Who gave you permission to tame beasts in the city?!

My second pet is a muscular kangaroo!

"Sis, those are some personal toys I've collected."

"Don't move."

"Oh... well, what a strange thing."

He Rongyan hugged Li Jinyan tightly, as if afraid that Li Jinyan would run away.

"Sister, don't touch me like that. I'm sleepy. I have to go to work tomorrow."

Li Jinyan said in a low voice.

"Mmm, little sister, big sister is holding you."

Feeling the full and ever-changing shape of He Rongyan's breasts, Li Jinyan felt his blood boil, but he dared not move at all.

He only breathed a sigh of relief after He Rongyan gradually calmed down.

He was genuinely afraid that He Rongyan would go and snip it with scissors.

Although Lai Yufei is an alcoholic, she is at most in a semi-psychotic state and won't actually do anything too crazy.

At most, she might drink a little more alcohol before driving to stay alert, but a true psychopath like He Rongyan is capable of anything.

Subsequently, Li Jinyan sent a message to Er Gouzi through the system, telling Er Gouzi to be alert if He Rongyan went to get any knives or similar items, and to wake him up immediately.

He didn't want to wake up one day to find himself transformed from his mother's son into her daughter.

……

The next day, after Li Jinyan woke up, he felt a warm, soft touch coming from his left side.

So moisturizing...

The events of last night flooded his mind, and Li Jinyan felt like he was about to become a complete lunatic. Was there anyone normal in this Left Bank Community? He never dreamed that he would have a younger sister one day.

"Wait, why is it so warm? Did I get cut?"

Li Jinyan was startled. He pulled at the blanket and pulled out a sanitary napkin.

"Little sister, why did you pull out your sanitary napkin? I worked so hard to put it on while you were sleeping. You're a grown woman now."

"You really need to pay attention to hygiene. I'll throw that toy of yours away when I have time; it's awful."

Li Jinyan: "..."

"Sis, I haven't gotten my period yet, so I don't need it now."

"Alright then, you wait here for your sister, and she'll go make you some food."

With that, He Rongyan got up and walked out of the room.

Li Jinyan breathed a sigh of relief and dialed Lai Yufei's number.

"Hey, Yufei, when are you coming to pick up Yanyan? I'm going crazy!"

He never dreamed that he would ever use sanitary napkins in his life. Luckily, no one else saw it, otherwise how could he face anyone!

We need to get that drunkard to take the lunatic away as soon as possible.

I'm still waiting to redeem the kangaroo today so I can awaken my second pet.

"Okay, I'm coming right now. I hope she didn't do anything strange last night."

"no."

"Then I'll be right there."

Half an hour later, Li Jinyan, who had just finished brushing her teeth, smelled a delicious aroma coming from the living room.

"Little sister, come out for dinner."

Arriving at the desk in the living room, which was being used as a dining table, Li Jinyan smelled the aroma of the food and swallowed hard.

This smells amazing!

Er Gouzi swallowed hard, his eyes filled with longing.

"Er Gouzi, this is yours."

He Rongyan filled Er Gouzi's dog bowl with food and rice, which made Er Gouzi's tail wag wildly and spin around.

At this moment, Er Gou had only one thought in his mind: I, Er Gouzi, accept this mistress.

"Try them, little sister, these are all your favorites."

"Let's see if the taste has changed."

Li Jinyan picked up her chopsticks, took a bite, and couldn't help but close her eyes.

"Sis, have you ever participated in a food competition? This is so delicious!"

"Hehe, it's not like I haven't eaten it before."

He Rongyan's alluring face now showed a hint of shyness, making her even more breathtakingly beautiful, which made Li Jinyan feel that he could hardly suppress his rising anger.

A fairy, she really is a fairy.

He Rongyan is practically the perfect bedroom partner. Marrying her would mean losing your good health for years to come. Who could resist her?

"Yanyan, I'm here!"

Lai Yufei, holding a glass of red wine, knocked on the door. Li Jinyan hurriedly went to open it, and he breathed a sigh of relief. He couldn't handle this lunatic staying here any longer.

Li Jinyan was genuinely afraid that she would lose control, lose her temper, and then her [something] would be 404 (a Chinese internet slang term for something that is inappropriately formatted or deleted).

It's better to let her leave quickly; I have important business to attend to.

"Yufei, come and have dinner with your sister."

Lai Yufei was speechless. This lunatic's mental instability was really a headache. This time, she actually mistook Li Jinyan for her sister. This was too outrageous. She originally thought that He Rongyan would mistook Li Jinrong for her sister when she had this episode.

After all, Li Jinrong is young, which fits her image of a younger sister.

"Okay, let's go home together after dinner, alright?"

"No."

He Rongyan pouted and said, "I want to stay here with my sister. I don't want to go home."

"But your sister has to go to work. You can't let her stay with you all the time. How about we come over again in the evening?"

After thinking for a moment, He Rongyan said with great reluctance, "Alright then, little sister, eat more."

"Okay, sis."

Li Jinyan cooperated with He Rongyan.

After breakfast, He Rongyan took out a pack of sanitary napkins and placed it on Li Jinyan's table.

"Little sister, when your period comes, use it on time, and I'll help you with another one later."

Li Jinyan: "..."

……

I took a day off and went to the zoo.

Li Jinyan met the boss again and brought him 30,000 yuan.

The boss's face lit up with a big smile.

"Young man, you have good taste."

"Wait a minute, I'll have someone get you a work permit. They'll register your name and ID number, and you can attach your photo later."

"OK."

