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Ximen Qing snorted coldly.

"How dare you lie to me!"

When Aunt Xue and Granny Wang asked,

Only then did I realize that the saying, "Mrs. Zhao is not only plain-looking, but also a consumptive!"

It was Yun Ge who said it.

Sister Xue had just earned a sum of money thanks to Yun Ge.

Not wanting to see him offend Ximen Qing, he said,

"That Yun-ge, he's just a kid who hasn't even grown a full beard yet, how would he know the benefits of women!"

"In his eyes, even a mud monkey that urinates and mixes mud is probably more interesting than a woman!"

"Don't worry, Sister-in-law Xue, I won't hold a grudge against a child,"

Ximen Qing replied casually, but then a troubled look appeared on his face.

Seeing this, Granny Wang immediately laughed.

"I told you earlier that you couldn't handle that woman, but you didn't believe me. Now you know how difficult it is, right?"

"Master Ximen, although that lady is beautiful, that Master Zhao is no pushover. He's a ruthless man who could kill a tiger with a single punch!"

Aunt Xue also advised, "If you anger him, how can you save your life?"

"In my opinion, it's best not to cause trouble! Didn't I introduce you to the daughter of Commander Wu, named Yue Niang? She's a girl from a good family, perfect for you to be your second wife!"

“Sister-in-law Xue is right,”

Ximen Qing responded, but his face remained sullen.

After chatting with Granny Wang for a few more minutes, Sister Xue took her leave.

After only two people remained in the teahouse,

Granny Wang waved her hand in front of Ximen Qing's eyes.

"What? Still thinking about that Zhao family lady?"

"To be honest, godmother, I really want to see for myself which beauty can rival that of a celestial being!"

Ximen Qing approached Wang Po and pleaded in a pitiful voice,

"Why don't you give your son some advice, godmother?"

"That's the wife of the tiger-slaying hero. How could I possibly have any ideas about such a matter?"

Granny Wang curled her lip.

But his gaze fell on the small satchel at Ximen Qing's waist.

Ximen Da Guanren immediately understood what she meant.

He hurriedly reached out and took the satchel, stuffing it into Wang Po's arms.

“Godmother, this money was originally intended to be given to Zhao Dalang to make friends with him, but that fellow is ungrateful. Now it’s all given to you as a token of my respect!”

Granny Wang reached out and weighed the silver in her arms.

He immediately said with a beaming smile,

"What are you saying, sir? Since you call me godmother, how could I not grant your wish!"

"Has Godmother already made up her mind?"

Ximen Qing asked hurriedly.

"Didn't Granny Xue just say that the Zhao family's wife is ill?"

Wang Po said boastfully,

"I disguised myself as a sorceress and went to find her. When I got there, I told her that the woman's illness was caused by an evil spirit, and that I needed to perform a ritual to keep her safe."

"The lady of the Zhao family is as beautiful as a fairy, and Zhao Dalang must be utterly smitten with her. How could he not be anxious after hearing what I have to say!"

"Then I devised a plan to lure that Lady Zhao to the teahouse and have her stay for two days. To that Mr. Zhao, I told him that I was exorcising evil spirits for his wife!"

"And while you have these two days, you can force yourself to have sex with that Lady Zhao!"

"After such a shameful incident, Madam Zhao will surely be too ashamed to tell Zhao Dalang about it!"

"We can avoid offending Zhao Dalang and still get your wish fulfilled. Isn't that the best of both worlds?"

Wang Po's words

Upon hearing this, Ximen Qing suddenly understood and repeatedly praised him.

"My godmother always has the best ideas!"

But Granny Wang said smugly,

"This method can only allow you to be Zhao Niangzi's husband for one night. If you want it to last, it will depend on your own abilities!"

"What does Godmother mean by this?" Ximen Qing asked, puzzled.

"With your status as a man of great wealth and beauty, as long as you are willing to lower yourself and be shameless, what woman can't you win over?"

