Elder brother's garrison

These elders are all doing this for my own good.

I can only comply with this.

Ugh.

How do you change your sleep schedule...?

So, what I'm trying to say is that it's very late today, so I won't be updating anymore.

Coo coo coo (making a self-deprecating sound)

Chapter 2073 Mom!

When Little White returned home, the scene at Bismarck's house was extremely tragic.

The sounds of video games still echoed in the living room, but the usual cheers of the Deep Sea Deans were nowhere to be heard. The Deep Sea Deans lay scattered on the living room floor, their clothes disheveled, their faces flushed, and their consciousness blurred. Apart from the Deep Sea Deans' incoherent murmurs, the only other thing in the air was the strong, mellow smell of alcohol.

In the entire living room, only President Er Gou remained sober. She sat alone on the sofa with her legs crossed, pouring herself a drink and looking around at the silent Deep Sea Deans with satisfaction, like a survivor in a battle royale game enjoying the afterglow of victory.

The sight left Xiaobai, who had just entered, speechless with astonishment.

what's the situation?

What happened last night?

"Hey, Xiaobai, you're back?" President Er Gou noticed Xiaobai at the door. She held up a wine glass and waved it at Xiaobai with a cheerful expression. "Good morning."

"President... what's going on here..." Xiaobai walked into the bedroom, staring blankly at the Deep Sea Deans lying on the ground, her voice stammering.

"Oh, last night was such a sweet night," said President Er Gou, cupping his face in his hands with a delighted expression.

"Sweet, sweet??" Xiaobai was confused. "President, you wouldn't be... "

"During the second chapter, because Helena was watching the whole time, it was hard for us to drink so heartily. When I came here yesterday, I saw several cases of beer in the kitchen, so I couldn't resist playing drinking games with them a few times and chugging some down," said President Er Gou with satisfaction. "It was so much fun!"

"...Oh." Xiaobai was relieved. "So it was just drinking..."

"Xiaobai, did you have that much beer in your kitchen?" President Ergou asked Xiaobai.

"Uh... I'm not sure either... Maybe it's for entertaining other ship girls who come to our house to play... like Washington and Nelson." Xiaobai explained to President Ergou, then pouted and added, "Also, President, you can drink it yourself, but don't feed Yamato and the others any alcohol."

"They came up to us themselves and asked for drinks..." President Er Gou turned his head away somewhat guiltily, "You see, I'm indebted to them, so I can't just drink your wine and not share a sip with your family, can I?"

"Two bites?"

"...Ahem, when an adult says two bites, they mean two bites."

“…Sigh.” Xiaobai sighed, “Next time, don’t just give Yamato and the others drinks so easily… What if I urgently need Yamato and the others’ help in Chapter 8, and when I come over I find you all drunk and lying on the ground, that would be troublesome.”

"Alright! I'm the one who can make amends! From now on, you can rest assured that they'll be doing their jobs with me!" President Er Gou raised his glass and grinned at Xiao Bai.

"I didn't know... that you, the president, could hold your liquor so well," Xiaobai murmured, then started searching the ground earnestly.

"Xiaobai, who are you looking for?" Guild Master Ergou asked Xiaobai.

"Super Yamato."

"She doesn't seem to be on the ground. Maybe you could try looking for her in the restroom?" President Er Gou held his empty wine glass, thought for a moment, and said to Xiao Bai, "Hmm... it seems she hasn't come out for a night."

"Huh? All night?" Upon hearing this, Xiaobai quickly left the living room and headed towards the bathroom in the hallway.

When we arrived at the toilet, the door was tightly closed, and a sign indicating that it was in use was hanging on the door.

Xiao Bai gently knocked on the door, but there was no answer from inside. Xiao Bai leaned closer to the door and listened, and heard a series of even, subtle breathing sounds behind the door.

"Super Yamato, are you in there?" Shiro called out.

"..." The toilet door remained quiet.

"Super Yamato?" Xiaobai added.

"..." The toilet door remained quiet.

Xiao Bai scratched his head.

When Xiaobai was looking in the living room, she couldn't find Chaodahe. According to Ergou, since Chaodahe wasn't in the living room, she was most likely in the bathroom. As for the reason why she stayed in the bathroom all night... although Ergou didn't say, Xiaobai guessed it might be related to her drinking too much and going to the bathroom to vomit.

What should we do now...?

The toilet door was locked from the inside, and I didn't have a spare key, so I couldn't open it.

We can't just wait for the giant robot to wake up on its own inside...

It's almost dawn, and if I don't go back to the ruined city and show my face soon, it'll be too late...

Xiao Bai looked at the tightly closed toilet door and suddenly felt a little worried.

Just as Xiaobai was standing at the door, worrying all by herself.

suddenly.

A click came from behind the toilet door, followed by a whoosh as the door swung open.

"Ah! Chao Da and you are awake! I was looking for you..." Xiao Bai's eyes lit up, and she called out excitedly to the toilet door.

