Become a Homelander and a Marvel superstar

Chapter 219 Cucumber Aliens

As she cautiously surveyed her surroundings, she couldn't help but mutter to herself, "Did this guy's bodysuit get altered to a smaller size again? His butt is so tight..."

Thus, on the screens of hundreds of millions of viewers around the world.

The camera honestly gave Azuna's firm, perky buttocks, wrapped in a tight-fitting outfit, a three-second close-up.

[Wow! This photographer is amazing! He really knows how to give close-ups when needed!]

Is this what America's perfect butt looks like? No! This is the best butt on Earth!

I want to go down the slide there...

[The material of this bodysuit is really good... I mean, it looks very breathable.]

[Screenshot taken! Screenshot taken! Is this something I can watch for free?]

As Azu was giving a serious introduction to the alien landscape, he suddenly heard a barrage of notifications in his mind.

"Hint! You have gained +7255 special popularity points!"

"Hint! You have gained +6652 special popularity points!"

"Hint! You have gained +8878 special popularity points!"

……

Ok?

Azu paused for a moment, a puzzled expression on his face.

He was just describing a stone that looks like a kidney stone. What's so exciting about that?

Are Earth's audiences nowadays so particular about geology?

"It seems everyone is very curious about the mysteries of the universe."

Ah Zu spoke to the camera with a heartfelt smile on his face.

"That's good. Maintaining curiosity is the ladder of human progress."

Jessica, meanwhile, frantically told herself, "Don't look there...don't look there...don't look there..."

But the subconscious is like a ball submerged in water; the more pressure you apply, the stronger it bounces back.

As Azu took a step, the camera instinctively followed and captured the moment.

This time, it's a positive one.

The camera accurately captured the outline of the thigh muscles as they tightened, barely visible beneath the fabric, and the blush-inducing bulge.

The image honestly zoomed in again.

The live stream chat exploded with comments from female fans.

【Aaaaaah! I can't take it anymore!!】

[Who went to be the photographer? They know exactly what we want to see! Photographer, you know exactly what we want to see!]

[Is the photographer Treasure Girl? Hahaha! I knew it!]

This is huge! Is this what makes a superhero so special?

【Ahhh!! Homelander!! I want to ride in your bridal sedan chair!!】

[I'm getting teary-eyed... I mean, my eyes are welling up! So touching!]

Hey there, you've drooled on my phone screen!

"Hint! Popularity points gained: +10010!"

"Hint! Popularity points gained: +10086!"

"Hint! Popularity points gained: +12315!"

……

As Azu was leading the way, a series of system notifications suddenly popped into his mind, causing him to stop in his tracks.

"What's going on?" he asked, puzzled.

"I was just walking by, I didn't do anything earth-shattering, so why did my popularity suddenly surge again?"

Azu turned around and looked at Jessica with a puzzled expression.

Jessica immediately looked away, pretending to look at a flower next to her, but two blushes rose on her cheeks.

"What's wrong?" Azu asked.

"N-nothing...nothing." Jessica cleared her throat. "I'm...composing. Yes, composing."

Azu turned around suspiciously and continued leading the way.

As he turned around, the camera "inadvertently" returned to his lower body.

Female fans on Earth have gone crazy again.

The screams were loud enough to shatter several panes of glass.

……

The group walked through a red forest.

A huge open space appeared ahead, with a massive cave entrance in the open space.

There are signs of battle everywhere here.

Charred rocks, bomb craters, and scattered metal fragments.

"Looks like there was a rather unfriendly party going on here just now."

Azu stopped and looked ahead.

In the shadows of the cave, two figures were leaning against a boulder, panting.

One is a woman with green skin all over her body, wearing a red leather coat—Gamora.

The other is a bald, blue-skinned woman who has undergone cyborg modification—Nebula.

They were all wounded, clearly having just gone through a life-or-death battle.

But at this moment, they did not continue to attack each other; instead, they were strangely calm.

That was the unspoken understanding between sisters after they had vented all their hatred.

"I am Groot!"

When the little tree man saw someone he recognized, he immediately waved his branch hand happily and ran over.

"Groot?"

Gamora looked up and saw the sapling; a hint of surprise appeared on her tense face.

Then she saw Rocket, Yondu, a man wearing a Stars and Stripes cape, and a woman with a metal ball in her hand, her eyes darting around.

"Rockets?" Gamora straightened up. "What are you doing here? And... who are these people?"

"Hey! Gamora!" Rocket, carrying a gun, swaggered over.

"I heard an explosion, I thought you guys were having a barbecue party!"

Ah Zu made an exaggerated expression of surprise in front of the camera.

"Ladies and gentlemen, it seems we're in luck. We've encountered two wild aliens."

He pointed at Gamora and joked in a typical American humorous tone:

"Look over there, look at that lady's skin color... I guess she must be from the 'Cucumber Planet' in outer space?"

Then he pointed to the nebula.

"As for this one... his look is very avant-garde. He looks like an ascetic undergoing cyber ascension?"

The live stream room was filled with laughter.

Is this an alien? It looks really unique.

[Hahaha! What the hell are these cucumber aliens!]

That blue mechanical beauty looks really fierce!

[Cyber monk! So fitting!]

Rocket Raccoon burst out laughing when he heard this comment.

"Hahaha!"

It rolled on the ground clutching its stomach, pointing at Gamora and laughing.

"Hahaha! Cucumber! That's right! It's a cucumber!!"

"Still a thorny cucumber! Hahaha! That's such a fitting name! I'll call you that from now on!"

Gamora's face darkened instantly. She was already upset because Quill had been taken away by that old man who claimed to be his father, and now someone dared to mock her skin color to her face?

Nebula, however, remained quite calm.

She even touched her bald head and said, "Monk? If that's some kind of powerful warrior title, I don't mind."

But Gamora doesn't have that kind of good temper.

When has this woman, who is called "the most dangerous woman in the universe," ever been ridiculed like this?

Especially being mocked by a raccoon!

"You damned rat!"

Gamora's voice was as cold as ice.

"You'd better shut your mouth."

"No way! Hehehe!" The rocket was still recklessly flirting with death, "Cucumber! Cucumber! Green cucumber!"

"Whoosh—!"

A cold light flashed.

Almost no one saw how Gamora drew her sword.