Become a Homelander and a Marvel superstar

"You...you shaved my pubic hair?!"

"Good...very good..."

It suddenly pulled out a heavy energy gun, bigger than its own body, from behind and roared angrily.

"It seems you don't recognize Grandpa Rocket."

Rocket jumped in front of Jessica's camera and deliberately said loudly:

"Ladies and gentlemen! Let me introduce you to these two 'enthusiastic' aliens!"

"They're not some cucumber aliens or cyber bald guys!"

"They are the infamous 'Cosmic Killers'! The adopted daughters of that cosmic butcher, known as the Mad Titan Thanos!!"

"Their hands are stained with blood! They are the daughters of the devil!!"

Thanos!!

Although Earthlings don't yet know what this name means, in the universe, these three words represent death and destruction.

For Gamora and Nebula, this name was a lifelong nightmare and a source of shame.

"Shut up!!"

Gamora and Nebula roared simultaneously.

"Don't mention that name!!" Nebula's eyes blazed with fury. With a flick of her wrist, a short knife shot out. Ignoring her injuries, she charged forward like a madwoman.

"I'm going to tear your mouth apart, you rat!" Gamora shouted menacingly as she drew her extendable sword.

The two men flanked the rocket from the left and right.

"Wow! Is this what tutoring is like?"

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The Rockets may be stubborn, but their actions speak louder than words.

Faced with two berserk top assassins, he slid in with incredible fluidity, hiding behind Azu's large cloak.

"Hey! Big star! It's your turn! This is your 'diplomatic moment'!" Rocket popped his head out and shouted, trying to intimidate the other star.

Azu shook his head helplessly.

"What a troublesome guy. I'm just a streamer."

"Ladies, violence solves nothing..."

He smiled, stepped forward, and extended his palm, making an elegant "stop" gesture.

But the two sisters had already rushed in front of him.

"Get out of my way, you cloaked man!"

Gamora was furious and didn't care who you were.

Using the momentum of her sprint, she leaped into the air, raising her thigh high and striking straight at Ah Zu's head.

"I haven't settled the score with you over the 'cucumber' yet!!"

"Get out of my way!" Nebula's dagger also thrust straight at him.

Ah Zu sighed.

"Since you're so enthusiastic..."

He didn't dodge, he just turned slightly to the side.

"call--"

The long legs whizzed past his nose.

Then he turned around naturally.

The tip of the knife grazed his chest as it sliced ​​through the air.

It was as if she had foreseen the future. Under Jessica's high-definition lens, Azu looked like she was dancing an elegant waltz.

"Hitting a woman is not gentlemanly behavior, but if it's just dancing..."

As Azu spoke, he stretched out his hands.

Swift as lightning.

"Slap! Slap!"

Two soft sounds.

He grabbed Nebula and Gamora's wrists with his two hands respectively.

"...I'm happy to oblige."

Azu smirked. He exerted force with both arms, using himself as the axis, and began to spin.

"Whoosh whoosh whoosh—"

Gamora and Nebula were instantly lifted off the ground by Azu.

The speed is getting faster and faster.

Until the two became two blurry afterimages, like a giant windmill.

"Aaaaah—put—me—down—!!"

The two screams were drawn out and became intermittent in the wind.

In the live stream, the Earth viewers were stunned, then burst into laughter.

Homelander's move... was so cunning, hahaha!

This is the difference in strength! The people of our motherland are awesome!

Wow! A human windmill! Can this move be added to Mortal Kombat?!

Those two alien girls must be about to throw up, right?

It spun for a full minute.

Ah Zu slowly stopped.

He let go.

"Thump! Thump!"

The two female assassins, who were at the level of cosmic beings, staggered a few steps like drunkards who had drunk two barrels of whiskey, and then plopped down on the ground.

Nebula's eyes were seeing stars, and he was shaking his head.

Gamora covered her mouth, her face even greener than her skin.

"alright."

Ah Zu squatted down, his face still bearing a gentle, harmless smile.

"Can we talk properly now, ladies?"

He first looked at Gamora, reached out and gently tapped the blade of the sword in her hand, then slowly moved away, gesturing for her to put it down.

"Please forgive my rudeness, madam. It's just that our planet generally doesn't have a very good impression of aliens."

"But now, I see a strong warrior."

"An independent woman trying to take control of her own destiny in this cruel universe."

"I know you're angry. But I can tell that your anger isn't directed at the rocket, nor at me."

Azu stared into Gamora's eyes, his gaze seemingly able to see right through her.

"Because of pain."

"It's because you're carrying sins that aren't yours."

"And your skin color...excuse me for being blunt, but it's the color that only the most precious emeralds on our planet can have."

Gamora froze, her hand holding the sword hanging in mid-air.

No one has ever... no one has ever said anything like that to her.

Beside Thanos, she was a weapon.

In Guardians of the Galaxy, Quill, that idiot, likes her, but all he can do is spout lame sweet nothings and perform awkward dances.

And the man in front of me...

His eyes were so sincere, and the feeling of being understood and appreciated was like a warm current flowing through her heart.

"You..." Gamora opened her mouth, her cold expression slowly softening. She subconsciously sheathed her sword and even awkwardly tossed her hair.

"You...you're quite good with words."

Get one sorted out.

Azu chuckled inwardly, then turned to Xingyun.

This blue sister is even more lacking in love.

He walked up to Nebula. Nebula instinctively tried to back away and crawl, using a fierce expression to mask her inner inferiority.

"Don't move."

Ah Zu said softly.

He reached out, but instead of touching Nebula's intact skin, he gently ran his fingertips across the cold metal implant on her face.

Nebula froze. That was her ugliest spot, proof of every failure she had ever made.

"Did that guy named Thanos do this?"

Ah-Zu's tone was low but full of pity; it was a "charming voice" that he had specially practiced.

"It's not your fault, darling."

"This just represents the pain you've experienced, but you weren't destroyed by it; instead, you became stronger and more resilient."

"This isn't a defect, it's a medal!" Azu concluded. "It makes you unique in this starry sky."

"Could you tell me your name, ma'am?"

Nebula was stunned.

From childhood to adulthood, Thanos only ever called her "trash," "failure," and "you need to fix it."

Gamora could only say "I want to save you" or "I'm sorry" to her.

No one, never before had anyone looked at her like that, or spoken to her like that.

Recognized.

Praise.

respect.

These things she had longed for, things she had even gone so far as to hunt down her sister for, she had now obtained so easily from this strange man.

An unprecedented feeling surged through me; it was a tingling sensation even more intense than an electric overload.

"Nebula...?" Nebula's voice was inexplicably tense.

"What a beautiful name, Nebula," Azu said with a soft smile.