The Wizard of Hogwarts is Unscientific.

Chapter 242 No one can resist the joy of raising Pokémon.

"Of course." Andy took the newspaper.

Essentially, Andy is a rather narcissistic person. Or perhaps, Andy is also an ordinary person.

Who hasn't dreamed of becoming a big star?

Fame, wealth, status, power, and girls (deleted) – these are everyone's pursuits, and Andy is no exception.

If it weren't for having bigger dreams, Andy would have relentlessly pursued them and paid any price for them.

Of course, immortality and power are also quite vulgar.

But as tacky as they may be, we have to admit they are really tempting.

Tsk tsk, the newspapers are really hyping it up.

As Andy ate his breakfast, he read the newspaper articles boasting about himself, feeling incredibly pleased with himself.

On the first day, of course we have to brag a lot.

Use whatever sounds nice.

Things like "the greatest magical genius" or "Dumbledore's successor"... go ahead and boast, Andy can take it all.

In a few more days, doubts will emerge.

Andy is very familiar with this kind of tactic.

After reading the newspaper and feeling happy for a while, Andy quickly calmed down.

"It's not badly written."

Andy put the newspaper aside. "Hermione, thank you so much for today. Seeing this newspaper tells me I was right not to go to the Great Hall."

Hermione raised an eyebrow and said, "When I left the Great Hall, a lot of people were looking for you."

"Andy, what are you going to do?"

"We have classes today, you can't just hide here all day, can you?"

It is indeed a bit troublesome.

Andy thought for a moment, "What else can we do? We'll just have to deal with it as it comes! Once the hype dies down, everything will return to normal."

Of course, this hype won't die down so easily.

During the Charms class, Andy had to demonstrate the Patronus Charm to everyone.

With Professor Flitwick's help, Andy showed the young wizards what it meant to raise a Pokémon (Guardian Angel) and what the joy of two against one was.

Andy and the fat cat guardians, one offensive and one defensive.

With the fat cat as his guardian, Andy can freely wave his wand and launch the most ferocious attacks.

As for Professor Flitwick's counterattack... it was all blocked by the fat cat's guardian spirit.

What is a guardian spirit spell?

A true guardian spell is one that protects you like a guardian angel!

Sometimes Andy and the fat cat guardian will switch roles.

Andy is in charge of defense, while Fat Cat Guardian is in charge of offense.

Fat Cat Guardian has one advantage.

That means it can get behind the opponent and cooperate with Andy to attack the opponent from both the front and the back.

This is the most troublesome kind of coordination.

Ravenclaw takes Charms class together with Gryffindor.

As Andy and Professor Flitwick demonstrated, the young wizards below all wore expressions of envy and jealousy.

That magic is so cool!

Ron couldn't help but start imagining what form his guardian spirit would take.

Lion? Tiger? Or elephant?

Ideally, it should be a lion, as that's the symbol of Gryffindor.

Harry looked at Andy with envy.

He felt that if he learned this magic, he could easily defeat Malfoy, and even Snape could be a match for him.

After Andy and Professor Flitwick finished their demonstration, all the young wizards looked at Professor Flitwick with starlight in their eyes.

Professor, we want to learn this!

"The Patronus Charm is one of the oldest and most powerful defensive spells in the magical world, and also the most famous defensive spell."

Professor Flitwick explained, "Casting the Patronus Charm is extremely difficult. When using magic, we need to be highly focused and think about the happiest things in our minds."

The young wizards listened attentively.

The oldest and most powerful defensive magic?

They had just witnessed it; the Guardian Charm truly deserved that prefix.

Is casting the Guardian Spell extremely difficult?

Well, the young wizards are self-aware.

They might be inexperienced, but they believed they could definitely learn this magic.

There's no other reason than self-confidence.

Professor Flitwick continued, "The incantation for the Patronus Charm is 'Invoke the Gods.' In the magical world, only a very few wizards can summon a complete Patronus."

At this point, Professor Flitwick waved his wand and whispered, "Patriot!"

White mist gathered, and a pigeon flew out from it.

"The Patronus Charm is used to ward off Dementors and Groundbats."

Professor Flitwick, while controlling the Patronus, explained, "You should know that normal Patronus cannot use magic. In the entire magical world, only Collins' Patronus can use magic."

All the young wizards turned to look at Andy at the same time.

Andy stared intently at Professor Flitwick.

Professor Flitwick continued, "If you master the Patronus Charm, you can read Andy's paper published in 'The Future of Charms,' which explains in detail how to improve this spell."

Andy gave it a thumbs up!

Yes, Professor. You actually used this method to boost magazine sales.

Do you own any shares?

The young wizards were very confident; they couldn't wait to learn this magic.

"Professor, may we give it a try?" Harry asked.

"sure."

Professor Flitwick said, "In fact, the Patronus Charm should be covered in Defense Against the Dark Arts class, but I can teach it to you as well."

"Pay attention, focus your mind on the happiest thing, and then recite the incantation: 'Touch the Gods!'"

The young wizards recited the spells step by step.

"Protect the Gods!"

And then... nothing happened.

Well, Hermione successfully summoned her Patronus, which was an adorable otter.

The joy of sneaking away.

"Look, everyone! Miss Granger has successfully summoned her guardian spirit."

Professor Flitwick exclaimed happily, "Ravenclaw gets two points!"

In any case, Ravenclaw has already won big today.

Ron quickly asked, "Granger, can your Patronus also use magic?"

Hermione raised an eyebrow and said, "Not yet."

"Tch!" Ron immediately lost interest.

Not just in the spells class, but throughout the entire day, whenever anyone saw Andy, they would ask him to demonstrate the Patronus Charm.

If Andy refuses them on the grounds that "magic cannot be used in the corridors," they will drag Andy outside the castle and insist that he demonstrate it to them.

In order to let the controversy die down as quickly as possible, Andy felt that it was better to guide than to suppress, so he could only try his best to cooperate with their demands.

I have to say, the Guardian Spell is really cool.

Especially the guardian spirits that can use magic—no one can resist the joy of raising Pokémon.

A wave of learning the Guardian Charm immediately swept through the entire castle.

Walking through the castle, you can see young wizards waving their wands and shouting "Patrick!" everywhere.

This must be a serious illness.

(End of this chapter)