Wang Po explained, "As long as you can make Zhao Niangzi truly love and cherish you, she will naturally be begging to be your husband for life."

"When you two are in the throes of passion, what difficulty could it be for you to get something from your pharmacy and have your wife add it to Zhao Dalang's tea?"

Although Granny Wang did not explicitly say what she wanted to add to the tea,

But Ximen Qing was such a clever man.

Naturally, he immediately understood what she meant.

Thinking of how Zhao Dalang had humiliated him at the inn today,

If Wang Po's plan can be implemented...

Then not only would he get Zhao Dalang's wife, who was as beautiful as a fairy, but he would also be able to marry her.

And I can finally avenge the humiliation I suffered today!

Thinking of this,

Ximen Qing clenched his fists excitedly...

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"Pan" refers to the appearance of Pan An, the most handsome man in ancient times.

The word "donkey" refers to a type of commodity that is as large as a donkey's whip.

"Deng" is as rich as Deng Tong.

"Xiao" means obedient, which means that to please a woman, one must at least have a good temper.

"Leisure" means having free time. To pick up girls, you need not only money, but also time.

Dear readers who possess all the qualities of "handsome men, rich women, and leisurely men," please give this book some flowers and review votes! The book's performance is terrible!

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Chapter 46 A Daughter's Thoughts (Seeking flowers and ratings)

The next day,

Zhao Yuan and Lu Zhishen got up early.

In the courtyard of the inn, he wielded a whistle stick, stretching his muscles and bones.

Inside the guest room,

Li Shishi and Chunmei also woke up.

Taking advantage of the fact that there are no outsiders in the courtyard now,

Li Shishi then asked Chunmei to open the window.

The two girls sat together by the window.

While sipping hot tea, they watched Zhao Yuan and the others practice their martial arts.

Along the way,

Li Shishi had long been accustomed to Zhao Yuan and Lu Zhishen wielding spears and sticks.

But this was the first time Chunmei had ever seen her.

A pair of eyes swept over the two people outside.

In the end, it all stopped with Zhao Yuan.

no way,

Who made Lu Zhishen look so fierce?

For Chunmei, a young woman of sixteen or seventeen,

Clearly, a handsome young man like Zhao Yuan is more attractive.

It's just a pity that his face is a bit dark...

Chunmei looked at Zhao Yuan and thought to herself.

Li Shishi, standing to the side, noticed Chunmei staring blankly at Zhao Yuan.

A sudden pang of sadness welled up inside me.

"What is my little sister thinking about?"

"Sister, I was just thinking that if I had the skills of an official, perhaps I wouldn't have ended up in this place."

Chunmei said in a low voice.

"What, am I bad to my sister? Or is my husband bad to you?"

Li Shishi asked deliberately.

"Sister, that's not what I meant!"

Chunmei hurriedly waved her hand.

"You and your husband have both been very good to me, I just..."

"Are you homesick?" Li Shishi asked softly.

"Um,"

Chunmei nodded, her eyes red.

"But it's no use thinking about it. This year, the Yellow River flooded, and my house was submerged. My uncle rescued me from the flood, but he himself was swept away."

"Now, Chunmei has no relatives left in this world."

Seeing the girl lower her head as if about to weep,

Li Shishi quickly pulled her into her arms and comforted her softly.

After Zhao Yuan and Lu Zhishen finished their spear and staff competition,

The Flower Monk returned to his room alone.

Zhao Yuan then went to Li Shishi's place.

Chunmei hurriedly went to fetch water for him to wash up.

As soon as she left,

Li Shishi then smiled and said to Zhao Yuan.

"This Chunmei girl is really quick-witted."

"What's wrong?" Zhao Yuan asked curiously.

Li Shishi briefly recounted what had just happened.

"Shishi, are you saying she said that on purpose to gain sympathy?"

Zhao Yuan frowned.

"If you think there's something wrong with her, just kick her out."