I awakened to be a menace at the start of the game, and my parents sent me to the cherry blossom vie

The sea breeze howls, swirling up thousands of piles of snow.

At this moment, the entire Santa Monica beach seemed to have been put on pause.

On the distant sea, the middle-aged man standing on flames and waves stared intently with his bull-like eyes at the "monster" covered in black scales on the shore.

On the shore, Lin Fan slowly removed the scales from his face, revealing a handsome face that was equally bewildered.

At this moment, the air was eerily quiet.

The only sound was the crashing of the waves against the beach.

"Old Lin?"

Lin Fan tentatively shouted, and his voice, enveloped in spiritual energy, traveled precisely to the surface of the sea.

"Son?"

Lin Jianguo was also taken aback, and even the flames beneath his feet trembled involuntarily, almost losing his composure as a master.

I can tell from their eyes that they're definitely related by blood.

But then, a tremendous sense of absurdity instantly overwhelmed Lin Fan's rationality.

He stared at the man standing on the sea as if walking on flat ground, his head buzzing.

Is this really my own father?

Lin Jianguo, who worked as a warehouse manager at the Jianghai City Public Security Bureau for twenty years and would cry out in pain every time it rained?

Lin Jianguo, who hands over his monthly salary but never has more than fifty dollars in his pocket, and who has to borrow money from himself to buy a pack of Hongtashan cigarettes, and calls it "dad love loan"?

At this moment, in this situation...

Lin Fan felt that his worldview had shattered into pieces and could not be pieced back together.

With his nimble steps and graceful movements, how could he possibly look like a cripple?

If this guy is lame, then what am I? Paralyzed from the waist down?

"No...that's not right."

Lin Fan took a deep breath and forced himself to calm down.

My gaze pierced through the thousand-meter stretch of sea, locking onto that figure.

That aura of blood and qi as deep as the ocean, that terrifying aura that could calm the surrounding waves simply by standing there.

That's right.

It's this old guy.

Even if I were reduced to ashes, I would still recognize myself.

"Hurrah……"

Lin Fan ground his back teeth, and a surge of inexplicable anger suddenly rose up.

So this whole thing is a son-destroying mess, they've been playing him for a fool all these years?

At this moment, Lin Fan remembered how, when he was a child, he wanted to learn martial arts, but his father persuaded him with the saying "a simple life is the best," and he was tricked into learning advanced mathematics instead.

I remember every time I lost a fight at school and came home crying, my dad would just smoke and sigh, saying, "We don't have that kind of gene in our family, just bear with it and it will pass."

Screw you!

Is this what they call having no genes?

This gene is so strong it's practically overflowing!

At the same time, Lin Jianguo on the sea surface also came to his senses.

Looking at his son on the shore, who exuded a fierce aura and sported a cool style, he was no less shocked than Lin Fan.

Didn't the intelligence report say that this kid was playing Resident Evil in Raccoon City?

How did you end up on the West Coast?

And... that look, that aura.

Gee tut.

Kobe looks so much better in those videos!

Truly worthy of being Lao Tzu's son!

A smile as bright as a chrysanthemum bloomed on Lin Jianguo's face, and the suffocating aura of a powerful figure vanished instantly, replaced by the joy of an old farmer witnessing a bountiful harvest.

"Oh dear! My son!"

Lin Jianguo shouted, flames roared beneath his feet, and he pushed off the sea.

"boom!"

The seawater burst open.

He shot towards the shore like a cannonball, accompanied by a cloud of water mist.

He ran with his arms outstretched and a kind smile on his face.

"Haven't seen you for so many days, have you missed me and your mother?"

"Were you shocked by my demeanor, old man?"

"Surprised? Unexpected, right...?"

The American soldiers on the shore were stunned.

Is this the legendary "Eastern Tyrannosaurus Rex"?

What are you shouting?

Why does he look like he's not very bright?

however.

Seeing his father rushing towards him at breakneck speed, Lin Fan's eyes twitched violently.

hug?

Hug my ass!

This old man has been deceiving me for twenty years, and now he wants to put on a show of filial piety?

more importantly……

Lin Fan glanced at the tense-looking American officers behind him out of the corner of his eye.

If I were to acknowledge this old man now, wouldn't the aircraft carrier deal I just made be ruined?

That won't do!

Even though I don't know how to open it myself, I can still make a lot of money by dismantling it and selling it as scrap metal!

Besides, this old man is so strong, with thick skin and flesh, he should be fine after being hit a couple of times, right?