Li Jinyan recalled the rewards for the newbie mission. If the system hadn't given him an ID card, he would have been in real trouble, since he wasn't a local swordsman.

Not long after, the boss returned with his work ID and a clump of bushes with tender leaves.

Which one do you want?

"The strongest one."

"Okay, I'll have someone get a rope to tie the kangaroo up. You can hang it up with this tender leaf and give it a bite now and then. Kangaroos eat leaves, vines and all sorts of things. But you also need to get the kangaroo some fruit. I treat this kangaroo like my own child, and I feel so sorry for it right now."

As he spoke, the boss seemed about to shed tears.

Li Jinyan, carrying a shrub, led Er Gouzi and a kangaroo out of the zoo.

……

"Master, this kangaroo looks like an idiot."

Looking at Er Gouzi, who was now speaking human language, Li Jinyan instructed, "Er Gouzi, watch your step. From now on, don't speak human language in front of others without my permission, or I'll seal your abilities!"

"Woof woof woof!"

"Er Gouzi, take the bushes and feed the kangaroo."

Er Gouzi held the bushes like he was teasing a donkey with a carrot, constantly making empty promises to the kangaroo.

Soon, the kangaroo punched Er Gouzi in the stomach, sending him flying.

"Woof woof woof!"

Er Gouzi's cursing was very vulgar.

"Beast Taming Talisman!"

Li Jinyan used the Beast Taming Talisman, and soon the kangaroo's height increased again, reaching two meters when standing upright!

Moreover, his muscles became even fuller and more violent at this moment, making him absolutely capable of taking on five or six thugs!

Seeing this, Er Gouzi was so frightened that he hid behind Li Jinyan.

"I...I have sentience! Master, thank you, Master!"

The kangaroo knelt down directly in front of Li Jinyan.

"Get up. From now on, you and Er Gouzi are colleagues."

"With such well-developed muscles, your name will be 'Big Muscle King' from now on."

"The undisputed king of muscles!"

Li Jinyan felt that she was truly a genius at naming things.

"Thank you, Master."

The kangaroo looked grateful. Seeing that Big Muscle Man was in stable condition, Er Gouzi stepped forward and arrogantly declared, "Big Muscle Man."

"Now that you have gained sentience and are a member of my Beast Taming Sect, you must set an example in everything you do."

"I am the Vice Sect Master of the Beast Taming Sect, a person of some standing. How dare you act arrogantly in front of me?"

"If those stray cats and dogs on the road are just ordinary animals that haven't developed intelligence, then if you treat them as equals, you're breaking the rules and making this sect leader lose face."

Li Jinyan: "..."

"Er Gouzi, Big Muscle, let's go, get ready for our Zhengjin Miscellaneous Affairs Agency's first job!"

Li Jinyan looked in the direction of Xingfu Street. He felt that happiness was just ahead, but he probably couldn't continue his job as a security guard.

……

"Li Jinyan, that foreigner, the one who raised the price, his name is Jack. He seems to have some violent tendencies. Grandma Hu has something to do back home, so she won't be back until tomorrow or the day after."

Li Jinyan's mother, dressed in a simple T-shirt, jeans, and sneakers, stood beside her and said.

"Li Jinyan, why are you asking him for information? You don't want to beat him up, do you? You're no match for him, and even with Er Gouzi, it wouldn't be enough."

"Don't worry, Jinrong."

"Leave this to me, you can go back now."

"Okay, just make sure you're safe! I can go to another street."

"Okay, Jinrong."

Watching her mother's departing figure, Li Jinyan felt too embarrassed to bring up the matter of recognizing her as a godmother. It was still a bit awkward, and it would be better to cultivate a relationship first.

Once Mom's shop opens, I'll think about hiring Dad over. Let them spend some time together and see if they develop feelings for each other.

"Right now, we still need to deal with this Jack, the foreigner who's driving up the price of the coin."

Just as he was about to make his move, he saw two large foreign women standing in the two adjacent shops ahead. One of them looked innocent and pure, and there were two basketballs hanging below her.

Another woman, with a strikingly beautiful yet somewhat mean appearance and brown skin clearly from sunbathing, was also carrying two basketballs.

Both of them have a distinctly North American look.

These two shops are right next to the shop my mom wants to rent!

"There are even blonde, blue-eyed American women on this street."

Li Jinyan suddenly understood why Jack was trying to inflate the price of the coin here.

Watching Jack leave Happiness Street, Li Jinyan quietly followed him.

Once they reached a less crowded area, he greeted Jack with a "Hi."

Jack turned his head, a smile on his face, and said, "The lowly yellow race."

Then, speaking in broken Chinese, he said, "I see you standing with my rival. Are you here to get beaten up, bitch?"

Li Jinyan could tell that he was cursing the lowly yellow race.

Li Jinyan was well aware that many foreigners had always looked down on Chinese people. Even in 26, many foreigners still considered Chinese people to be inferior.

Moreover, this was in the year 2000, when China was still very backward.

Enraged, Li Jinyan cursed, "You motherfuck!"

"You motherfucker, you sour radish bitch!"

"Oh, you lowly yellow man, looks like you want a beating."

Li Jinyan smiled.

"I'm not good at fighting. You can fight my good-for-nothing pet instead."

"You idiot, unless you're Jack Cheng, you're just waiting to end up in the hospital! Let's see who dares to interfere in foreigners' affairs!"

Just as Jack was about to make his move, he felt something tap his shoulder.

After turning around, what comes into view is a super-sized, well-defined muscle mass, and these muscles are even constantly moving!

He looked up, trembling...

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