The Wizard of Hogwarts is Unscientific.

Chapter 1 A Family in the Magical World

"Andy, come down and eat! I don't want to say it twice!"

Hearing the shouts from downstairs, Andy Collins rubbed his eyes groggily and struggled to get out of bed.

Otter St. Catchpol, located in Devon County along the River Otter, is a small village inhabited by wizards and Muggles.

To this day, Andy has lived in this village for a full ten years.

When Andy learned that he had traveled to the magical world of Harry Potter, he was only surprised for a second before accepting the fact that he had traveled to the world.

After all, in Andy's previous life, time travel was nothing new.

It's no big deal.

"If only I had memorized the entire Harry Potter book back then!"

This wasn't the first time Andy had regretted something like this.

Although Harry Potter is a global bestseller, Andy in his previous life had only heard of it but never read it.

After all, this is a foreign novel.

As for the Harry Potter film series…

Okay, Andy has only seen the first movie.

When Andy saw that the villain Quirrell could ignite a fire with a snap of his fingers, but chose to strangle Harry Potter with his bare hands, he felt that his intelligence had been greatly insulted.

Was the director kicked in the head by a donkey, or did Quirrell's head get caught in a door?

Andy still hasn't figured this out.

Is it really the brain of a giant?

And Quirrell actually thought that Harry Potter would die from falling off his flying broom. What was he thinking?

Did Voldemort really eat his brains?

Moreover, the movie's absurd plot doesn't stop there.

"Why!"

Andy sighed.

It's too late to say anything now.

Deng Deng Deng!

Andy jogged downstairs, stopping as he passed a mirror.

His fluffy brown curly hair was slightly messy, and his sapphire blue eyes still held a hint of sleepiness. He rubbed his face, thinking, "Hmm, another day full of handsomeness."

"So lazy!" Isabel Collins, who was already sitting in her chair waiting for her meal, stuck her tongue out at Andy.

boom!

Andy tapped the little girl on the head, yawned, and sat down opposite Isabel, saying lazily, "All you do is eat all day long. When you're as fat as a ball, I'll be able to push you to Hogwarts."

"You're the one who's as fat as a ball!"

The little girl glared at Andy, then turned to Helen Collins and complained, "Mommy, Andy bullied me again."

"Then you should kill him!"

Helen said irritably, waved her wand, and the prepared food flew into the air, automatically plated, and landed steadily on the dining table.

"Dad, is there any news today?" Andy asked Kyle Collins.

Kyle put the Daily Prophet aside and said excitedly, "The newspaper says that the boy who survived the ordeal—Harry Potter—is starting school this year, in the same year as you."

Ok!

When Andy was one year old, he returned to England with his family and lived there for ten years. Andy fully understood how famous Harry Potter was.

In the words of my past life, that is to leave a mark on history.

And all of this was because of one man—Voldemort!

In Andy's past life, many Harry Potter fans said that Voldemort was no match for the first Dark Lord, Gellert Grindelwald.

Voldemort was, at best, a terrorist.

However, it is precisely because Voldemort was a terrorist that the fear he brought to the wizarding world surpassed that of Grindelwald.

Just as people fear Voldemort but not Dumbledore, who is stronger than him.

"Great, I'll wait..."

Isabel silently counted on her fingers: one, two, three…

Then, somewhat disgruntled, he said, "I still have to wait six years before I can go to school. By then, Harry Potter will almost have graduated."

"Andy, could you get me a Harry Potter autograph?" Isabel asked Andy with bright eyes.

You want me to ask an eleven-year-old for an autograph?

Don't I have any shame?

"Only the autograph you want has meaning!"

Andy said irritably, "By the time you start school, Harry Potter will be in seventh grade..."

At this point, Andy suddenly realized something.

Entering school in the same year as Harry Potter was terrible, given his seven years of hardship. But if Harry Potter had entered school in his seventh year, he probably would have been facing Voldemort right from the start.

Can Isabel, a first-grader, defeat Voldemort's henchmen?

I heard that the final battle will take place at Hogwarts.

That poor little girl.

Andy scratched his head, not taking it to heart.

As survivors of the last Wizarding War, Helen and Kyle have their own way of surviving.

At the height of Voldemort's power, Andy was lying in his crib and witnessed everything.

At the time, the family was not in Devon, but in a house in France.

According to Kyle, his task was to persuade the French Ministry of Magic to send Aurors to support the British wizarding community in their war effort.

At that time, Kyle had just graduated and was not yet an employee of the British Ministry of Magic. However, after he made contact with a distant relative who held a high position in the French Ministry of Magic, he became an employee of the International Magical Cooperation Division of the British Ministry of Magic.

He stayed there until the end of the war.

And he has been doing this job for more than a decade now.

My current boss is Barty Crouch.

If Voldemort were to return, Andy would likely be left at Hogwarts—after all, Dumbledore is there—but Kyle and Helen would definitely take Isabel to France.

Well… after all, France also has a magic school, which is a perfect reason.

After the family finished breakfast, Kyle went to work at the Ministry of Magic via the fireplace. Helen waved her wand, and the messy dining table automatically tidied itself up, with a rag wiping it back and forth, and the plates cleaning themselves in the sink.

"Amazing!" Andy thought to himself.

No matter how many times he read it, Andy was always captivated by the magic of the Harry Potter world.

From the perspective of power or destructiveness alone, the magic in the Harry Potter world is actually not that powerful.

However, from a magical and comprehensive perspective, the level of magic in this world is quite advanced.

Andy has read most of the magic books at home over the past few years. With his parents' explanations, Andy has gained a general understanding of magic in this world.

However, the magical power of wizards under the age of eleven is not yet stable, and casting spells too early is harmful to their bodies, so Andy has not yet learned a single spell.

"Andy, you help your sister learn to read. I need to brew a potion and can't be disturbed."

Isabel made a face, and Helen glared at her and said, "If you don't study hard, I'll only give you one meal a day from now on."

"Okay!" Isabelle replied listlessly.

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