I'm almost a Muggle

"After you finish your own affairs, help me recruit people for these four positions, two front desks, one finance, one driver, and one bartender. You can print your resume later. I will recruit the company's people."

The account number will be sent to you..."

Lin Dong opened the soaked noodles and started eating them with a slurp.

There are delicious food everywhere downstairs, including prawn spring rolls, rib-eye steak, ultimate braised chicken feet, rice-flavored hooves...

When Liu Mingyi talks about delicious food, he always talks about this area.

But he...has no money!

I don’t know if the little girl in front of me would mind treating her boss to a meal.

"Mr. Lin, do you have any requirements for recruiting people?" the HR manager who just took office asked cautiously.

"There are no requirements. Just remember that we are a very young company and the future is full of possibilities. Don't hire people with more than one year of work experience, and don't hire people with high academic qualifications."

Logically speaking, it is difficult for people like front desk drivers and bartenders to influence the overall situation of the company.

But what if?

Don’t the sweeping monks also have no official establishment?

"Is it okay for people like me who haven't graduated yet?" Chen Xiaoman asked.

"Hey, you haven't graduated yet, so are you an adult?" Lin Dong was surprised. He didn't seem to look carefully just now.

"I'm a senior in college and I'm starting to look for a job."

I really want to cry. How should I evaluate a company like this? What standards does the boss use to recruit people?

"It's good to be a senior. I'm a junior. If you don't mind, you can start working today."

After Lin Dong drank the last mouthful of soup, he felt that he finally had something in his stomach.

"Mr. Lin, I'm afraid I can't do it well."

"I'm optimistic about you." Lin Dong held the instant noodle box and walked away.

If you really can do it well, it will be my turn to be scared, okay?

Lin Dong may not know that in the eyes of the first employee he hired, he was already equated with mental illness.

Chen Xiaoman received nearly four thousand resumes in a daze.

While searching on Qiandu, "How to recruit talents without being cheated and how to recruit a new employee" and so on.

At the same time, I followed the boss's instructions and removed those with a bachelor's degree or above, and then removed those with more than one year of work experience.

This will make it much easier.

The front desk hired two very beautiful ladies.

Not only are they beautiful, but they are also twins.

One is named Qin Baoer and the other is named Qin Beier.

If a person who came from the northern server thinks she is beautiful, then she is too beautiful to be true.

There are really too few people applying for driver jobs.

Chen Xiaoman selected Tian Dazhuang, a soldier who had driven in the army, from among the few resumes he had.

Bartender Wang Shuo only has a high school education.

What makes him stand out is not the wine he mixes.

Just because he looks better.

Then there's finance.

Chen Xiaoman was selfish when recruiting for this position.

She sent a message to her cousin Shi Shanshan, who has been working for three years and has a master's degree and a professional diploma.

"Cousin, are you still planning to change jobs now?"

"I work in a Fortune 500 company, why should I change jobs?"

"Didn't you say you hate the intrigue in your office? Do you want to come to our company?"

"Hey, you found a job, which one?"

"K...Crest Culture Media, well, that's the name."

"I've never heard of it. It's pretty cool. You shouldn't just find a company at random, but your professionalism is indeed quite troublesome."

"I am now a human resources manager, helping my boss recruit people."

"Uh, how is the treatment?"

"Standard five days and eight hours, no overtime, monthly salary of 35,000, sixteen salary and year-end bonus, how about that?"

"Pfft, girl, you must be attracted by the rich second generation."

"It shouldn't be so. I think his eyes are more focused on the instant noodles than on me."

"Is your company really hiring for finance? What's the salary?"

"We are looking for a financial manager. The salary is higher than mine. The monthly salary is fifty-five thousand, which is also sixteen salary plus year-end bonus. But cousin, you don't quite meet the conditions."

"It's so good, I'm only 18,000 now! What conditions do you need? I already have a CPA, why am I still asking for a CISA?"

"Cousin, if you come to work in the company, you have to pretend to have graduated from a bachelor's degree. You can't say that you have three years of work experience in a Fortune 500 company..."

