I was just fishing, how did I become a Great Old One?

Beyond the multiverse, in the ultimate void, lies the Chaos Royal Court.

There is no time, no space, and no physical laws here.

There was only endless chaos and insane noise.

In the heart of that darkness that transcends all dimensions, floats an... indescribable, boiling, enormous mass of flesh.

He has no fixed form. He is a mass of nuclear chaos that constantly expands, contracts, and mutates amidst the blasphemous flute music and frenzied drumbeats.

He is Azathoth.

A god of blind folly.

Lord of all things.

The leader of the demon gods.

The entire multiverse was nothing more than a dream he had while he was asleep.

If he awakens, everything—from Marvel's Infinity Stones to the two-dimensional foil of The Three-Body Problem, from Cybertronian oil to Azeroth's magic—will burst like bubbles.

……

"Rumble—"

now.

The ultimate creator of this universe is... turning things around.

His enormous body writhed in the void, causing the collapse of countless individual universes.

The nameless dancers and servants of the outer gods who were playing flutes and beating giant drums around them were now frantically quickening the pace of their performance.

"Don't stop!!"

"Blow! Blow hard!!"

"We can't let him wake up!!"

This noise.

Noisy, harsh, and chaotic.

It's like... ten thousand renovation teams starting work in your head at the same time.

……

"It's so noisy!!"

Amidst this noise that drives your sanity crazy.

A roar even more furious than Azathoth's ripped open the veil of chaos.

"Clang!!"

A colossal biological warship, carrying a ten-thousand-meter-long black cauldron on its back—the [Deep Blue Gluttonous Leviathan]—crashed through the void barrier and stormed into this ultimate royal court.

Jiang Li stood at the bow of the ship, holding a McCann chainsaw cleaver in his hand, his brows furrowed, looking grumpy as if he had just woken up (even though he hadn't slept).

"Is this the center of the universe?"

Jiang Li pointed to the alien servants around him, who had tentacles, eyes, and mouths flying around.

"I don't know..."

"I thought I'd stumbled upon... the live poultry slaughtering area of ​​a wet market!"

"And it was... an illegal market with extremely poor hygiene and severe noise pollution!"

……

"Who are you?!"

A tall, thin figure dressed in a black suit, with no facial features (or rather, constantly changing facial features), and exuding an aura of cunning, appeared out of thin air on the deck of the Gluttony.

[BOSS: Nyarlathotep.]

[Title: Crouching Chaos / Messenger of Azathoth / Faceless God.]

[Position: Here...Lobby Manager (also a nanny).]

……

Nyarlathotep looked at Jiang Li, his tone carrying a hint of surprise and...mockery.

"A human being?"

"Wearing... gloves with Infinity Stones?"

"Carrying... a pot made of necromantic metal?"

"And another... absolutely smooth dog?"

Nyarlathotep's faceless face seemed to crack open into a smile.

"An interesting combination."

"Are you here on a pilgrimage? Or... to go mad?"

"Whoever you are, you'd better keep quiet."

Nyarlathotep pointed to the writhing Azathoth.

"That gentleman is dreaming."

"If you wake him up..."

"Everyone's doomed."

……

"Quiet?"

Jiang Li sneered.

He pointed to the group of Outer God servants who were frantically playing flutes and drums.

"I don't think it was me who woke him up."

"It's these...noise makers."

"Is this what you call music?"

"This is practically... sawing wood!"

Jiang Li picked at his ear.

"Who can sleep in this kind of noisy environment?"

"It's just that this big oaf (Azathoth) is carefree."

"If it were me..."

Jiang Li raised the kitchen knife.

"I should have chopped those flute players into mincemeat long ago."

……

"Oh?"

Nyarlathotep seemed to take an interest.

"So what do you plan to do?"

"Putting this adult to sleep is the hardest job in the entire universe."

"We've tried countless methods, but only this monotonous noise can barely keep him asleep."

"reluctantly?"

Jiang Li shook his head.

"This only treats the symptoms, not the root cause."

To sleep well

"We should start with...the stomach."

Jiang Li patted the black cauldron of necromancy behind him.

Have you ever heard of... food stagnation?

……

"Feeling drowsy?"

Nyarlathotep paused for a moment.

As an Outer God, he does not need to eat, but he understands the concept.

That's the extreme drowsiness that occurs when carbon-based organisms ingest large amounts of carbohydrates and proteins, causing blood to flow to the stomach and the brain to become oxygen-deprived...

"You want to...feed Azathoth?"

Naya laughed even harder, her body contorting in pain.

"Ha ha ha ha!!"

