Gensokyo, I am a slime, everyone loves me

Not choosing a small shop, the two decided on a roadside barbecue stall.

This was a stall run by a Youkai.

The proprietress was a bird Youkai, not only having a pair of wings on her back but also having wing-shaped ears.

"Proprietress! Give me a skewer of grilled night sparrow!"

"Stu... customer, I don't have grilled night sparrow here! Please stop joking!"

Mystia subconsciously wanted to curse him as an idiot, but swallowed the words just in time, carefully glancing at Kazami Yuuka beside him.

Just now, from a distance, she recognized the parasol that symbolized the Flower Tyrant. Seeing Bai Luo also under the umbrella, she couldn't help but doubt her own eyes.

The Flower Tyrant, holding an umbrella for someone?

Mystia originally planned to lower her presence to avoid trouble, but the two came straight towards her.

"You don't sell grilled night sparrow? Then why does your sign say 'Grilled Night Sparrow'?"

Pointing at the sign [Night Sparrow Barbecue] hanging on the stall, Bai Luo muttered in dissatisfaction.

Mystia's temples throbbed. She herself was a night sparrow Youkai; why would she sell him grilled night sparrow of Moyu?

At this moment, she really wanted to hit someone, but didn't dare.

Although Mystia didn't know who the other person was, he was accompanied by Kazami Yuuka. She had no doubt about his ability to kill small Youkai.

Forcibly suppressing the urge to beat him up, she squeezed out a few words with difficulty: "Customer, you've misunderstood. This is our shop's sign. We don't sell grilled night sparrow here."

"Oh, oh, is that so..."

Bai Luo slapped his head in realization, turned back, and asked Kazami Yuuka: "A-San, what do you want to eat?"

"Anything is fine."

Kazami Yuuka replied indifferently.

"What's your signature dish?"

"Grilled lamprey."

Lamprey?

Bai Luo cupped his chin, thought for a moment, then said, "Then ten portions of grilled lamprey, and three portions of everything else."

Hearing this, Mystia's eyes lit up. This was a big business deal!

"Okay, please wait a moment."

She quickly returned to the grill and skillfully began cooking. Soon, several portions of grilled lamprey were served to the table first.

If one didn't look at the circular sharp teeth in its mouth, a lamprey's appearance was similar to an eel. As a qualified foodie, Bai Luo didn't have much resistance.

He gently picked up a piece of fish meat with bamboo chopsticks and put it into his mouth.

The unique flavor of barbecue, combined with the tenderness of the fish, made the taste quite good.

Lampreys belong to the class Cyclostomata, order Petromyzontiformes. Compared to other fish, they don't have many bones.

Of course, Bai Luo didn't care about these things.

As a Slime, besides not being afraid of getting dirty when eating snacks, Bai Luo had another great advantage – he didn't need to spit out fish bones when eating fish, nor did he need to worry about choking on them.

Kazami Yuuka watched Bai Luo directly grab the entire lamprey with his hand and bite it section by section. She paused but didn't say anything.

Not far away, the proprietress who was grilling also witnessed this scene, her eyelids twitching wildly.

The last time she saw someone eat so unrestrainedly...

...was with a ghost. That ghost directly poured plate after plate into its mouth.

By the end, not only was the food completely devoured, but even the plates were almost eaten.

Recalling this, Mystia had a sad look on her face.

You know, she used to have a storefront back then. Because of that pink-haired ghost, she went bankrupt and can only run a small stall now.

She originally thought it was a big deal, but unexpectedly, she ended up being greatly wronged. The other party couldn't even take out a single coin from beginning to end and could only write an IOU.

"Uh... the barbecue is about to burn."

Bai Luo's voice pulled Mystia back to reality. She looked at the lamprey, one side of which was already burnt black, and quickly apologized: "Sorry, sorry! This skewer is free, I'll make you a new one."

...

Time passed quietly.

All the barbecue was finished. Mystia lay tiredly on a chair, fanning herself constantly with her red hat, while also perking up her ears to eavesdrop on the two people's conversation.

She was very curious about what relationship these two had.

"A-San, how about we open a shop in the Human Village?"

Bai Luo suggested. Kazami Yuuka slightly frowned, showing a hint of confusion, but still replied: "If it's just opening a shop, I have a Flower shop in the Human Village. You can come to mine."

"No, I want to open a barbecue shop!"

Bai Luo said with a smile, his eyes sparkling as if imagining the scene of his shop becoming hugely popular after opening.

Barbecue shop?

