Become a Homelander and a Marvel superstar

"Aaaaaaahh ...

Lorelei finally broke down.

These words were like a critical hit, true damage, and a defense-breaking blow.

She had never suffered such a humiliation.

For thousands of years, which man hasn't been captivated by her?

Now, this mortal is actually calling her an "old auntie"?

"I'm going to kill you!!"

"I'm going to cut your tongue off!!"

Lorelei screamed and reached out to grab at the air.

A gleaming Asgardian longsword appeared in her hand.

Lorelei charged forward like a madwoman, her sword tip aimed straight for Azu's throat.

"Watch out!!" Wanda exclaimed.

However, Azu didn't even move a step.

The moment the sword tip approached him.

Extend one index finger.

"clang--!"

A crisp, melodious metallic vibrato.

Azu lightly flicked his index fingernail onto the spine of the sword.

The immense force was transmitted instantly.

Lorelei felt an irresistible force rushing towards her from the hilt of her sword. The sword flew out of her hand, spun dozens of times in the air, and finally, with a "bang," it plunged deep into the ceiling, leaving only the hilt wobbling.

She was also pulled backward by the force and staggered a few steps before falling to the ground in a disheveled state.

"Is this all the skill you've got?"

Ah Zu waved to the "Women's Avengers Alliance" behind him.

"Ladies."

"She belongs to you now."

"Let her know that Earth's women... are not to be trifled with."

"Especially Miss Foster and Miss Potts, I think you have a lot to say to this 'current girlfriend'."

Upon hearing this, Jane couldn't contain herself any longer. She walked up, hammer in hand, a dangerous smile on her face.

Although Pepper doesn't have superpowers, she wears a pair of gauntlets that can fire pulse cannons—Tony gave them to her for self-defense.

Seeing the group of women surrounding her menacingly, Lorelei finally felt fear.

"What...what are you going to do?"

"Don't come any closer! I'm from Asgard..."

"We're going to attack Asgard!" Jane Foster swung her hammer.

……

"Shabi, come with me."

Ignoring the screams behind him, Azu waved to the air and walked towards the corridor leading to the inner bedroom.

"Huh? Now?"

Shabi was watching with great interest; this was a rare spectacle of a superheroine tearing apart a mistress.

"Stop looking, that's a women's war." Azu said without turning her head, "We need to deal with some men's 'legacy issues'."

Shabi followed after them, completely bewildered.

The two walked down the corridor and arrived at Tony Stark's master bedroom, which was decorated in an extremely luxurious manner.

The door wasn't locked.

Ah Zu pushed open the door.

A murky air, mixed with some indescribable aura, rushed towards me.

"Ugh..." Shabi pinched his nose. "This smell..."

The room was a complete mess.

Expensive silk sheets were torn into strips, and pillow feathers were scattered all over the floor.

And on that large round bed.

Pietro Maximov was sprawled out there, sprawled out.

Completely naked.

Like a dead fish that has been exposed to the sun for three days.

On the carpet beside the bed, an empty syringe lay quietly.

That's T-VEX.

"Good heavens..."

Ah Zu walked over, kicked the empty syringe, and couldn't help but marvel.

"This kid actually discovered a new use for T-VEX?"

"What is this? Using T-VEX like Viagra? Or a super-strength version?"

"That's going way too far."

Shabi was also dumbfounded, looking at Pietro's exhausted state, and couldn't help but sigh:

"Is this the real Quicksilver? He truly lives up to his reputation."

"But judging from this... can that banshee handle it?"

"Never mind whether the banshee can handle it or not, this kid is about to ruin himself."

Azu stretched out his foot and kicked Pietro's shin.

"Hey, wake up. It's dawn."

no response.

"Pietro! Wanda's here!"

This sentence is like a spell.

Pietro, who had been rolling his eyes, suddenly shuddered.

"Wanda?! Where?!"

He suddenly opened his eyes and tried to sit up.

But his body was so exhausted that he had barely lifted his head when he slumped back onto the pillow.

"Well……"

Pietro let out a groan, his eyes gradually focusing.

He saw Ah Zu standing by the bed, with a half-smile on his face.

Then, he felt a chill on his body.

I looked down.

"ah!!!!"

A piercing scream echoed through the bedroom.

Pietro strained to raise his hand and grabbed a tattered strip of cloth, trying to cover his private parts.

shame.

Endless shame.

This intense sense of death miraculously broke through the bewitching spell Lorelei had cast on his mind.

His rationality returned instantly.

"Boss...?!"

Pietro looked at Azu with a face full of despair.

"You... what are you doing here?"

"I've come to save you." Ah Zu crossed her arms, looking at him leisurely. "What? Did I interrupt your good time?"

"No! That's not it!"

Pietro felt like dying.

Memories return.

He remembered kneeling before that woman and calling her Queen.

I remembered how I acted like a dog, trying to please her, even giving myself a T-VEX injection, just to…

"My God..."

Pietro covered his face with his hands and curled up in pain.

"Kill me...please, boss, just give me a quick death."

"Where's Wanda? Didn't she see it? Tell me she didn't see it!"

"Don't worry, she's fighting downstairs," Ah Zu reassured her. "She hasn't come up yet."

Pietro breathed a sigh of relief.

"That's good...that's good..."

He raised his head and looked at Azu with pleading eyes.

"Boss... this matter... is only known to you, right?"

"Please, this is a secret we're taking to our graves, right?"

"Don't worry, I'm very tight-lipped."

Azu nodded earnestly.

"but……"

Azu pointed to the air beside him.

"...Shabi is here too."

The air froze for three seconds.

Pietro stiffly turned his head to look at the ball of air.

"Hi, Pietro."

A sarcastic, slutty voice drifted through the air.

"I must say, your size... well, it's alright. Slightly... more spectacular than I imagined."

"But compared to the 'giant cannon' you're bragging about, it seems there's still a long way to go."

"Idiot..."

Pietro's face changed from red to white, and then from white to blue.

Finally, gritting his teeth, he turned to look at Ah Zu, his tone chilling.

"Boss."

"I think... we can kill Shabi to silence him."

"Since no one can see him anyway, it's easy to make him disappear."

"Hello!!!"

The idiot got angry and his voice cracked.

"Pietro, you heartless bastard!!"

"They betrayed me at the very beginning of the mission?! And now they want to kill me?!"

"Let's see who kills whom between us!"