Cultivation of Immortality: This is what unorthodox methods are like.

Chapter 398 Rain Falls in the Qingming Festival

Upon hearing this, Wang Quan laughed heartily: "It's just killing a few gods and demons in temples, how can that be considered a rebellion?"

"Besides, even if we were to rebel, there's no need to rise up in revolt!"

The giant snake and the boy shook their heads: "Master, killing the gods and demons in the temple is tantamount to rebellion!"

"Throughout history, rebellion has always required an initial uprising!"

"Without the pole, one cannot kill gods and demons."

Wang Quan laughed heartily. He noticed a towering tree nearby and opened his mouth to exhale a gust of wind.

This wind is neither from the southeast, northwest, nor spring, summer, autumn, or winter.

Instead, it was a chilling wind of killing intent that stirred within him.

Click!

The wind swept through the trees and knocked down a flagpole.

He beckoned again, and the three-headed serpent fell uncontrollably into his hand.

Wang Quan shook the giant snake, and with a snap, the snake straightened up.

Before the giant snake could react, he casually tore off its skin.

Stab it!

The giant snake screamed in agony, rolling around on the ground in pain.

Wang Quan opened his mouth and spat out another mouthful of magic.

Stab it!

The spell struck the giant snake, and scales immediately began to grow on it. However, because the scales grew so quickly, the snake experienced both pain and itching.

This makes it even more uncomfortable.

Whoosh!

Wang Quan hung the snakeskin on the flagpole and shook it.

The flagpole shook, the white snakeskin rustled, and the three heads on it swayed, baring their teeth and claws, creating a unique scene.

The boy and the three-headed snake were shaken by what they saw: "Is this what they call a rebellion?"

"That simple?"

Wang Quan laughed: "Just cut down any piece of wood and make a flag."

"Let's go, let's rebel!"

The three-headed serpent and the two-headed boy exchanged a worried glance: "A real rebellion?"

Wang Quan sneered: "I came to bring you the cause of rebellion, not to bring you peace."

"Now, either rebel against me, or... die!"

"You choose one."

The man and the snake, realizing there was some justification for rebellion, declared: "Master, let's rebel!"

Wang Quan praised, "The right choice!"

"After the rebellion, you can get lots of female snakes and sisters-in-law to have babies for you and reproduce your offspring."

"At that time, your family will be the largest family in the world!"

"Of course, it is also possible that the rebellion will fail and the entire family will be exterminated."

The story of a man and a snake can be both exhilarating and chilling.

call out!

Wang Quan landed on the middle head of the giant snake, and had the two-headed boy stand on the right head, carrying a large flag.

"Set off!"

Whoosh!

The giant snake slithered about, the boy waved the banner, and Wang Quan looked around, observing this third layer of the world.

Soon, abandoned villages came into view.

In some villages, twisted creatures were found repairing houses.

The two-headed boy explained, "These outsiders have traveled thousands of miles to build villages just to worship gods and demons and pay taxes to important figures."

Wang Quan sighed, "They're really a group of good people."

After walking for a while, they saw wisps of smoke rising from chimneys ahead. The giant snake was delighted: "The village is just ahead. The most magnificent house in the center of the village is the temple."

"The Lord of Gods and Demons sits in the temple."

Soon, the king entered the village.

The village houses are dilapidated, with broken skeletons serving as walls and holes of varying sizes.

One after another, evil, skin and bones, leaned weakly against the wall, motionless.

There were also some small evils with big bellies but thin bodies, their faces full of hunger, secretly gnawing on the fingers and toes of the old evil.

When they saw outsiders enter, a hint of curiosity appeared in their eyes, but they still made no other move.

When Wang Quan saw this group of evil people, he suddenly felt that he might have been too cruel in his previous treatment of them.

These evils are so difficult to overcome.

He actually wanted to enslave them?

"Such a numb, hopeless evil, perhaps we could try the Path of Idiots?"

"If they could cultivate the path of idiocy, they would surely forget suffering!"

As he pondered, he saw a luxurious temple ahead.

Outside the temple, a gaunt, evil figure, carrying a hunched back and skeletal load of white flesh, slowly made its way toward the temple.

Some little devils crawled around on the ground, staring at the white meat in the basket, drooling, but they didn't dare to eat it.

They just stick out their tongues and eat the blood that falls from the white meat.

"How miserable!"

Seeing this, Wang Quan decided that he must find a way to make the evil ones learn the fundamental laws of the idiot path, so that they could forget their pain and sorrow.

"Get out of the way!" the boy shouted.

An evil figure in front turned its head, baring its teeth: "To offer sacrifices to the gods and demons, you must queue; no cutting in line."

Whoosh!

The boy shook the flagpole and shouted:

"Get out of the way, can't you see we're holding up the banner of rebellion?"

"We're going to rebel!"

Upon hearing this, the entire village fell silent.

An old, wicked creature peeked out, observed for a moment, and thought, "There's a flagpole for rebellion; surely rebels have arrived!"

"Quickly, dig out the old cured meat that I secretly buried eight thousand years ago, we must welcome the king's army."

Soon, a group of evil people raised bones, cured meat, and other weapons to welcome the king's army.

Wang Quan frowned, quite displeased: "Why didn't you welcome me with the meat you carried in your baskets?"

The old evil man said in a serious tone, "If your rebellion fails, we will make offerings to the gods and demons."

"If the rebellion succeeds, we can take the spoils back and eat them ourselves."

Upon hearing this, Wang Quan sighed, "Indeed, these evil people have lost their minds."

"We must let them try the idiot's way of cultivation later!"

The boy and the giant snake gnawed on the cured meat and bit into the bones, eating with great relish.

Soon, the boy and the giant snake, having eaten and drunk their fill, brought Wang Quan to the temple entrance.

Wang Quan looked at the boy.

The boy took a deep breath, and his sleeping head opened its eyes. Then, both heads roared simultaneously, "Gods and Demons, come out quickly! We're rebelling!"

The many evil beings clapped and cheered, shouting, "Gods and demons, come out quickly!"

"The rebel army is here! Surrender now!"

"If you reduce the offerings by one-tenth, we will not rebel!"

The king remained silent.

With a creak, the temple doors opened.

A ball of evil rolled out from it: "The Lord of Gods and Demons asks: Have you risen up in rebellion?"

"have!"

Glug!

The monstrous ball of flesh trembled and rolled back into the temple, slamming the doors shut: "The gods and demons say that rebellion is unreasonable, and you must leave at once!"

The boy wanted to speak more, but Wang Quan grew impatient.

He opened a box and gently patted it.

In the next instant, thousands of thunderbolts and gourds surged towards the temple gate like a torrent.

Boom! Boom! Boom!

Thunder and lightning exploded, and sunlight blazed fiercely.

Numerous dry, evil screams erupted as they frantically retreated.

At this moment, the lightning dissipated, the sunlight faded, and the temple gate remained completely still.

The temple door creaked open.

The spherical creature poked its head out evilly and cackled, "Haha, you don't even understand what 'rising up in rebellion' means, yet you dare to brag about starting a rebellion?"

"Heh, a barrage of thunder and fire couldn't even breach the gates of the gods and demons, so what's the point of talking about rebellion?"

"Raising a tattered flag, do they really think they're rising up in rebellion?"

"Come and become rebels again once you've found the real 'pole'!"

"Now line up and continue offering sacrifices to the master."

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