"Yes, it's for the aircraft carrier."

"It's definitely not to get revenge on him for betraying me back then."

Lin Fan found himself a perfect excuse.

next second.

He moved too.

Without the slightest hesitation.

The energy within his body instantly boiled, black scales rapidly covered his entire body, and a violent aura soared into the sky.

"You old bastard! Prepare to die!"

Lin Fan roared, his voice deafening.

Immediately afterward, amidst the horrified gazes of all the American soldiers, he advanced instead of retreating, his legs suddenly straining, and he charged towards Lin Jianguo like a black missile.

"Um?"

Lin Jianguo, who was about to hug his son in mid-air, froze.

Why does this kid look so murderous?

Before he could react, Lin Fan had already rushed in front of him.

There were no fancy moves.

It was just a simple straight punch.

But this seemingly simple punch carried a terrifying power capable of splitting mountains and shattering rocks, and even the surrounding air was compressed to produce a loud bang.

"Holy crap?!"

Lin Jianguo's eyes widened, and he instinctively tried to block.

But then he thought about it again.

This is his own son.

If he blocked that punch, wouldn't he, as the father, lose face?

Besides, this kid has only been awakened for a few days. How much strength could he possibly have?

At most, it's just scratching an itch for myself.

Thinking of this, Lin Jianguo withdrew his protective aura, straightened his chest, and prepared to take the punch head-on, demonstrating the greatness of his fatherly love.

"Bang!!!"

A deafening roar exploded over the sea.

Time seemed to freeze for a second.

Followed by.

"Awooo—!!!"

A piercing scream tore through the sky.

Amidst the stunned gazes of everyone.

The "Eastern Tyrannosaurus Rex," which had just been so majestic and riding the waves, was sent flying backward at twice the speed of its arrival, as if it had been hit head-on by a high-speed train.

whoosh-

Snapped!Snapped!Snapped!

Lin Jianguo's body skipped across the sea more than a dozen times, creating a series of high waves, before finally crashing into the sea hundreds of meters away with a "plop".

Quiet.

A deathly silence.

The mouths of the American soldiers on the shore were agape, wide enough to fit a light bulb.

The captain who was escorting Lin Fan almost collapsed to his knees.

God...

What did he see?

The man who was known as the nightmare of twenty years ago was actually sent flying by a single punch?

Just how powerful is this virus-spreading monster?

"call--"

Lin Fan withdrew his fist and shook his slightly numb wrist.

He was secretly alarmed.

He used 80% of his strength in that punch.

Moreover, this was under the protection of black scales.

When it hit the old man, it felt like hitting a solid rubber tire, and the impact made my hand hurt.

This old guy's defense is a bit ridiculous.

"Ptooey! Ptooey! Ptooey!"

Just then, on the distant sea, Lin Jianguo emerged from the water in a disheveled state, spitting out the salty water from his mouth.

He clutched his chest, staring in disbelief at Lin Fan suspended in mid-air.

pain!

That fucking hurts!

Although there was no internal injury, the pain was very real.

This kid has only been awakened for a short time, isn't he a bit too abnormal?

"Lin Fan! You little bastard!"

Enraged, Lin Jianguo pointed at Lin Fan and yelled, "You even hit your own father? Are you trying to rebel?!"

"Stop talking nonsense!"

Lin Fan completely ignored the retort, instead shouting with an air of righteous indignation:

"I'm a mercenary hired by the US aircraft carrier!"

"Whether you're an Eastern Tyrannosaurus Rex or a Western Lizard, if you want to get past this defense line, you'll have to ask my fist first!"

After saying that, he winked at Lin Jianguo.

The meaning is quite clear:

Old Deng, cooperate! That's an aircraft carrier!

Lin Jianguo was taken aback.

Looking at her son's funny face and then thinking of the word "aircraft carrier," she instantly understood.

good boy!

Promising!

This opportunistic profiteering... no, this business acumen, it's just like mine!

"Okay, okay!"

Lin Jianguo laughed in anger, and his terrifying aura erupted again, even more fiercely than before.

He leaped out of the water, a faint red aura, like a blazing fire, emanating from beneath his feet.

"Since you young upstart are so arrogant, then today I'll teach you a lesson!"

Lin Jianguo shouted loudly, his voice booming like a bell.

"Come on! You think you can get away with this?"

Lin Fan was equally unyielding, his entire body covered in black scales, like a demon god descending to earth.

The two collided again in mid-air.

Boom! Boom! Boom!