But when Xiaobai looked behind the open toilet door, she was stunned.

Because the figure emerging from the toilet was not Kouya.

"Wow----!")

A drunken shout rang out, and Bai Ying, her face flushed, pushed open the door with her mouth wide open. Laughing, she slammed into Xiao Bai's arms with a thud, and then, using the momentum, threw Xiao Bai against the wall.

"Huh?? Bai Ying??" Xiao Bai looked at Bai Ying in her arms in surprise. "Weren't you at home in Lexington?"

"Hehehe..." Bai Ying hugged Xiao Bai tightly around the waist, raised her flushed face, grinned at Xiao Bai, then jumped up like pulling a radish, and called out to Xiao Bai in a childish voice, "It's Mommy!!"

"??" Xiao Bai was startled by Bai Ying's voice.

"Mommy!" Bai Ying called out with a smile, then rubbed against Xiao Bai's chest several times, "Mommy! Mommy!"

"Miss Bai... Miss Bai Ying?? What do you mean, Mom... Wait, I'm not your mom..." Xiao Bai looked at Bai Ying with a blank expression, his mind a complete mess.

"Mommy! It's Mommy!" However, Bai Ying seemed to completely ignore Xiao Bai's words. She still called out to Xiao Bai with a smile on her face, sticking to him like a leech and refusing to let go. "I love Mommy the most!"

A strong smell of alcohol mixed with the smell of milk powder wafted from Bai Ying's body into Xiao Bai's nose.

"Hmm... Bai Ying, did you... drink too?" Xiao Bai covered her nose and asked Bai Ying, who was on top of her.

"Yes—hahahaha!" Bai Ying raised her head and smiled at Xiao Bai in agreement, her expression as innocent as an anime loli who perfectly matched her physical age.

"Hmm... since Bai Ying is here, then where are Chao Da and her..." Xiao Bai murmured in confusion. Just then, a series of footsteps came from the stairwell upstairs. Xiao Bai turned her gaze and found that the people coming down from upstairs were Chao Da and himself.

"Admiral?" Chao Yahe looked at Xiaobai and Bai Ying embracing each other with a clear mind, then quickly walked down and bowed respectfully to the two of them, "Good morning!"

"Good morning—um, Chaoda and you've been upstairs the whole time?" Xiaobai stared blankly at Chaoda and you.

"Mm." Chao Dahe nodded, then explained, "After I came back yesterday, I went upstairs to sleep in my room."

"You haven't been drinking?"

"...Because the Admiral needs me the next day...so I declined." Chao Yamato covered her mouth, her gaze shifting shyly between the floor and Xiaobai, and asked softly, "Admiral...did I disturb you just now...?"

Xiao Bai followed Chao Da's shy gaze and glanced at Bai Ying, who was lying on top of him with a flushed face.

Oh.

This scene seems to be somewhat misleading.

"Ah...no, no, you misunderstood..." Xiaobai awkwardly leaned against the wall to get up, then said to Chaoda, "Actually, Bai Ying just drank too much..."

At this point, Xiaobai gently patted Bai Ying's shoulder.

"Miss Bai Ying, please come down quickly."

"I won't leave Mommy!"

Upon hearing Xiaobai's words, Bai Ying immediately hugged Xiaobai even tighter, pressing her face against Xiaobai's chest. Bai Ying was also a ship girl, and although she was currently drunk, she still possessed the power inherent in ship girls. She clung tightly to Xiaobai, and Xiaobai couldn't shake her off for the time being.

"...Mom?" Chao Da looked at Xiao Bai with a puzzled expression, as if asking Xiao Bai about the relationship between Xiao Bai and Bai Ying.

All Xiao Bai could do was give Chao Da a wry smile, then gently pat Bai Ying's head and explain to Chao Da, "I'm not even twenty yet, how could I have a daughter... Miss Bai Ying is just drunk, isn't she..."

"Is this what happens when you're drunk?"

"It's just drunken antics... you can't generalize about everyone's constitution." Xiao Bai sighed, then whispered to Bai Ying in her arms, "Um... Bai Ying, I have something very important to do later... please let go of me for now..."

"I don't want to hear it! I want my mom!"

Bai Ying shook her head like a rattle-drum, her breath reeking of alcohol.

When Bai Ying wasn't drunk, she was terrified of Xiao Bai every day and wished she could avoid Xiao Bai altogether. But after getting drunk, it seemed that all the awe she felt for Xiao Bai was proportionally transformed into affection for her mother. The more afraid she was of Xiao Bai before, the more clingy she became when she was drunk.

"He was perfectly normal before drinking, but after drinking, he suddenly became a completely different person... Whose traits did he inherit from?"

Seeing that Bai Ying had no intention of letting go anytime soon, Xiao Bai could only sigh helplessly and stand up while still holding Bai Ying.