"Girl, are you kidding me?"

"My boss has some mental problems, you know..."

"It seems the problem is quite serious."

"Cousin, if you are really willing to pretend, I can make the decision right now and put you on my boss's desk."

"Pretend, you have to pretend, I'm willing to risk it all."

A few days later, the HR girl screened the resumes, then went through a round of interviews, and finally handed over the resume and interview analysis to Lin Dong.

Lin Dong looked through it and expressed his appreciation for Chen Xiaoman's professional ability.

Two identical twin receptionists from a technical school.

A human resources manager who did not graduate from college.

Bartender with a high school degree.

I am a driver who has just arrived in Beijing a few days ago.

There is also a financial manager who has only three months of work experience and a junior college degree.

Completely consistent with the principle of unreliability.

After signing and postponing, these people all become members of the company.

"Mr. Lin... what does our company do?" Chen Xiaoman boldly asked after this topic came up while chatting with his cousin yesterday.

"Entertainment company, investment in film and television culture, contracted directors and artists."

"No wonder the treatment is so good, but as an HR manager, 35,000 yuan a month is a bit much. I don't feel at ease." Chen Xiaoman was a little worried.

"Look, you have to take care of recruitment, attendance, and administration, and sometimes you have to be my assistant. You do so many things. Is this income excessive?"

"It's not too much!" Chen Xiaoman was convinced.

Employees began to go to work one after another.

When Lin Dong had nothing to do, he researched the things that could be purchased, and bought them as long as the system said they were available.

For example, the company sign at the front desk, office equipment and green plants in the office area, tables and chairs that should be placed everywhere, etc.

Lin Dong's office is equipped with a computer.

High specs, big screen.

After all, he is the boss, and the system is embarrassed to let him use Pentium 4.

The empty big bookcase also began to be enriched with professional books on astronomy, geography, history and culture, and more on film and television art.

Just make a list and let Chen Xiaoman, the HR and administrative person, do it.

Mr. Zhou once said, only buy expensive ones, not the right ones.

This attitude towards spending money makes the new employees full of confidence in the company, and they are all gearing up to work hard.

Of course, this is just a plan.

Because Lin Dong didn't give them any tasks at all.

Their daily routine is to get their nails done at their workstations, daze, and doze off with an average monthly salary of about 40,000 yuan per person.

But Lin Dong was not so leisurely.

He is frantically absorbing useful knowledge belonging to this world.

Reading history makes people wise, reading poetry makes people smart, mathematics makes people thoughtful, science makes people profound, ethics makes people solemn, and the study of logic and rhetoric makes people eloquent: everything learned becomes character.

Lin Dong knows the importance of reading.

When he has nothing to do, he will also watch classic movies in the world, from the earliest silent movies to the most popular so-called 3D.

He will be moved to tears by "The Story of Hachiko the Faithful Dog".

I will applaud the protagonist of "Happiness Knocks on the Door" for his perseverance.

I will also try to figure out the vicissitudes and hardships expressed in the movie "Alive".

"Dongzi, we have a power-on ceremony tomorrow, do you want to come?"

Someone sent a message on WeChat, and when I opened it, I saw this sentence.

A message from Zhen Xiaolong.

Visiting class?

This is not a visit, this is rubbing salt into the wound.

Lovelorn for many days!

"Brother, I still have to go to class."

This is a polite refusal. Do you understand the polite refusal?

He refused directly.

I'm not going!

People still think that they have offended you, the sponsor.

So Lin Dong declined this kind invitation. At least for Zhen Xiaolong, his starting point was to please Lin Dong, his financial backer.

"Director Liu and Director Jiang said they would treat you to dinner with the entire crew."

Zhen Xiaolong said something that didn't quite sound like the truth.

Bringing the whole crew to dinner alone?

Your brain is flooded.

But regardless of Liu Mingyi or Jiang Huateng, they all said so.

At least they felt that compared to the management who wanted to sleep with female stars on the show, there was no problem in treating Lin Dong to a big meal.

"Where are you holding the power-on ceremony?" Lin Dong asked immediately.