Become a Homelander and a Marvel superstar

Ah Zu opened his eyes and glanced at the caller ID.

Jane Foster.

After answering the phone, his expression became increasingly serious.

Raccoon? Blue skin? Sapling?

Guardians of the Galaxy?

Wait, this setup... is it the storyline of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2?

"Where did they say they were going?" Azu sat up straight, and Tianwang smoothly massaged his shoulders.

"They said they're going to... Ego," Jane replied, "to find a man named Quill."

"Okay, tell them to wait, I'll be right there."

After hanging up the phone, Azu fell into deep thought.

Igor Star.

The name struck like a bolt of lightning, piercing through Azu's distant memories.

He had been so busy causing trouble on Earth that he had completely forgotten about this.

In the Marvel Cinematic Universe, there is an extremely dangerous monster.

Celestial Group, Igor.

That living planet.

In order to complete his so-called "divine creation" plan, which was to assimilate the entire universe into his own part, he planted his "seeds" on millions of planets.

Earth is one of them.

In the storyline of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, Ego planted a seed in a forest in Missouri.

Those seeds are usually dormant. But once activated, they grow wildly like cancer cells, devouring all life on the planet they inhabit, and even the planet itself.

"Damn it..."

Ah Zu cursed under his breath.

He suddenly threw off the covers and stepped barefoot onto the carpet.

"What's wrong, sir?" Tianwang noticed Azu's emotional fluctuation and asked with concern.

"There's been a little trouble."

As Azu dressed, he thought quickly.

Since Yondu and his friends have teamed up with the Rockets, that means... that old bastard Ego has found his son, Peter Quill.

I didn't expect the timeline to reach this point so quickly.

"Seeds... let me think... in Missouri."

Azu stood up and paced back and forth.

"In the woods of St. Charles."

That's the location shown in the movie.

"Skynet".

Azu looked at the Heavenly Net.

"I'm here, sir."

Skynet, standing to the side, was elegantly putting on her clothes, piece by piece.

In fact, her body could directly conjure clothes, but she didn't do that.

"I need you to go to St. Charles, Missouri."

"On the edge of that town, there's a nearly bankrupt Dairy Queen dessert shop. I want you to use that as a center to search the woods within a five-kilometer radius."

"Search for what, sir?" A faint glint flashed in Skynet's eyes.

"A seed."

Ah Zu's pupils looked to the upper left, recalling scenes from the movie.

"It doesn't look like any plant on Earth. It emits an eerie blue light and has a kind of pulsating quality, like an alien heart buried in the ground."

"Understood, Mr. Starr," Skynet readily agreed.

"Very well, it's time for me to go and meet our alien visitors."

……

VGD Second Experimental Base.

Rocket Raccoon, holding a screwdriver, was leaning over the control panel of an instrument, trying to pry open the cover.

"Hey! Stop! That's a precision instrument!" Jane Foster was furious. She was holding Thor's hammer, and if Thor hadn't stopped her, she would have smashed it down already.

"Precision? Ha!" Rocket didn't even look up, its furry claws surprisingly agile. "This thing's energy conversion rate is outrageously low! I'm helping you optimize these burdens! Understand? You natives!"

"I am Groot." The little tree-man fiddled with a measuring cup, trying to put it on his head.

Yondu leaned against the damaged spaceship, his eyes warily scanning the armed Vought security personnel around him, the deadly Yaka arrow hovering in front of him, ready to be fired.

"boom--!"

Suddenly, a loud roar.

The powerful air pressure deliberately created by Ah Zu caused everyone's clothes to flutter loudly.

Rocket nearly dropped the screwdriver into the instrument. He looked up, cursing, "Who the hell is it now? Do people on this planet always make such a fuss when they appear?"

Azu hovered in mid-air, his Stars and Stripes cape slowly descending behind him. He didn't land immediately, but maintained a superior posture, scanning every alien visitor present.

Yondu's expression changed. As a seasoned raider, he could sense the presence of a strong opponent.

The man in the tight-fitting clothes in front of him reminded him of those formidable beings in the universe.

"Put away your arrows, blue-skinned sir."

Ah Zu spoke slowly and expressionlessly, with the air of authority of a superior.

"On Earth, it's very impolite to point a weapon at your owner."

Yondu hesitated for a moment, then whistled, and the suspended Yaka Arrow obediently returned to his waist.

Azu landed on the ground with satisfaction, his cold expression instantly melting away, replaced by a standard diplomatic smile.

"Welcome to Earth, friends who have traveled from afar."

He walked over to Jane and gently patted the still angry female Thor on the shoulder, signaling her to relax.

"Master?" Rocket jumped off the control panel, dusted off his hands, and looked up at Azu. "Alright, 'Master.' Your men damaged our ship and dragged us here from hundreds of light-years away. How are we going to settle this score?"

"If the accident was caused by our experiment, Walter will take full responsibility."

Azu maintained his composure, his gaze fixed on the Rockets.

"A talking raccoon...that's really rare."

"I'm Rocket! Not Raccoon!" Rocket snapped, pulling out his energy gun and pointing it at Zu. "Call me Raccoon again and I'll blow your head off!"

Azu smiled, raised an eyebrow, and a flash of red light appeared in his eyes.

"Sizzle—!"

Two thin thermal beams precisely severed the barrel of the energy gun in the rocket's hand.

"Click."

Half of the gun barrel fell to the ground.

Rocket stared blankly at the broken gun in his hand, then looked at Azu.

"……All right."

He swallowed hard, and his ears drooped.

"Okay, raccoons are actually quite cute..."

"Haha, Rocket, I still prefer you the way you were before." Yondu laughed, then looked at Azu, "We don't need you to take care of anything, just help us fix the ship. We need to get to Ego as soon as possible, because our people are still there."

"Of course, we will do our best to assist you in repairing the spaceship."

Ah Zu acted very generously.

"Mr. Tony Stark, the most outstanding engineer on this planet, is on his way. I believe this will greatly improve your work on repairing the engine."

Hearing this, Yondu breathed a sigh of relief.

"Furthermore... I have one more request."

Azu then changed the subject, pointing to the enormous interstellar jump ring.

"As you can see, our technology is still in its early stages."

He walked up to the rocket, squatted down, and brought his line of sight to the level of the grumpy raccoon.

"...Mr. Rocket, I need you to teach our scientists a lesson."