Become a Homelander and a Marvel superstar

Chapter 245 I Just Love Sticky Things

"Huh?" Harley was stunned, clearly not expecting to be rejected like that. "...Yeah, I must look terrible looking like this."

It must be said that even at the end of her life, this woman still exuded a fatal charm.

Azu smiled and gently shook his head.

"Sorry, sweetheart."

"Although your offer is very tempting."

"But..." He reached out a finger and flicked Harley's nose.

"Your face looks like a rotten tomato that's just been stepped on."

Harley stared at him blankly, then suddenly laughed.

"Haha... Rotten tomato... cough cough... You're the first man to say that about me..."

"You...you really have a sharp tongue..."

"But I like... cough cough... I really want to go on a date with you, but I don't have the chance anymore..."

Harley's eyes began to slowly close, and the flame of her life was about to be extinguished.

"Who says there's no chance?" Ah Zu whispered in her ear, "...This date is after you wash your face and put on a pretty dress."

As he spoke, Azu flipped his hand over.

He pulled out a purple and white metal ball.

"Mr. Bat, step back a bit," Azu said to Bruce. "Give me some space."

Bruce frowned, but obediently took two steps back.

"It's you I've chosen, Igor."

Azu casually tossed the ball to the ground.

An energy brain, gleaming with a ghostly blue light, appeared out of nowhere on these ruins.

"What is this?!"

Even Bruce Wayne, the well-traveled Dark Knight, couldn't help but widen his eyes in astonishment.

He cautiously took a half step back, his hand resting on his belt.

"Don't be nervous, this is my personal doctor."

Azu pointed to Harley on the ground.

"Heal her, Igor. Don't leave my beautiful girl with a scar."

"Yes, Master."

A mental fluctuation rippled through Igor's brain.

Several blue energy tentacles extended from her brain and gently enveloped Harley's battered body.

As a god capable of creating life and reshaping matter, even though he is not as powerful as before, healing the physical injuries of a mortal is still a piece of cake.

Under Batman's shocked gaze.

Blue light surged.

Harley's abdominal wound healed at a visible speed, broken bones reconnected, and damaged internal organs were repaired.

Even the skin on her face, blackened by gunpowder, regained its fair and smooth appearance.

In just over ten seconds.

Harley Quinn, who had been on the verge of death, took a deep breath and sat up abruptly.

"call----!"

She touched her belly, then touched her face.

"I...I'm not dead?"

Harley jumped up in disbelief like a monkey, picked up the baseball bat, and swung it around a few times.

"Wow! Haha! I feel amazing! I haven't felt this energetic in ages!"

She turned around, looked at Ah Zu, and made no attempt to hide the heart-shaped expression in her eyes.

"Alright, since you saved me... from now on, you're mine!"

He grabbed Ah Zu's arm and shouted, "I declare! From today onwards, you are my 'Mr. Candy'!"

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Hearing the pleasant notification sound in his mind, Azu nodded in satisfaction.

That's right, it was worth saving this girl.

He then waved his hand, returning Igor to the Master Ball.

"Mr. Candy? That name sounds...that name sounds sticky."

"I love sticky things!" Harley blinked her big eyes twice and stuck out her tongue to lick her lips.

At that moment, Batman finally came up.

He didn't let his guard down because of Harley's resurrection; on the contrary, he became somewhat wary.

The power this man displayed was too strange.

Heat vision, flight, and this outfit. It can even summon these never-before-seen creatures to heal.

"Who exactly are you?"

Bruce asked in a deep voice, with his distinctive bat-like tone.

"Several months have passed since Darkseid's invasion."

"Earth's defenses collapsed, the Justice League was defeated, and every corner of the world is on fire."

"If you're a superhuman on Earth, I shouldn't have never heard of you."

Batman's sharp eyes were fixed on Azu.

"You can fly, you have thermal vision, your uniform..."

"Are you an alien? A Kryptonian?"

"After all, your outfit is too similar to that person's."

"Of course it's Superman, the son of Krypton, Kal-El," Batman said in a deep voice.

"Everyone on Earth knows him. You possess his power, yet you deny being one of his kind?"

"Superman?"

Azu chuckled and shook his head.

"Your name alone shows your lack of taste. Don't compare me to that kid."

"I am a citizen of my homeland."

As he spoke, Azu took a step back, slightly raised his chin, and displayed the perfect standing posture that he had practiced countless times in front of the camera, before suddenly turning around.

"call--"

His spotless Stars and Stripes cape fluttered in the wind.

"Take a look at this."

Ah Zu gave a thumbs-up and pointed to his back.

Bruce was taken aback, his gaze instinctively falling on the bodysuit that perfectly outlined his glutes, their shape firm and muscular, exuding explosive power.

His brows were furrowed, and his mind was racing.

What kind of tactical maneuver is this?

Is this some kind of provocation? Or some kind of hint?

Harley Quinn, standing nearby, reacted quite differently.

"Wow—!"

Harley blew a rascal's whistle, her eyes gleaming.

"That ass...it's amazing!"

"I absolutely love this amazing ass! It's definitely an American ass! No! It's the world's best ass!"

She excitedly jumped behind Ah Zu, wanting to reach out and pat him.

"Mr. Candy! We have to go on a date tonight! I'd rob a bank for that ass!"

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Azu turned around and looked at Batman, who was seriously analyzing tactics, and Harley, who had a perverted look on her face.

His lips twitched involuntarily.

"..."

"What I mean is..."

Azu suppressed the urge to throw the two people into space, grabbed his cloak, and shook it.

"I'm showing you the capes! Look at this flag!"

"The Stars and Stripes! You get it?!"

"What alien would drape the Stars and Stripes over their body? Huh?!"

Ah Zu pointed to the stars and stripes on the cloak, looking utterly disappointed.

"Can you please stop focusing on such vulgar things?!"

Batman: "..."

Harley: "Hehe, but it really is perky."

Just as this awkward atmosphere was spreading.

"Boom—Boom—"

The roar of an engine came from afar, and a modified off-road vehicle drove over, kicking up clouds of dust.

Ah Zu stared intently and saw two people sitting in the car.

A black guy whose body is mostly made of machinery, with only half of his face still human.

Another person was wearing orange and black tactical armor, carrying a longsword on his back and holding an assault rifle in his hand.

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