Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

"Uh"

Su Mingyang paused for a moment, then glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian and Hu Yifei.

Hu Yifei rolled her eyes; she had initially thought it contained something unhealthy.

Zeng Xiaoxian's lips twitched; that plate had almost gotten him into trouble.

Lu Ziqiao explained, "Sorry, I usually clear and delete unimportant past events periodically."

"Clear and delete"

"Yes, my brain has limited memory; if I cram too much information into it, it will lag."

Lu Ziqiao said matter-of-factly.

Su Mingyang nodded; he vaguely remembered that Lü Ziqiao seemed to have this ability.

"real or fake"

Zeng Xiaoxian asked doubtfully.

Hu Yifei, Lin Wanyu, and the others didn't believe it at all; it was utter nonsense.

Lu Ziqiao raised an eyebrow: "Of course it's true. To live happily in this chaotic world, one must cultivate the memory of a fish."

"Keep bragging! Forgetting is forgetting, but wiping your memory? Do you really think you're a computer?"

Chen Meijia crossed her arms and said disdainfully.

You don't believe me?

Lu Ziqiao's lips curled up, ready to show off, "I'll delete it right now and show you."

After saying that, he stood there with his mouth slightly open, like a piece of wood.

Chen Meijia smirked: "Playing tricks."

A few seconds later, Lu Ziqiao returned to normal and smiled at everyone, saying, "Okay, all deleted."

Then, he turned his head and looked around at his surroundings, surprised, and said, "Wasn't I sleeping? How did I end up here?"

"You really forgot?"

Zeng Xiaoxian looked surprised. Suddenly, he remembered something and tentatively asked, "Ziqiao, do you remember the bet we made earlier?"

Lu Ziqiao frowned: "Have you made a bet? What kind of bet?"

"Okay, Ziqiao, I believe you can erase your memory."

Zeng Xiaoxian was both shocked and overjoyed.

Lu Ziqiao forgot, so does that mean he doesn't have to borrow three months' rent from him? Apart from Su Mingyang and Zeng Xiaoxian, no one else believed it, thinking Lu Ziqiao was just playing a silly trick.

"Teacher Zeng, please tell me quickly what bet we made and whether I won or not."

Lu Ziqiao pressed for an answer.

"Uh, I think I forgot too. Let me think about it."

Zeng Xiaoxian feigned ignorance and said, "Let's go back first."

After saying that, the group returned to the Love Apartment.

Su Mingyang was curious about the bet, so on the way back he asked Zeng Xiaoxian to tell him about it.

Upon learning this, he almost burst out laughing and felt the deepest sympathy for Lü Ziqiao.

Chapter 103 I'll never find a job in my life!

Two more days have passed in the blink of an eye.

After Su Mingyang defeated Hu Yifei, the lives of everyone in the Love Apartment returned to normal.

Everyone is busy with their own work.

Even the usually carefree Lu Ziqiao has stopped dating and is now focused on selling his "power pills."

One reason I don't go on dates is because I don't have money.

Another reason is that the trauma Ai Ai inflicted on him last time was too great, and he hasn't recovered yet.

This has led to the fact that when he sees a beautiful woman, the first question that pops into his mind is not her measurements, and he doesn't even notice her figure at first glance.

Instead, she first considered whether the other person was male, checked for an Adam's apple, and observed whether the other person had a bulge. This happened after lunch that day.

Hu Yifei and her brother Lu Zhanbo went to work.

Su Mingyang sat on the sofa digesting his food, turned to look at Lü Ziqiao sitting to his left, and casually asked, "Ziqiao, how are the 'power pills' selling?"

Lu Ziqiao shook his head: "Don't even mention it. Not only is no one buying, but I also have to pay them back."

"What do you mean by 'pay up'? Someone got diarrhea after eating your food."

Su Mingyang asked curiously.

"None of them."

Lu Ziqiao took a sip of water and slowly recounted, "Here's what happened. Yesterday afternoon, I found a female customer in her forties and introduced her to this 'powerful pill'—oops, I mean, 'Qiao's Divine Power Pill'—telling her that this product could delay aging and beautify her skin. Do you know what she said?"

Sitting to Su Danyang's right, Lin Wanyu asked, "What are you saying?"

Lu Ziqiao's lips twitched: "She actually asked me if I could extend my lifespan."

Su Mingyang asked, "Then what did you say?"

Lu Ziqiao coughed and chuckled dryly, "I said I could."

Su Mingyang rolled his eyes and retorted, "Why don't you just say eating it will make you fly to the heavens?"

"I can't say for sure. The reason I say it can is because even she doesn't know if it actually...extends her lifespan."

Lu Ziqiao sighed heavily as he said this, "But I never expected that this woman would say she knew her own lifespan."

"Such a thing does happen."

Su Mingyang asked in surprise.

In the world of Love Apartment, there are many strange people and things, such as the person in front of you... who can erase memories.

So his first reaction wasn't doubt, but surprise.

Lu Ziqiao smiled wryly, "Yes, she said she knows her remaining lifespan, and she can pinpoint it to every minute and second."

Lin Wanyu's eyes widened, and she asked with a blank expression, "Is it that amazing? Did she... tell you how much life she has left?"

"I told her, and she asked if I could try one first. She said if it really worked, she would buy it no matter the price."

吕子乔说到这,顿了下,接着道,“我同意了,然后她闭着眼睛,说是感受到自己的寿命,说还有40年零3个月,外加12小时5分零8秒.”

"Awesome, you know so much detail."

Su Mingyang sighed.

I think so too.

As Lu Ziqiao spoke, he shook his head, "After she ate my Divine Power Pill, she closed her eyes and checked her lifespan again. When she opened her eyes, she immediately grabbed my collar fiercely, saying that eating my Divine Power Pill not only didn't increase her lifespan, but actually reduced it by almost a few minutes, and demanded that I compensate her!"

"puff"

Su Mingyang finished drinking all the water he had just drunk.

Seeing this, Lin Wanyu handed him a tissue.

Su Mingyang smiled slightly at her and took the mouthwash.

Lu Ziqiao pleaded, "So, Mingyang and Wanyu, could you lend me a few thousand to repay her? Otherwise, she'll make me pay with my body! I don't want to lose my virginity!"

By the end, Lü Ziqiao's expression had become extremely excited.

"Really? That's terrifying."

Lin Wanyu's face turned pale.

"yes,"

Lu Ziqiao nodded, looking at Lin Wanyu, "Wanyu, could you lend me a few thousand?"

Lin Wanyu hesitated for a moment, then looked at Su Mingyang without saying anything.

Su Mingyang understood immediately and curled his lip, "Wanyu doesn't have any money, Ziqiao, you should ask me for a loan."

Really?

Upon hearing this, Lü Ziqiao's eyes lit up with joy, and he reached out his hand to Su Mingyang.

Su Mingyang said without any mercy, "Fake, dream on."

"Pfft, haha!"

Lin Wanyu couldn't help but laugh.

Lu Ziqiao's lips twitched, looking constipated.

Su Mingyang said irritably, "Ziqiao, you're really going all out to borrow money. How long did it take you to make up this story?"

"Oh, is this made up? I thought it was real."

Lin Wanyu suddenly realized.