Bai Ying is about the same height as Xiao Bai, but she is much lighter than Xiao Bai, so even without the strength of the ship's equipment, it is easy to pick her up.

That's probably what it means to be as light as a feather.

Chapter 2074 Do Me a Favor

Once Xiaobai tries to take Baiying off him, Baiying will act coquettishly again, calling him "Mama" in a childish voice, leaving Xiaobai at a loss. Fortunately, as long as Baiying is still attached to Xiaobai, she will not cry. Xiaobai can only carry Baiying back to the living room.

in the living room.

President Er Gou sat cross-legged on the sofa, tilting his head back and chugging beer straight from the bottle. When he saw Xiao Bai and the other two walk in, President Er Gou let out a hearty laugh, put down the empty beer bottle, and waved to them.

"Hey Xiaobai, you're back so soon...wait, what's that pendant you're wearing?"

“This is Miss Bai Ying…” Xiao Bai patted Bai Ying’s back, carefully stepped over the Deep Sea Deans on the ground, and came to President Er Gou. “I found her in the bathroom just now, and as soon as I found her, she just hung on me like this and wouldn’t get down.”

"Holy crap, is that even possible?" President Er Gou exclaimed in surprise.

"It might be a unique way of getting drunk..." Xiaobai sighed. "Last night, President Sister, you didn't also feed Bai Ying alcohol, did you?"

"This... um..." Guild Master Er Gou squinted, shook his head, and thought for a while. "When I came here last night, I think I saw her, but she didn't drink much. I remember she just picked up the glass we used and took a couple of sips, and then she disappeared... Hmm? Could she have been drunk since then?"

President Er Gou looked at the accessory on Xiao Bai with an expression that seemed to say, "There are actually lolis with such a high alcohol tolerance in the world."

Will she be able to get down by herself?

"I just tried, but she doesn't seem to want to get down," Xiaobai sighed. "And Miss Bai Ying's mind is all rather strange after she gets drunk."

"What's so strange about it?" Guild Master Er Gou asked Xiao Bai curiously.

"Mommy!" Bai Ying, clinging to Xiao Bai, called out in a clear voice.

"Alright, I understand." President Er Gou shrugged and held out her hand. "No need to explain. I've gradually come to understand everything, and I'm so embarrassed that I'm about to dig a two-bedroom apartment out of the ground with my toes."

"What do we do now? I still need to go to Chapter 8 with Super Yamato later..."

"Shall we take it with us?"

"The environment there is inconvenient."

"Oh...right." Guild Master Er Gou stroked his chin, thoughtfully examining Bai Ying on Xiao Bai's body. After a moment's thought, "Ah...how about I help you carry it for a while?"

"What to bring?"

“Taking care of a child, huh?” President Er Gou pointed to the pendant on Xiao Bai’s body. “Simply put, Bai Ying turned into a little baby after getting drunk and is clinging to you, right? If you’re in a hurry, well, I don’t have anything to do right now anyway. If you really want someone to cling to, why don’t you let her cling to me? That will give you a break.”

"President Sister, you... take care of a child?" Xiaobai looked at Xiaobai suspiciously.

"Hmph, don't let my appearance fool you, I'm actually quite good at taking care of kids." President Er Gou stretched out his hands to Xiao Bai and said, "When Mu Yu was still a baby, my older sister was busy with work during the day after her postpartum period, so I helped her take care of him. Look how healthy he is now."

Done.

President Er Gou waved his outstretched arm, signaling Xiao Bai to put Bai Ying over there.

"..." Xiaobai silently looked at President Ergou, her gaze shifting to the large pile of empty beer bottles next to him. She subconsciously sniffed the surrounding smell of alcohol, hesitated for a moment, and finally nodded helplessly, "Alright then... Anyway, Miss Baiying isn't really a child in the true sense. It would be best if you could help take care of her now, President Sister."

"Sigh, I'm an old housekeeper now."

"President Sister, you should take Miss Bai Ying off first... There's a major problem right now, Bai Ying refuses to get off me... Huh?" Xiao Bai was speaking to President Er Gou when she suddenly widened her eyes halfway through her sentence.

Then, President Er Gou reached his hands under Bai Ying's buttocks and armpits, and gently lifted her up. Bai Ying, who had been clinging tightly to Xiao Bai, obediently let go and was then pulled into President Er Gou's arms.

So simple?

Xiao Bai was a little confused.

"Mommy..." After getting down from Xiaobai's arms, Bai Ying was still a little reluctant to part with Xiaobai, and reached out her little hand to hook the air in front of Xiaobai.

"Your mom has to go to work to earn money to buy you milk powder. Do you still want to drink milk powder?" President Er Gou patted Bai Ying's bottom as he spoke, gently bouncing her up and down. Bai Ying withdrew her hand and snuggled into President Er Gou's arms.

"Hmm..." Bai Ying let out a series of weak hums and then became quiet.