I Just Memorized The Plot. Did You Tell Me To Change The Script?

Xie Chun now seriously suspects that his sister is a psychopath.

Make fun of people every day.

After repeatedly adding psychological defense lines to himself, Xie Chun believed that he would never be fooled by her again in the future!

The two of them packed up their things (the little fox had no luggage, and Xie Chun had brought all his clothes with him), and headed out together at noon.

Xie Chun looked at the pink suitcase in Xia Meng's hand and asked, "How about I help you pack it first? Then take it out when you get to the Magic City."

"Nissan, do you want to show your image as a good brother?" Xia Meng patted his shoulder gently.

"Bringing a suitcase doesn't raise the level of image, right?" Xie Chun was a little confused.

Xia Meng smiled slightly when he heard this, took out a pink scarf, completely wrapped Xie Chun's neck, and said softly:

"This is a loving scarf knitted by my sister."

I believe you!

No matter how Xie Chun looked at it, it looked like mass merchandise bought in a mall.

But no matter what, it is a good sister's intention, and she will not expose it through her mouth.

"That's really hard work." He said with a smile.

"It's not hard work. In return, you can just help me carry this box along the way."

Xie Chun casually put the box into the system space, but then Xia Meng became dissatisfied and said: "I was carrying it, I didn't let you put it into the portable space."

"Okay, okay."

It only weighs twenty or thirty kilograms, which is not easy for his current extraordinary physique.

Since he was going to the airport, Xie Chun naturally found his own driver to come over in advance. He couldn't drive there himself.

After going downstairs, Xie's driver uncle had been waiting downstairs for a long time.

"Young Master, Miss."

"Thank you for your hard work." Xie Chun took out a few hundred-yuan bills from his wallet and handed them to the driver:

"Is it okay if we leave now?"

The uncle stuffed the banknotes into his pocket calmly: "No problem! I'm always at your service."

Xie Chun stuffed the suitcase into the trunk and squeezed into the back seat of the car with the two girls.

On the way, Xie Chun patiently introduced to Bai Ling one by one the uses of the surrounding buildings along the way, as well as the security check process after arriving at the airport.

Putting it all together, one would think that this white-haired little girl is a fool, right?

Although the driver is surprised that there is such a little girl who doesn't know anything, the most important thing in the driver's job is to be careful in what he says and does.

You must know that trouble comes from your mouth, don't say things you shouldn't say, ignore things you shouldn't take care of, and don't ask questions you shouldn't ask. Only in this way can you work for a long time.

But even after warning himself to this point, the driver finally had to admit that the rich man really had fun and let such a young girl call him master.

It is true that it is extravagant and corrupt.

Xia Meng tilted her head slightly and looked at Xie Chun, who was explaining the roadside fruit shop with a gentle expression. What she was thinking about was that he usually didn't have so much patience with him!

At home in the morning, it was obvious that she was acting as a white flag to popularize science.

In the end, he even asked her to stop talking. Does this mean she has forgotten her old love when she has a new love?

Xia Meng reached out and poked Xie Chun's arm: "Let me ask you."

Xie Chun was stunned: "What?"

"Bi Ling and I fell into the water together. Who do you want to save?"

"?" Xie Chun leaned back tactically.

This looks like a typical gift proposition.

Of course, he couldn't be fooled so easily. He carefully considered the sentence, thought for more than ten seconds, and finally came to a conclusion.

"Bai Ling can swim, she can rescue you by the way."

I am simply a genius!

Foxes are canines, so if they can swim, there is no need for him to do anything.

Xia Meng said reluctantly: "What if you must go into the water?"

It’s not over, right?

And isn’t it usually girlfriends and mothers who fall into the river? Why is there a version where my sister and pets are dropped inside?

Xie Chun thought for a while and replied: "Then you are dead. I can't swim. Bai Ling will definitely save me first."

"???"

Is there still such an operation?

Xia Meng was truly speechless.

Originally, she was planning on choking him to vent her anger. How could the answer go astray like this?

Xie Chun breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that she had stopped.

win!

As long as you use your brain, you can't be fooled!

As the car gradually left the city and entered the suburbs, Xia Meng suddenly said: "Do you know what day it is today?"

day?

Xie Chun briefly thought about it in his mind. It wasn't a holiday, and it probably wasn't her birthday, so that would be strange.

He tentatively asked: "Is it a certain anniversary?"

"Wrong! Today is yesterday's tomorrow, tomorrow's yesterday."

"..."

Are you sick or not?

Xie Chun stopped talking to her and continued to explain the matters on the plane to the little fox.

Xia Meng also sat back on the chair and closed his eyes to take a nap.

...

...

After arriving at the airport, the three of them got out of the car, said goodbye to the driver, and entered the airport.

Then Xie Chun discovered the problem.

His turnaround rate is 100%.

The little fox on the side has white hair and red eyes. At first glance, he looks like a two-dimensional cosplayer. Anyone should take a second look.

Is it possible that he really has to be dyed black?

Apart from that, his own attire wasn't much better.

He looks very handsome, but he can't bear to wear a pink scarf and carry a large pink suitcase.

If people passing by don't look at him, then there's a problem.

Fortunately, Xie Chun had a strong psychological quality. He went through the check-in procedures despite the strange looks, and went to the security checkpoint with his boarding pass.

However, something went wrong again when I went through the security check.

"Hello, sir." The staff member looked down at the pink box, then at the young man in front of him, and the corner of his mouth twitched slightly:

"Is this box yours?"

"......yes."

"We have regulations here. Cosmetics and daily necessities exceeding 100ml cannot be brought onto the plane. You can choose to check them in."

"Fine."

Xie Chun simply opened his suitcase and took inventory of the cosmetics... Why did it feel like there were more and more people watching around him?

"..."

He glanced at Xia Meng and wondered what kind of medicine she was selling in her gourd.

As for consignment, it’s not a mistake. Isn’t that just a waste of money?

Although he is rich, he is not taken advantage of.

Xie Chun simply left the security checkpoint with the box, then put the entire box into the system space, and finally came back for inspection.

The security check staff was immediately confused: "Where is your box?"

Xie Chun looked confused: "What box?"

Xia Meng suddenly laughed out loud.

In any case, the three of them finally arrived at the boarding gate smoothly.

Xie Chun looked at the boarding pass in his hand, sat down in his seat, and said in a leisurely tone:

“Flying on a plane without first class is like not reading the Four Great Classics but Dream of Red Mansions.”

"It shows that this person's literary attainments and self-cultivation are insufficient, and the whole person is stuck here, and he can only live a relatively failed life."

"..."