canghai raised his foot and kicked the eunuch hard in the buttocks!

"Go take a shower and calm down!"

"ah--!!!"

Accompanied by a piercing scream.

The imperial envoy carrying twelve gold medals flew off the deck like a human cannonball!

It drew a beautiful parabola.

"thump!"

It fell into the icy sea!

It stirred up a huge wave!

"Pass on the order!"

Gu Canghai didn't even glance at the drowning dog.

He turned around abruptly, drew the axe from his waist, and pointed it at the faintly visible Japanese coastline ahead.

The sound was like a thunderclap:

"All troops, listen to my command!"

"Ignore all those damn gold medals!"

"Keep firing!"

"That Kyoto! That Imperial Palace!"

"Bomb it flat!"

"No matter who comes today, it won't make a difference!"

"Even if it were the King of Heaven himself, he'd have to make way for me!"

"Who dares to stand in my way of eliminating all my descendants...?"

"I'll make him—physically wiped out!!!"

boom!!!

Three thousand cannons roared in unison!

That deafening cannon fire was the strongest sound of the Ming Dynasty!

That was Gu Canghai's answer, given through his actions.

Yue Fei?

That was before!

With me, the Madman Gu, around, there's no such thing as a fabricated charge in this world!

Only "I'm in charge"!

The Hongwu Plane.

Zhu Yuanzhang watched the scene of flames shooting into the sky.

Watching that crazy figure who treated a gold medal like a dog tag and kicked an imperial envoy into the sea.

Sudden……

He burst out laughing!

I laughed so hard I almost cried!

"good!"

"What a fine example of a general in the field, who cares nothing for imperial orders!"

"This is truly our Grand Tutor!"

"This is a true friend!"

"Gu Canghai!"

Zhu Yuanzhang pointed to the sky and roared:

"Bomb it!"

"Bombard it hard!"

"If anything goes wrong, we'll cover for you down there!"

"Even if you tear a hole in the sky, we'll patch it up for you!"

however.

It was great, as great as it was.

Reality is always cruel.

They melted down the gold medal and beat up the imperial envoy.

In an era that emphasized the hierarchical relationship between ruler and subject, this was undoubtedly a complete breakdown of all pretense!

Zhu Qizhen was not a fool.

Wang Zhen was no pushover either.

These twelve dishes are just appetizers.

Next...

That thing that truly represents the emperor's authority, and even the legal system of the Ming Dynasty, is about to make its appearance!

That was a powerful weapon that even Gu Canghai had to treat with caution!

[Gu the Madman kicked the gold medal away.]

But he couldn't break free from the two-hundred-year-old rules of the Ming Dynasty.

That was the final imperial edict.

This is also the final warning.

If not from...

That is—to exterminate nine generations of one's family!

Faced with this inevitable defeat.

Our Grand Tutor Gu, again... no, from the cabin.

[He pulled out that weapon, powerful enough to suppress all dissent—]

[Ding! High-energy item ahead!]

This is no ordinary whip!

This is—the Emperor Taizu's Pleasure Whip!