In an instant, it was as if a Category 12 typhoon had swept across the sea.

Fists flew and legs slammed.

Each collision triggers a violent explosion.

The seawater was blasted up into huge waves, forming spectacular water curtains.

From a distance, it looked like a super battle with Hollywood special effects at their peak.

"That's...that's terrifying..."

The captain of the US Navy on the shore watched this scene and picked up the communicator with trembling hands.

"Reporting to command! Reporting to command!"

"The two sides have exchanged fire! The scene is extremely brutal!"

"That virus monster... he's practically a war god! He's crushing the Eastern Tyrannosaurus Rex!"

"What? Support? We don't need support! Don't send support! This is a battle that humans can't get involved in!"

……

On the sea.

What appears to be a devastating battle is actually quite a different story.

"Hey brat, go easy on me! Don't hit my face! What am I going to explain if your mom sees this?"

While blocking Lin Fan's Black Tiger Heart Strike, Lin Jianguo cursed in a low voice.

"Then don't kick my butt! It hurts, you know!"

Lin Fan grimaced and retaliated with a groin kick.

"Holy crap! You're playing dirty tricks? A 'mutilate' kick? You don't want to live anymore?"

Lin Jianguo was terrified, breaking out in a cold sweat, and narrowly avoided the kick. "If I were crippled, where would you get your younger siblings?"

"I don't want younger brothers and sisters! I want an aircraft carrier!"

Lin Fan gritted his teeth and launched an even fiercer attack.

"Tell me honestly, are you hiding some money from others? Last time I mentioned buying a graphics card, you told me you didn't have any, but then you bought yourself two cartons of cigarettes!"

"Bullshit! That's tea! It's only 9.9 yuan with free shipping on Pinduoduo!"

"I don't believe you! Unless you let me punch you in the eye socket!"

"Get lost! Don't hit someone in the face!"

The two exchanged trash talk in voices only the other could hear, creating earth-shattering battle noises.

This is hardly a life-or-death struggle.

This is clearly a scene from a family dispute mediation between a father and son.

The mediation method was just a little bit too violent.

All of this was observed by the top brass of the United States.

This immediately moved the group of high-ranking officials in front of the big screen to tears.

"What a great warrior..."

"He risked his life for our promise, for that aircraft carrier."

"Quickly! Pass the word down!"

"Make this battle broadcast live by all media outlets!"

"We want the whole world to see just how reliable and powerful the allies our United States has chosen are!"

Smith nodded repeatedly, his eyes filled with awe.

"It seems we misunderstood him before."

"This Lin Fan, although greedy and fond of causing trouble..."

"But he's a trustworthy and good man!"

If Lin Fan could hear this, he would probably laugh so hard he'd choke on his pants at sea.

nice guy?

No, no.

You will find out soon.

What is a villain? What is a father-son doubles match?

On the sea.

Lin Fan forced Lin Jianguo back with a punch, and while catching his breath, he suddenly winked at Lin Jianguo.

"Old man, have you finished acting?"

"If we keep fighting, I'll get hungry."

Lin Jianguo rubbed his slightly sore shoulders and glared at him irritably.

"So what? Should I pretend to be beaten to death?"

"That won't do, it's too fake."

Lin Fan's eyes darted around, and a familiar wicked smile curled at the corner of his mouth.

That smile is exactly the same as the expression Lin Jianguo had when he was young and swindling people.

"How about this..."

Lin Fan's lips moved slightly, transmitting his voice secretly.

After hearing his son's plan, Lin Jianguo was taken aback at first, then his eyes grew brighter and brighter.

Finally, the father and son exchanged a glance and simultaneously revealed a smile that would bankrupt the United States.

"OK!"

Lin Jianguo shouted loudly, his voice suddenly rising eight octaves so that everyone on the shore could hear him.

"I never imagined you were this strong!"

"Since that's the case, then don't blame me for using my trump card!"

"This move is a forbidden technique that I haven't used for twenty years!"

"Once unleashed, nothing will grow within a hundred miles!"

The American soldiers on the shore turned green with anger upon hearing this.

Within a radius of a hundred miles?

Wouldn't that affect even Los Angeles?

"Run! Run!!!"

Someone shouted, and the once-orderly defensive line collapsed instantly. Everyone wished they had two more legs.

Lin Fan, on the other hand, cooperated by displaying a "serious" expression.

"bring it on!"

"Even if I die, I'll drag you down with me!"

"For the US! For the aircraft carriers!"

This moment.

The Oscars owe this father and son two golden statuettes.