"Interesting! So interesting!"

Do you know how big his appetite is?

"He usually...eats the universe!"

"Your pot is big..."

"But in front of him..."

"It's not even a proper spoon."

……

Size is not an issue.

Jiang Li was full of confidence.

He pulled the unremarkable gray mud out of his backpack.

[Zero-point energy (the primordial energy source of the universe).]

"The key is... fermentation."

"As long as the catalyst is good."

"A single grain of rice..."

"It could grow into... a mountain."

……

"Two Dogs! Swann! Clear the area!"

Jiang Li shouted loudly.

"Get those flute players out of here!"

"It's too noisy! It's affecting my performance!"

"Woof!!"

Er Gou (absolutely smooth + devouring version) rushed out.

It looks like a silver bowling ball.

He rushed into the midst of that group of blind and foolish musicians.

"Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!"

The two dogs charged recklessly.

Those outer god servants who could only play the flute and were physically weak (relatively speaking) were knocked around and staggered.

"Stop bragging!!"

"If you keep blowing like that, I'll bite you to death!!"

Sun Wukong also drew his golden cudgel.

"Hey! Monster! Take this from my old Sun Wukong's staff!"

"when!!"

He smashed a magic drum with a single blow.

……

The noise stopped.

The world is quiet.

"Well……"

In that silence.

Azathoth in the center suddenly... trembled.

The tentacles began to wave wildly.

His chaotic core began to boil.

"Oh no!!"

Nyarlathotep's face (if he had a face) changed.

"The noise has stopped!"

"He's waking up!!"

"Keep blowing!!"

……

"Bullshit!"

Jiang Li teleported directly in front of Azathoth (next to one of the tentacles of the lump of flesh).

"It's no use bragging now!"

"He woke up because he was hungry!"

"That means... I had a hypoglycemic episode!"

"We must fill his stomach immediately!!"

……

Ultimate Cooking: Buddha Jumps Over the Wall in the Multiverse.

"Take it off the heat!!"

Jiang Li placed the necromantic black cauldron in the chaotic void.

"Borrow fire!"

He looked at a huge, burning, living flame not far away.

Outer God: Cthugia the Burner.

"Hey you! The one on fire!"

"Come here! Be a gas stove!"

Ketugeya originally intended to burn Jiang Li to death.

However, under the dual suppression of the Infinity Gauntlet (Power Stone) and the Godhood of Gluttony.

It was forced to... crawl under the pot.

"boom!!!"

Divine flames rose.

The pan is hot.

……

"Inject the ingredients!!"

Jiang Li started frantically throwing things into the pot.

This pot contains all the essence of his works from Volume 1 to Volume 344.

Main ingredient:

"1. Cybertronian Unicron's Popcorn Core (provides flavor and energy)!"

2. Marvel's Thanos scraps (providing a sweet touch)!

3. Three-Body Problem: Water Drop Tangyuan (for a chewy texture)!

"4. SCP-682's infinitely regenerating tenderloin (provides a meaty feel)!"

5. Aged dried bacon from the Land of Light's Monster Graveyard (salty and savory)!

……

"Not enough! This isn't enough!"

Jiang Li looked at the pot.

Although it was packed full, it was still too "light" for Azathoth.

"Buddha Jumps Over the Wall is all about...embracing all rivers."

"There must be...fresh seafood."

Jiang Li turned his head.

He looked towards... Nyarlathotep.

And the surrounding onlookers, the outer gods.

……

"Why...why are you looking at me like that?"

Nyarlathotep felt a chill down his spine (if he had a spine).

"Since you are the lobby manager..."

Jiang Li revealed the McCann chainsaw kitchen knife.

"So... contributing a little... isn't too much to ask, is it?"

"Judging from your attributes, you are a thousand-faced god..."

"Perfect for making...triple tripe."

……

"madman!!"

Nyarlathotep was about to run away.

"Space Stone! Lockdown!"

"Time Stone! Pause!"

"Ergou! Bite him!"

"Woof!"

Er Gou bit down on Naya's clothes.

"brush!"

Jiang Li raised his knife and brought it down.

They didn't kill Nyarlathotep (because they couldn't kill him).

Instead, they cut off one of his thousand incarnations.

It was a black, wriggling mass of gelatin.

"Hmm... black honeycomb tripe."

"Put it in the pot!"

……

"And that one!"

Jiang Li pointed to a huge, bubble-like mass in the distance.

Outer God: Yog-Sothoth.

[Title: One Who Unifies All Things / Key to the Gate.]

"That bubble!"

"It looks like... a fish bladder!"

"Could I borrow a few bubbles?"

