I Just Memorized The Plot. Did You Tell Me To Change The Script?
Chapter 165 Today’S Milk Technique
January 8th, morning.
Even though he hadn't opened his eyes yet, Xie Chun could still confirm that it was morning.
Since he didn't close the curtains before going to bed last night, the sun outside was completely noisy to his eyes.
It was like there was a Namo Gatling Bodhisattva, holding a breath of 3,600 times and glowing with golden Gatling, constantly enlightening his eyelids.
The main focus is on immeasurable merit.
He had no choice but to pull up the quilt to cover his head, huddled in the quilt like an ostrich and continued to sleep.
"Hey!"
I felt something stirring on my body, and it was still shaking up and down.
Xie Chun reacted quickly - someone was riding on him and trying to lift his quilt.
No one could stop him from sleeping, no one.
Xie Chun tightly grasped the edge of the quilt and used it as a shield of Oliha steel to block all physical attacks and light attacks.
The quilt quickly calmed down, and just when Xie Chun thought he could continue sleeping, he suddenly felt a chill coming from under his feet.
Then a soft body got into his quilt and lifted his quilt from bottom to top.
"Master, master, wake up!"
Bai Ling put the opened quilt aside, lay on him, and gently pinched Xie Chun's cheeks with both hands.
To Xie Chun's relief, at least she learned to wear clothes.
It looked like Xia Meng personally matched it for her. She was wearing a snow-white princess dress with velvet trim and lace. Her calf covered with white stockings was pressed against Xie Chun's hand, and a small fox tail was exposed swinging from side to side.
"Good morning."
Xie Chun gently touched her soft white hair, and then...
Push her aside, pull up the quilt and go to sleep.
"How can you sleep at your age?"
The quilt on his body was lifted again, and Xie Chun helplessly looked at Xia Meng who entered the room:
"I remember my room was locked last night. How come one or two people were able to sneak in?"
"Hold on, pack up and it's almost time to set off."
"What's the rush for the afternoon flight? Everything is under control of my schedule." Xie Chun yawned.
Of course he didn't sleep until late at night playing games. He and Jiang Jinhua played in double queue, all the way from silver to platinum.
According to the alarm clock on my phone, I was supposed to wake up at noon today.
"The main thing is that all the takeaways I ordered have arrived, and I just asked you to get up and eat." Xia Meng gestured in the direction of the dining table.
Come on, sleeping on a plane is the same.
Xie Chun climbed up from the bed, but Bai Ling still held him and wouldn't let go.
He pinched the little fox's face gently: "Eat first, and I will play with you later."
"Oh." The little fox nodded reluctantly and let go of his arm.
You still need to develop a relationship with your pet. These days, Xie Chun spends half an hour every day playing ball-throwing games with the little fox.
Although she picked up the ball a few times and became reluctant to play with it, at least the ball of yarn thrown to her was still fun to play with.
Xie Chun washed himself in the bathroom and came out. Xia Meng just put the breakfast he received on the dining table.
Steamed buns, porridge, fried dough sticks, and even sliced bread.
What a combination of Chinese and Western food.
There was also a stack of sauced chicken feet on the plate next to it.
After a few days of adapting to the human world, Bai Ling has at least learned how ordinary people eat, sitting at the dinner table in a polite manner.
Xie Chun first filled three bowls of preserved egg and lean meat porridge, then sat across from the two of them and preached skillfully:
"Bai Ling, after taking you out, be sure to hide your fox ears and tail, especially the tail."
With his ears exposed, it can be said to be a pendant accessory, but it is different with a tail hanging from the back. Then people around him must not think he is a pervert.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah." Bai Ling nodded his head a few times. After all, he had heard these words many times.
"Also, don't call me master outside. You can call me by my name. If that doesn't work, just call me brother like your sister Xia Meng."
Xie Chun naturally bought a plane ticket for the little fox when he went out this time. After all, he even had his ID card ready.
Although in theory it can be drilled into the system space, landed and then released.
But sooner or later she has to adapt to human society. You can't let her turn back into a fox every time you travel in the future, right?
It's better to be a little more troublesome and walk her through the process first, and then she will understand it gradually.
After Xie Chun finished speaking, he glanced at the little fox and found that she was completely absent-minded, her eyes focused on the sauced chicken feet on the plate.
"Eat, eat, and then talk slowly after eating."
He had no choice but to watch his child go hungry.
As a result, Xie Chun discovered that Bai Ling ate the chicken feet without spitting out the bones. He chewed the whole piece of chicken feet and went into his stomach.
But if you think about it carefully, it is a fox after all, so it should be okay to eat like this.
After all, he is a trained spirit fox and will definitely not choke to death.
After breakfast, Xie Chun picked up the bowls and chopsticks, took Bai Ling and told him what to pay attention to after going out.
After thinking about it for a while, he concluded: "About these thirty or so, you can digest it slowly."
However, Bai Ling's head was already stunned by him.
"She is just a fox, how can she accept such a large amount of information at once." Xia Meng said helplessly.
"It still takes a long time, just learn slowly." Xie Chun didn't care about this.
Xia Meng suddenly said mysteriously: "This trip to the Demon City is extremely dangerous, so I have prepared a secret weapon for you."
"What secret weapon?"
"Dangdang!" Xia Meng took out a flag and handed it to Xie Chun.
Xie Chun was silent for a long time, then said slowly: "...white flag? Do you want me to surrender?"
Xia Meng stretched out his index finger and shook it: "This is called the Soul Calling Banner. When you face a very powerful enemy, as long as you hold it in your hand, the Yin Qi in it can kill the opponent's fighting spirit, so that he will no longer fight. You do it."
"I see......"
There is such a treasure. Xie Chun opened the system panel and did not identify what grade of magic weapon it was. He could only ask:
"Is it okay to just hold this thing in your hand?"
Xia Meng handed the flag into his hand and said seriously: "It also has a slogan. If you encounter an opponent you can't defeat, you should wave the soul-calling flag to strengthen your defense."
"So evil?" Xie Chun was surprised: "What formula?"
Xia Meng said mysteriously: "That's an ancient Western language..."
"No, I don't know foreign languages. I just picked up English some time ago."
"Don't worry, it's easy to learn. Listen carefully to this formula." Xia Meng's tone was serious.
Xie Chun immediately became serious: "Okay."
"I surrender."
"?" Xie Chunren was dumbfounded: "Don't you speak the ancient Western language?"
"It's French."
"Why is it in French! Surrender and you make it so mysterious here with me."
"This prop dates back to World War II..."
"Okay, stop talking."
Xie Chun knew that she was making fun of him again, so he interrupted her nonsense speechlessly.
Is it possible that fooling people every day gives you a sense of accomplishment?
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