Become a Homelander and a Marvel superstar

Pietro tried to jump out of bed and strangle the invisible man, but as soon as he moved, he fell back onto the mattress with a "thud".

"Ouch... my back..."

"Alright, stop fooling around."

Ah Zu kicked the bed leg in annoyance.

"Those women outside will be coming in soon. If you don't want Wanda to see you like this, walking your bird around..."

"Hurry up and put your clothes on."

"Boss... I can only be stubborn right now..." Pietro smiled bitterly upon hearing this.

Azu turned to the air and said:

"Shabi, it's up to you now."

"What?!" Shabi exclaimed in surprise, "This job is mine?"

"Otherwise what? Should I do it?"

Azu raised an eyebrow, a dangerous red light flashing in his eyes.

"...I'll go, I'll go, okay?"

The idiot immediately backed down.

He muttered to himself as he walked toward the wardrobe.

"What bad luck... Not only do I have to see naked men, but I also have to dress them up..."

"Pietro, you better remember this, you owe me two huge favors! I've never done anything so disgusting in my life..."

"Hurry up! Stop talking nonsense! My underwear is hanging on the lamp! Take it down!"

As he spoke, an unseen hand roughly grabbed the silver bodysuit from the ground.

"Lift your leg! Don't move!"

"Hey! Where are you touching?! Don't touch there!"

"Shut up! If you don't want to see your sister naked, then cooperate!"

"Be gentle! It hurts! My whole body aches!"

"Endure it! This is the price of being a stallion!"

Azu shook his head as he watched this scene, then turned and walked towards the door.

"You have five minutes."

"Clean it up properly, so no one can smell it."

……

The battle in the hall is nearing its end.

It was called a battle, but it was more like a one-sided beating.

Having lost her mind-controlled servant, Lorelei, though possessing some fighting ability, was no match for Jane Foster, the real Thor.

"boom!"

Jane slammed Lorelei against the wall with a hammer, causing the wall to crack.

Lorelei coughed up a mouthful of blood, her hair disheveled, and she no longer resembled a "queen" at all.

"I am... As..."

"Snapped!"

Jessica went up and slapped him.

"Oh, Mother! This is Earth!"

Wanda's hands were wrapped in red light, binding Lorelei tightly in mid-air.

"For Pietro..." Wanda gritted her teeth, and a burst of red light surged in her hand.

Although she didn't know what Pietro had gone through, his continued absence meant he must have been tortured beyond repair by the old hag.

"Aaaaaah—!"

Lorelei screamed in agony as the crimson energy squeezed her.

"Okay, Wanda."

Pepper Potts walked over, holding the magic-suppressing gag that Shabi had left her.

"Shut her up."

"Click."

A metal gag was fastened over Lorelei's mouth, and the mechanism activated.

Lorelei's eyes widened in terror, and she tried to scream, but could only manage a "woo-woo" sound.

As the magic dissipated.

Tony and Barton, handcuffed inside Walter's ambulance, trembled slightly.

10 minutes later……

The bedroom door was pushed open again.

Pietro was already dressed and sitting upright on the edge of the bed, with his hands on his knees, looking obedient as if he were "deeply reflecting on his mistakes".

Ah Zu stood by the window, looking at the scenery outside, seemingly unconcerned.

"Pietro!!"

Seeing that her brother was safe and sound, she immediately rushed over and gave him a hug.

"I knew you'd be alright! You've suffered so much..."

Pietro winced as he was hugged, but he still managed a forced smile and patted his sister's back.

"It's okay... I'm fine, Wanda."

"Thanks to the boss... he arrived just in time."

He gave Azu a grateful look.

Azu turned around, smiled, and nodded.

"Alright, this farce can finally come to an end."

"We can have a celebration party tonight."

……

the next day.

VGD Global Defense Headquarters

Jane Foster sat at her desk, twirling a Montblanc pen between her fingers.

"A female Thor?" Jane raised an eyebrow, tapping her fingers lightly on the paper. "Doesn't this name sound a bit... too much like a spin-off character from a comic book?"

"Oh, this is the market now, dear," Azu turned around and explained with a smile.

"The label 'Female Thor' represents the rise of female power and a challenge to the old theocratic patriarchal system! Feminists on Twitter will go crazy for you."

"Okay, whatever you like, I owe you one."

Jian Shen sighed, and with a smooth, flowing motion, signed his name on the paper.

"rustle."

With the final stroke completed.

Vought International – Chief Scientist Employment Agreement for Deep Space Exploration and Dimensional Defense

Superhero Registration Agreement: Codename "Thor"

The contract has officially come into effect.

At the same time, a pleasant system notification sounded in Azu's mind.

"Ding! Special character detected: 'Thor' Jane Foster has officially joined the team!"

"Gained 30000 special popularity points!"

"Reward: Special Team Skill - Thunder Bond!"

"Skill Description: The host can designate three team members for chain binding. After binding, regardless of the location of the members, they can participate in the all-attribute bonus of the 'Team Rally' judgment, and the members can share a portion of the Thunder God Power resistance."

Azu was overjoyed!

This is good stuff.

This means that even if the team is scattered throughout the universe in the future, he can still benefit from the team's buffs at any time.

"Welcome to Walter, Jane." Azu's face lit up with a smile. "Oh, from now on I should call you—the Goddess of Thor."

Jane stood up, stretched out her hand, and looked at the Mjolnir hanging on the office coat rack.

"Buzz—!"

Thor's hammer emitted a cheerful chime and instantly flew into her palm.

Just call me Jane.

"Then I'm going to work. I need to prove your investment was worthwhile."

"I believe you," Azu replied with a smile, then pointed to Thor's hammer in her hand. "Besides, this thing... are you planning to keep it with you forever?"

Jane glanced down at Mjolnir and smiled helplessly.

"It seems...quite clingy. And I don't think it wants to go back to Thor."

"That's because it has good taste."

Azu didn't mind Jane wielding Thor's hammer. On the contrary, the contrast between a female scientist holding a hammer and the other was more in line with Wot's business aesthetics.

Jane then left the office to take over her new laboratory.

Jane had barely left when Natasha came in.

She was wearing a black, tight-fitting workout outfit, with a bandage wrapped around her left leg, but this did not diminish her sexy and dangerous aura in the slightest.

"I don't recall ever allowing the wounded to run around freely," Azu joked.

"This is such a minor injury; you wouldn't even need a band-aid in the Red House."

Natasha walked to the sofa and sat down, looking relaxed.

Without saying a word, she picked up another contract on the table, didn't even look at the terms, flipped to the last page, and signed her name.