Jiang Li used a two-dimensional foil sheet to trap a bunch of Yog Sothoth bubbles.

"Put it in the pot!"

……

"And that one!"

[Outer God: Shub Nicholas.]

[Title: The Black Goat of the Forest, Bearing Countless Offspring.]

"mutton!!"

"Lamb is the most nourishing meat!"

"Give me a leg of lamb!!"

……

All gods are brought together in one pot.

This moment.

Chaos has descended into chaos.

Jiang Li is like a robber in a buffet restaurant.

They chase after these arrogant alien gods to fleece them.

Cut the tentacles, borrow some bubbles, and cut some mutton.

"Plus my... Zeroer Old Face Ingredient!"

Jiang Li threw the clump of gray mud into the pot.

"Let it ferment!!"

"Gluttony God Power...Full Power!!"

……

"Glug glug glug————"

With the addition of the old dough starter.

The ingredients in that pot... came to life.

They began to expand, merge, and sublimate wildly.

Originally chaotic attributes.

Under the rules of binge eating.

It became an...absolutely delicious treat.

A surge...

A fragrance that transcends dimensions, transcends the senses, transcends reason... the ultimate fragrance.

Erupted.

……

A storm of aromas.

This fragrance.

It became so concentrated that it took on a physical form.

It transformed into golden clouds, instantly filling the entire Chaos Royal Court.

Those Outer God servants who are still screaming madly.

After smelling this aroma.

They actually...drooled (even though they probably don't have mouths).

Even Nyarlathotep was stunned.

"What...what is this taste?"

Why do I feel...?

"So... peaceful?"

"It's like... returning to my mother's arms?"

……

Azathoth's reaction.

And Azathoth is at the center.

That giant baby who's about to get up and destroy the universe in a fit of rage.

Suddenly... it became quiet.

His tentacles stopped twitching.

His core stopped boiling.

The crack (presumably the mouth) slowly opened.

He let out a sound... an extremely eager... swallowing sound.

"Hungry……"

"eat……"

……

"Here we go!!"

Jiang Li was carrying the necromantic black pot that was bigger than a planet.

It flew directly to Azathoth's mouth.

"Special Recipe - Soothing and Sleep-Aiding - Supreme Buddha Jumps Over the Wall from the Multiverse!!"

"Watch out, it's hot!!"

"Give me...to drink!!"

……

"Splash—"

Jiang Li poured the whole pot of soup, along with the tripe, mutton, steamed buns, meatballs...

It was all poured into the gaping maw of Azathoth.

……

The onset of food stagnation.

Azathoth swallowed the soup.

"boom!!!"

A golden energy wave emanated from his body.

That's a sense of satisfaction.

It's a feeling of fullness.

It's... the drowsiness caused by carbohydrates.

……

Azathoth's originally restless body.

Start... relax.

That destructive, chaotic aura slowly subsided.

Instead.

It is a... warm, slow, rhythmic... breathing sound.

"call……"

"call……"

"call……"

……

"Asleep?"

Nyarlathotep watched this scene in disbelief.

That owner who gets angry at the slightest noise.

just now……

He's actually snoring?

And that snoring sound...

It even has a hint of... milky scent?

……

"Shhh."

Jiang Li wiped the sweat from his forehead.

Put the McCann kitchen knife back into his backpack.

"Asleep."

"And it's... deep sleep."

"This sleep..."

Jiang Li estimated the calories in the pot of soup.

"At least I can sleep for... several hundred billion years."

……

Nyarlathotep looked at Jiang Li.

For the first time, a look of awe appeared on that otherwise faceless one.

"you……"

"What exactly are you?"

"cook?"

"No……"

Nyar shook his head.

"You are... [The Great Old One - Lord of Gluttony]."

"You are... the only being who can control Azathoth's appetite."

……

Don't flatter me.

Jiang Li waved his hand.

"I'm just a cook."

He glanced at the Outer Gods around him who were still in a daze.

Then he looked at his empty black pot.

"alright."

"The biggest problem is solved."

"Now……"

Jiang Li's Gluttony Eyes lit up again.

This time.

His gaze.

They looked...outside the screen.

Looking towards... the boundary of the multiverse.

"I've tried all the ingredients."

"All the bosses have been fed."

"It's time..."

"Let's have a final victory celebration."

……

"Ergou! Send out the invitations!!"

"An invitation... to friends (and ingredients) from all universes!"

Location: Deep Blue Cafeteria - Ultimate Void Main Store!

"Time: Now!!"

"We're going to hold..."

"【The Grand Feast of the Myriad Realms】!!!"