Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

"Who said that? It's just a hundred yuan, here you go!" Chen Meijia smiled, took out a hundred yuan, and threw it to Lü Ziqiao.

Lu Ziqiao immediately took it with a happy smile and put it in his wallet.

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P.S.: I have a headache today, and my heart is a little racing...

Chapter 56: Teaching Wanyu a Lesson!

　"It's just a hundred yuan, Lu Ziqiao, why are you making such a fuss?" Hu Yifei rolled her eyes at Lu Ziqiao's cheerful demeanor.

Su Mingyang laughed and said, "Hey, Yifei, you're wrong. This isn't just about a hundred yuan; it's also about Ziqiao's face."

"Really?" Hu Yifei took a sip of wine.

"Tch." Chen Meijia curled her lip. "His face is only worth a hundred."

Lu Ziqiao was too lazy to argue; he had already gotten the money.

At this moment, Lin Wanyu walked into the bar carrying a black leather suitcase. Upon seeing everyone, she excitedly greeted them.

Wow, everyone's here.

"Hi, Wanyu."

Zeng Xiaoxian said with a smile, "Wanyu, I heard from Mingyang that you found a job. Congratulations!"

"Wanyu is amazing."

"Do a good job, Wanyu."

Everyone offered their blessings.

"Wanyu, from today onwards you're a model. You'll definitely be on the cover of magazines eventually. Shouldn't you treat everyone to a cup of milk tea?" Su Mingming teased.

"Hehe, thank you. I'll definitely treat everyone to milk tea." Lin Wanyu's eyes curved into crescent moons as she corrected, "But Mingyang, you're wrong. My job isn't as a model, it's as an encyclopedia salesperson!"

After speaking, Lin Wanyu put down the black leather suitcase in her hand and looked at everyone with a proud expression.

"What?" Su Mingyang was a little confused. "Wanyu, what do you mean? Wasn't the job interview for a print model?"

"Yeah." Everyone else was also a little confused.

Lin Wanyu smiled slightly: "That's right, I ran into Teacher Shi at the entrance of the advertising company."

Lu Zhanbo quickly asked, "Who is Teacher Shi?"

Lin Wanyu sat down next to Su Mingyang and explained to everyone, "He is the leader of the sales team for this encyclopedia. He is promoting the book and explained to me the significance of the encyclopedia to the progress of human civilization. I think it makes a lot of sense, so I joined the sales team and became a proud saleswoman."

The group exchanged glances, all feeling that this job was somewhat unreliable.

Su Mingyang felt that Wan Yu was even less reliable, as her mind was too unpredictable.

You can easily be led by the nose by a stranger after just a few words.

Lu Ziqiao, the big conman, didn't think there was anything special about this job and said confidently, "Wanyu, it seems that you and I are practically colleagues."

"Oh? Ziqiao, are you also Teacher Shi's student?" Lin Wanyu's eyes lit up upon hearing this.

"Of course—no! I'm not selling an encyclopedia, but this." Lu Ziqiao smiled mysteriously, pulled a small medicine bottle from his pocket, and showed it to everyone. "Ta-da! Qiao's Divine Skill Pill!"

Su Mingyang: "..."

"Ziqiao, what is this? It sounds really impressive." Lu Zhanbo asked with great interest.

Lu Ziqiao thought business was in the air and was about to introduce Lu Zhanbo when Hu Yifei glared at him fiercely.

"Lu Ziqiao, can you please stop causing trouble? Take that piece of junk back!"

"Okay, just kidding." Lu Ziqiao shrank back and reluctantly put the things away.

The topic then returned to Lin Wanyu's work.

Su Mingyang expressed his doubt: "Wanyu, are you sure you can sell them?"

“Yes, salespeople are always getting rejected,” Lu Zhanbo agreed.

"No, I can sell it because I have this." Lin Wanyu took out a manual, her face beaming with a confident smile.

"A white paper on pyramid schemes?" Su Mingyang looked at the five large characters on it and made a sarcastic remark.

Lu Zhanbo quickly corrected him: "Mingyang, can't you read? These two characters are pronounced 'sales'."

"Zhanbo, you're so cultured! I didn't know that until you told me," Su Mingyang said expressionlessly.

"Hehe, thanks for the compliment."

Su Mingyang: "..."

"Yes, it's a sales white paper. Teacher Shi wrote it himself, and it explains how to sell a set of encyclopedias. He said that as long as I follow what he says, I will definitely make a lot of money. As long as I sell one set, I will get a commission of three hundred yuan!"

After Lin Wanyu finished speaking, she proudly held up three fingers in front of everyone.

Upon hearing this, Su Mingyang thought to himself, "Isn't this the same tactic used by micro-businesses in later generations? No, I have to find a way to get Wanyu out of this mess."

