American comic: I, JoJo, am going to heaven!

(Humble beginnings, begging for help, online begging for everything, begging for everything, I want anything, I want anything)

"Again? No way."

Seeing this, Jon reluctantly shoved the drunken Coulson back into the back seat.

After that, he started the car and drove to the Hammer base.

As for why he called that base the Hammer Base.

As the name suggests, it is the place where that mysterious hammer is stored.

Moreover, a bunch of researchers are wasting their time researching something completely unrelated.

After driving along a border highway, he finally arrived at his destination.

All the entrances in the distance were completely blocked by S.H.I.E.L.D.'s yellow cordon.

In the name of terrorism.

In that distant base, all sorts of equipment were densely packed together, all for the purpose of studying the hammer that fell from the sky.

Jon pursed his lips.

In his opinion, there was nothing to study about this hammer.

It's just a trial arranged by some god-king for his son; nothing will be discovered from it.

Sometimes, Jon felt that these so-called gods never cared about what earthlings thought, but that was normal.

Odin, in particular, is a stubborn, arbitrary, and powerful old man who is also nearing death.

The buffs are almost fully stacked.

What kind of sect patriarch and his supreme imperial weapon are these, nearing the end of their lives?

Jon thought, let the old man do whatever he wants.

Just don't wander around with that damned Spear of Eternity.

However, if Jon ever gets the chance to meet Odin, he will definitely say it to him in person.

"You old man, you have no idea how to teach children."

Of course, this is all predicated on Odin being able to see him alive.

Actually, it started with Hela, Thor, and then Loki.

The fact that this family has so many problem children is enough to prove how failed Odin's education was.

In Jon's fading memory, his opinion of these three second-generation gods was not very good.

among them.

Hela is a war maniac; all she cares about is fighting and nothing else. There's not much to say about her.

What about Thor?

In Jon's opinion, the crown prince's wisdom was all spent on fighting and picking up girls.

He is indeed exceptionally gifted in these two areas, but as a king? Forget it.

Loki, on the other hand

As the god of mischief... Jon Snow thought this guy was absolutely wicked, truly deserving of the title.

It's fair to say that Loki was wasting his talents by having a power struggle with Thor in Asgard.

Just as Jon was mentally ranting about how Odin's education had failed,

A shiny bald head swayed in front of the car, and Sitwell agents carrying megaphones walked toward them.

"Wow! Solar Flare!" Jon was blinded by the glare from the bald head and quickly slowed down.

"Sir! This is a military restricted area! Please state your purpose!" Sitwell shouted through a megaphone.

After saying that, he walked to Jon's car window and just looked at him.

"Hydra? Interesting."

Jon stopped the car and rolled down the window expressionlessly.

"Sir, this is..." Sitwell forced a professional, fake smile.

Jon interrupted him abruptly, casually tossing out his S.H.I.E.L.D. badge and handing it to him.

"Wait a minute!" Sitwell suddenly realized, "So you're the new advisor, Mr. Yovik? I'm a Level 6 agent, Sitwell."

"Then let them through." Jon retrieved his identification. "Agent Sitwell."

"Of course!" Sitwell immediately waved his hand and shouted, "Let them through!"

After the roadblocks were removed, he leaned closer to the car window and, feigning kindness, offered the following suggestion:

"Advisor, please be careful. The road conditions ahead are not good, and there is a strange magnetic field. It would be better to drive slowly."

Jon nodded, and Sitwell gave him a deceptive, fake smile, saying:

"Thanks for the reminder, Agent Sitwell. May your future be filled with boundless joy and success!"

"goodbye."

After Jon finished speaking, he slammed on the gas pedal, the wheels kicking up a cloud of dust as they drove away.

"Cough cough cough..." Sitwell waved away the dust.

A mocking smile immediately appeared on his face.

"Soar high? Ha, this new advisor is easy to talk to... Hmph."

On the other side, Jon, inside the car, also had a smile on his face.

He genuinely wished Agent Sitwell could soar to great heights, albeit in a different sense.

neglect!

After a bumpy ride, the vehicle finally arrived at the temporary base.

Seeing this, Jon finally breathed a sigh of relief.

This terrible road was torture for him, a novice driver.

The jolt was so bad that Jon was afraid it would wake Coulson up, and who knew that awful potion might have some side effects.

It would be fun if we threw up all over him then.

Knock, knock, knock—someone knocked on the window of the Chevrolet.

Another familiar face came into view, and Jon shook his head with amusement.

All I saw along the way were familiar faces – either Sitwell or Clint Barton.

After thinking for a moment, he slowly opened the car window.

Wearing sunglasses, Barton looked at the sinister-looking man in front of him and questioned him with displeasure:

"Frey said you should have arrived this morning, why are you so slow? What have you been doing?"

You should know that he ate sand for more than half an hour while waiting for these two old men.

"There's been a little mishap." Jon gestured to the back seat. "We've run into some trouble. Coulson was drunk, so we gave him a temporary sobering-up drug, but he's passed out again now."

As he spoke, he rolled down the car window to let Patton see the back seat.

There, Coulson was lying in the back seat, fast asleep.

"Wow," Barton raised an eyebrow, "Sleeping Beauty?"

"Wait...you just said..." Barton frowned, then realized what he meant, "You're in danger?"

"It was just a minor problem, it's been taken care of." Jon shrugged. "The main issue was that he had just been...you know, before he came, so he had a few drinks."

A minor problem? It's been resolved.

Patton glanced at the back seat with some skepticism and decided to put the matter aside for now.

There was one question he was more interested in.

"By...?" Barton frowned slightly, looking at Jon's expression. "Could it be the one I'm thinking of?"

"That's the one." Jon nodded meaningfully.

"Good heavens!" Barton exclaimed with sympathy. "Then having a drink is indeed understandable."

"Poor Coulson...but this isn't the first time his girlfriend has dumped him."

"Oh? Not the first time?" Jon's eyes lit up, and he immediately got out of the car. "Shall we talk in detail?"

As a seasoned gossip enthusiast, Jon Snow would never miss such juicy tidbits.

"Sure." Barton raised an eyebrow and extended his hand. "Let's get to know each other formally, Clint Barton."

"Jon Yowick." He grasped the other's hand. "Just call me JOJO."

"I think we'll get along," Barton laughed.

Jon Snow was much easier to get along with than he had imagined.

The sinister image he had when we first met was a stark contrast to his current appearance.

Although Patton did consider giving this devilishly handsome man a hard time when he first saw him.

However, since they've run into trouble, let's just let it go.

In retrospect, this new consultant's aloof exterior reveals a surprisingly down-to-earth nature.

"I think so too." Jon patted Barton on the shoulder.

As the two walked side by side toward the base, Jon suddenly asked:

"By the way, do you believe in gravity?"

"Gravity?" Barton shrugged. "Of course, we didn't drift into space thanks to gravity."

"I mean, the attraction between people..." Jon paused, frowning. "Wait, haven't we forgotten something?"

"Forgot what?" Barton thought for two seconds, then waved his hand. "It shouldn't be important."

"Let me tell you about this base, come on."

"That makes sense." Jon's eyes lit up. "Let's go take a look at that hammer; maybe I can lift it."

"Ha! Don't joke around." Barton laughed. "Alright, then I'll wait and see you make a fool of yourself, JOJO."

Behind them.

Coulson, inside the car, scratched his stomach and fell asleep again.