Douluo Dragon King: Martial Soul Spring and Autumn Cicada, Lord of Time

Chapter 67 Snatching Food: Bo Gang and Xu Lizhi! (Seeking First Subscription)

Look closely.

What came into view was a short, round ball dressed in a shit-green color, with a face full of fat and an extremely fat and greasy body.

This design is strikingly similar to Pogan, one of the eight great demons. It's barely recognizable as human, which is extremely unsettling.

It was short in stature, but unusually bloated, with layers of fat stacked up to form three or four chins, piled up at the neck, squeezing out circles of wrinkles.

And that fat, big-eared head was almost unrecognizable as human, not much different from the pig heads sold in the market.

Her already small eyes were squeezed into thin slits by the fat on her face, her pupils sunken deep in layers of flesh, cloudy, dull, and devoid of any spirit.

Thick lips, difficult to close completely, with glistening saliva hanging from the corners, containing traces of food residue.

As for the skin on her body, it was stretched thin and translucent by all the fat on her body, almost as if it was about to crack.

The skin was covered with a layer of old oil stains, mixed with sweat, and emitted a nauseating smell.

"I never expected to run into that pig Xu Lizhi. What bad luck..."

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Looking at the creature in front of him that could barely be identified as human, Zhao Tao frowned and immediately recognized its identity.

After all, its filthy green outfit, though ugly, was very eye-catching; it was none other than the uniform of Shrek Academy.

This lump of flesh is none other than Xu Lizhi, one of the Shrek Seven Devils in the original storyline, and can be described as the most despicable and disgusting character!

Not only is her appearance unappealing, but she also morally blackmails Ye Xinglan with ulterior motives. She is also a loyal vassal of the Tang God King, a stubborn and incorrigible Tang slave.

Beside Zhao Tao, Gu Yue didn't speak, but her slightly furrowed brows revealed her disgust.

Even the wonderful mood I had during my afternoon date with Zhao Tao vanished instantly!

After all, no normal person would be in a good mood upon seeing something like this, and Gu Yue, the Silver Dragon King, was no exception.

After all, although she had seen many ugly soul beasts, Xu Lizhi before her was comparable to the ugliest and most disgusting creature she had ever seen.

"Ugh, that's disgusting!"

Looking at Xu Lizhi in front of her, Xu Xiaoyan felt nauseous on the spot. She spat out the barbecue she was eating and instantly lost her appetite.

"Hey, you! How can you be so unreasonable! This is our barbecue, what right do you have to steal it?"

As for Tang Wulin, his eyes widened, his pupils flashing with anger as he stared fiercely at Xu Lizhi in the distance, his eyes filled with rage!

In Tang Wulin's eyes, food was the most precious thing, and this lump of flesh in front of him actually dared to steal his food. This was intolerable.

Not to mention, Xu Lizhi's current actions can no longer be simply described as "robbery"!

After all, just the moment his hand touched his barbecue, Tang Wulin felt that his barbecue had been contaminated!

"Damn it, where did this fat pig come from? Get your pig trotters off my barbecue!"

As for Xie Xie, who was closest to Xu Lizhi, he was so disgusted by the sour smell of Xu Lizhi, which was a mixture of sweat and stale grease, that made his stomach churn!

Looking at Xu Lizhi in front of him, Xie Xie's eyes were filled with extreme disgust and anger, as if he were seeing the dirtiest maggot in the world!

The next moment, Xie Xie slammed his hand on the table and stood up abruptly. With a flick of his wrist, a cold barbecue skewer shot out like a venomous snake's tongue.

With a sharp whooshing sound, it pierced straight towards Xu Lizhi's greasy and fat wrist, which resembled a pig's trotter!

Faced with Xie Xie's attack, Xu Lizhi, who was in a hurry to grab food, was caught off guard and his wrist was caught by Xie Xie!

In an instant, a sharp iron skewer pierced Xu Lizhi's greasy skin, and milky white blood, mixed with oil, flowed out continuously!

"what!"

Instantly, Xu Lizhi felt a sharp pain and abruptly withdrew his hand. His obese body trembled violently with anger, and his fat rippled like waves!

At that moment, his cloudy little eyes were instantly filled with rage, and the fat on his face squeezed out a ferocious and twisted expression!

"You bastards, you bunch of lowly bumpkins from Tianhai City, you're not even worthy to lick my shoe soles!"

"Do you know who I am? Open your dog eyes and look! I am Xu Lizhi, an inner disciple of Shrek Academy!"

"I'm just hungry, and I want you to share some food with me. You lowly creatures should be grateful and offer it to me with both hands!"

"I never expected that you... you lowly commoners would dare to lay a hand on me! You, you are truly audacious!"

"One of Shrek Academy's mottos is 'Those who dare not cause trouble are mediocre.' Your attack on me is a death sentence!"

"However, I, Lord Xu Lizhi, am a man of great virtue. If you know what's good for you, kneel down immediately, kowtow to me a few times, and then serve this table of delicious food."

"If that's the case, I might be in a better mood and spare your lives; otherwise..."

"You're all going to regret this today!"

Looking at the group of Class Zero students in front of him, Xu Lizhi roared, his voice becoming even sharper and more piercing with anger, spittle flying from his mouth and drool, which was disgusting!

In an instant!

The anger in the hearts of every student in Class Zero was ignited by Xu Lizhi's vicious and arrogant words!

"Hahaha, Xu Lizhi, right? What you just said is the funniest joke I've ever heard in my life!"

"You, a walking, stinking lump of rotten flesh, dare to call yourself a student of Shrek Academy?"

"A pig like you, forget about Shrek Academy. You look more like a fat pig that escaped from a pig farm!"

"Oh, sorry, I shouldn't have called you a fat pig."

"After all, pigs are man's best friend; every part of them is valuable, while you're nothing but garbage. Calling you a fat pig is an insult to pigs!"

"You, Xu Lizhi, you're nothing but a parasite that eats rice at exorbitant prices, a source of air pollution, and a piece of trash who'd rather die than take up space!"

Looking at Xu Lizhi in front of him, Zhao Tao slowly stood up, his eyes filled with coldness, his voice filled with disdain, mockery and contempt, and he fired without mercy!

"You...you're asking for it! How dare you speak to me like that? I'll tear your mouth apart! I'll chop you into pieces and feed you to the dogs!"

Hearing Zhao Tao's words, each one piercing and merciless, Xu Lizhi's fragile self-esteem shattered instantly, and he was completely enraged!

His eyes turned bloodshot, and he let out a beast-like roar. His obese body suddenly unleashed an abnormal speed.

Like a mad boar, it charged at Zhao Tao!

Upon reaching Zhao Tao, Xu Lizhi suddenly gathered his strength and activated the "Mysterious Jade Hand." His palm instantly became as hard as jade, carrying a nauseating, fishy wind, and slammed it hard into Zhao Tao's face!

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