"Really?" Chen Meijia was excited and quickly sat down next to Lin Wanyu, taking her hand: "Wanyu, could you talk to Teacher Shi about it? I also want to work part-time as a salesperson for this encyclopedia."

"Of course!" Lin Wanyu was very happy.

Lu Ziqiao couldn't help but mock, "Chen Meijia, someone like you shouldn't bother joining in the fun. You think you can be a salesperson? Even if you offered yourself as a free gift, I doubt anyone would buy you."

"Lu Ziqiao, if you don't speak, no one will think you're mute!" Chen Meijia pouted angrily.

"Okay, I won't say anything anymore."

Zeng Xiaoxian, who hadn't spoken until now, couldn't help but advise, "Wanyu, this is the internet age. Your encyclopedia is a bit outdated and hard to sell. You should find another job."

“I think so too. It’s like Zeng Xiaoxian’s radio show; nobody listens to it.” Hu Yifei shrugged.

Upon hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian's forehead creased with annoyance, and he retorted, "Who said that? Mingyang loves to hear that. Don't you remember when I told you at the wedding that Mingyang praised my show?"

"Zeng Xiaoxian, your IQ needs improvement. I've already told you that Mingyang was just being polite, but you just won't believe me." Hu Yifei rolled her eyes.

"Mingyang, is that so?" Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Su Mingyang.

Su Mingyang didn't want to answer the question and said irritably, "Teacher Zeng, we are discussing Wanyu's job issue now."

"Okay." Zeng Xiaoxian didn't want to pursue the matter any further.

"Teacher Zeng, Feifei, you don't believe I can sell it, do you? Come on, let me demonstrate for you." Lin Wanyu pouted, somewhat unconvinced, and turned to look at Su Mingyang, "Mingyang, you play the customer for me, and I'll come to your house to sell."

"Uh, okay." Su Mingyang nodded, inwardly sighing.

Lin Wanyu finally found a job, and telling her to quit would definitely cause her to rebel.

Since that's the case, we'll just have to take this opportunity to teach her a lesson and make her give up on her own.

Chapter 57: Persuasion to leave was successful!

Lin Wanyu stood up: "Then Mingyang, shall we begin?"

"Let's begin." Su Mingyang nodded.

Lin Wanyu tapped on the black leather suitcase she had brought, indicating that she was knocking on the door.

Su Mingyang instantly got into character, making a circle with his fingers in front of his eyes and asking, "Who is it? What do they want?"

Lin Wanyu smiled, revealing eight pearly white teeth: "Hello sir, may I go in first?"

Su Mingyang shook his head: "No, tell me what you do first."

"Okay, sir, I'm an encyclopedia salesman, and I've brought you an encyclopedia that covers all the knowledge and information in the world."

Su Mingyang waved towards the "door" and said impatiently, "So it's a salesperson. Get out of here, get as far away as you can."

"Oh dear, Mingyang, how am I supposed to continue like this? I haven't even used my white paper techniques yet," Lin Wanyu pouted.

Su Mingyang laughed and said, "Wanyu, didn't your teacher Shi tell you that most people won't open the door for a salesperson?"

Lin Wanyu shook her head: "No, this white paper only describes what to do after entering the door."

Lu Ziqiao couldn't help but interject, "Wanyu, sales requires adaptability. If a customer won't let you in, you have to find a way to get them to open the door; otherwise, you have to give up."

Hu Yifei agreed: "Although Ziqiao isn't very reliable, he's right about that."

“Is that so? Let me think about it.” Lin Wanyu nodded and looked up at Su Mingyang: “Mingyang, let’s do it again. This time, let me in. I want to try the techniques in the white paper.”

"Ok."

Su Mingyang knew that it wouldn't be easy to persuade Lin Wanyu to quit this job, but he had plenty of ways to do it.

Upon entering, she immediately cupped her hands, swayed her hips, and spoke in an extremely delicate and affected tone—

"Wow, what a beautiful and luxurious three-piece living room sofa set!"

"Pfft~" Lu Ziqiao was drinking when he heard this and almost choked to death.

Hu Yifei, Zeng Xiaoxian, and the others were stunned.

Su Mingyang got goosebumps all over: "Wanyu, what's wrong with you?"

"This is what the white paper says, teaching you step by step how to get close to potential clients," Lin Wanyu explained.

"Really?" Su Mingyang's lips twitched, a mischievous glint in his eye. He mimicked Lin Wanyu's earlier words and said to her, "Wow, what a pretty and cute girl!"

"Ugh~ Mingyang, can't you be normal for once? You sound even more despicable than Zeng Xiaoxian." Hu Yifei shuddered and almost threw up her dinner from the night before.

"Exactly! That's so despicable," Chen Jia and the others chimed in.