Kazami Yuuka became even more confused. "Why are you opening a barbecue shop?"

"What else could I do? Naturally, opening a barbecue shop is to sell barbecue! With my skills, it's bound to be a huge hit!"

"If you want to open it, I'll accompany you."

Kazami Yuuka smiled.

Compared to the comfortable conversation over there, Mystia was utterly bewildered.

No.

Talking about opening a barbecue shop right in front of her?

That's too much!

Mystia had a sad look on her face.

If she couldn't beat them, she would definitely let the other party know why she, Mystia, could sell barbecue in the Human Village for so long.

64

Chapter 64: Yagokoro Eirin, I Want to Eat Rabbit Meat.

Bai Luo felt that he had been very unlucky recently.

To reverse his luck, he went alone to the Bamboo Forest of the Lost, just to get a bite of Tang Monk's... *cough*, rabbit meat.

However, only halfway there, he found that he had successfully gotten lost.

"I remember it was this road!"

Bai Luo said to himself.

He looked around. In his memory, Meihong had taken him to Eientei via this road.

"Could it be that my unlucky attribute is acting up again?"

Bai Luo muttered.

[Notification. It has nothing to do with being unlucky, you are simply lost.]

The Great Sage unceremoniously exposed him.

"Nonsense!"

Bai Luo angrily quickened his pace. How could he be bad with directions! He wasn't a green algae head! He didn't have such strange attributes.

However, the further he walked, the more unfamiliar the surroundings became.

[Suggestion: Use Instant Movement.]

The Great Sage was still diligently reminding him.

But Bai Luo would never accept this suggestion. If he really used Instant Movement, wouldn't it prove that he was truly lost?

By then, that bastard Great Sage would definitely laugh at him again.

Half an hour later—

"Bai Luo? Why are you here? What are you doing here?"

From a distance, Fujiwara no Mokou saw Bai Luo leaning against a tree, sitting on the ground, his face full of worry.

"...Me? I'm here collecting mushrooms. Marisa went to my house as a guest, so she and I split up to look for ingredients."

Bai Luo didn't even think and blurted out a random excuse.

"Collecting mushrooms? Marisa?"

Fujiwara no Mokou glanced suspiciously in the direction of the Human Village: "But I just saw Marisa in the Human Village."

Bai Luo's expression froze, and he laughed awkwardly: "She might have gone to buy seasonings."

After speaking, without waiting for Fujiwara no Mokou's response, he quickly changed the subject: "Let's not talk about this. Are you going to find Princess Moron?"

"Mm."

Seeing Fujiwara no Mokou nod, Bai Luo's face lit up with joy, but he quickly suppressed it, clearing his throat twice: "Suddenly remembered, I have something to discuss with Yagokoro Eirin. I'll go with you."

"What do you need Yagokoro Eirin for?"

"Why so many questions? I'm going to get a type of mushroom from her that has legs and can run by itself."

Mushroom?

Long legs?

Can run?

Three big question marks appeared in Fujiwara no Mokou's mind.

There were too many points to complain about.

Leaving aside why Yagokoro Eirin would have mushrooms, do such magical mushrooms really exist?

"Stop spacing out, let's go."

Bai Luo walked behind her, urging her.

"Oh, oh, sorry, sorry."

Fujiwara no Mokou came back to her senses and walked ahead to lead the way.

...

Fujiwara no Mokou was extremely familiar with the Bamboo Forest of the Lost. She could enter and exit freely even with her eyes closed.

Soon, the two arrived at Eientei.

However, Fujiwara no Mokou did not go directly to Kaguya, but instead went with Bai Luo to find Yagokoro Eirin. She was full of curiosity about the mushroom that could run.

Bai Luo couldn't say that this was something he had made up, so he could only bite the bullet and come along with Meihong.

He strongly suspected that the other party had seen through him long ago and was deliberately trying to make fun of him.

Along the way, Bai Luo kept staring at Fujiwara no Mokou with eyes full of resentment, causing the latter to not dare look at him or speak, not understanding what she had done wrong.

Soon, the two found Yagokoro Eirin.

After hearing the two people's request, a hint of surprise appeared in Yagokoro Eirin's eyes.

A mushroom that can run?

Does she have such a thing?

It wasn't until Yagokoro Eirin noticed Bai Luo constantly winking at her that she understood.

She chuckled lightly: "That kind of mushroom is in the pharmacy. Wait for me here."

It wasn't until Yagokoro Eirin's figure disappeared that Bai Luo reacted, his face full of confusion.

No.

Does this kind of mushroom really exist?