Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

"This ending is satisfying," Su Mingyang joked.

Qin Yumo chuckled dryly, "Hehe..."

Lu Ziqiao wiped his clothes and said, "Luckily it wasn't red wine, otherwise my clothes would be ruined."

Qin Yumo said helplessly, "Luckily it wasn't sulfuric acid, otherwise your face would be ruined."

Zhang Wei wiped his face and said, "I'm sorry, Ziqiao, I may not have grasped the key."

Lu Ziqiao put his arm around Zhang Wei and said, "It's okay. You'll develop better teamwork with more practice. You need to be careful with your words. This time it's my turn. I'll demonstrate for you."

Then Lu Ziqiao led Zhang Wei to another beautiful woman and greeted her, "Hi, beautiful."

The beautiful woman smiled and said, "Hi!"

Lu Ziqiao started a conversation with a smile and asked, "Wow, your necklace is so pretty! I'd like to buy one for my girlfriend too. By the way, what animal is it again?"

The beautiful woman pointed to the necklace around her neck and said with a smile, "This is a little dog, a Schnauzer. Don't you think it's cute?"

Lu Ziqiao's eyes lit up, and he asked, "You really like Schnauzers?"

The beautiful woman replied, "Yes, I have two Schnauzers at home!"

"Wow, what a coincidence!" Lu Ziqiao hugged Zhang Wei and said, "My friend Zhang Yida also loves Schnauzers. He specializes in animal research, and his recent research topic is the optimal breeding of Schnauzers and postpartum care."

The beautiful woman exclaimed happily, "Really? That's so cool!"

Lu Ziqiao said meaningfully, "You can talk more about the issue of breeding."

The beautiful woman asked with a smile, "What do you like most about Schnauzers?"

Zhang Wei thought for a moment, then chuckled foolishly, "...Their...meat is delicious, hehe!"

Upon hearing this, the beautiful woman's anger immediately soared to its maximum. Without hesitation, she splashed a glass of red wine onto Lu Ziqiao's face and angrily left this gathering place of idiots.

Lü Ziqiao went to the toilet with no other choice.

Zhang Wei walked over dejectedly, saying sadly, "Sigh, it seems I'm still no good. I've even dragged Zi Qiao down with me."

Su Mingyang patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder and comforted him, "No, you're just not used to it yet. You'll get better after a while."

"Forget it, I'll just go back and drink my milk." Shaking his head, Zhang Wei left this place of sorrow with his head down.

Su Mingyang and Qin Yumo looked at each other and silently shook their heads.

Poor kid.

"Guess what I just thought of (money)? The third ultimate plan." Lu Ziqiao looked around and asked, "Hey, where's Zhang Weiren?"

Qin Yumo shrugged and said, "He has already gone back to Mao."

Lu Ziqiao shouted angrily, "What? You let him escape? This is a battlefield. Deserters are court-martialed, especially since he deserted twice."

Qin Yumo rolled her eyes and said, "What deserter? He's clearly a conscript you recruited. You should wait until he recovers before he goes to the battlefield with you. Otherwise, you won't have enough lives to go around with him."

Lu Ziqiao said in frustration, "What are we going to do today? I hate this feeling of fighting alone the most."

Lu Ziqiao thought for a moment, then put his arm around Su Mingyang's shoulder and raised an eyebrow, saying, "Mingyang, how about I come with you?"

"Come on, I'm not that free. I'd rather go home and play games. Go find someone else." Su Mingyang refused bluntly.

"Don't drag Mingyang into this, or Wanyu will definitely punish you if she finds out," Qin Yumo said.

"Alright." Lu Ziqiao dismissed the idea.

Chapter 454

Compared to the difficulty of comforting Qin Yumo after her breakup.

Zhang Wei is not in the same league at all.

In addition, he is a man.

Three days later.

There's no need for everyone to put in any extra effort.

Zhang Wei then returned to his usual cheerful self.

The members of Love Apartment were relieved.

this day.

3602.

Su Mingyang, Hu Yifei, and Tang Youyou were bored and restless, so they set off flying flags.

Guan Gu Shenqi walked over with a letter in his hand and asked, "Is Teacher Zeng here?"

While eating his fries, Lü Ziqiao said, "He's not here. He went to the station."

Then he noticed the envelope in Guan Gu's hand and asked curiously, "What's this?"

Guan Gu Shenqi held up the envelope and explained, "This is an envelope I found on the living room floor. It has his signature on it. It probably fell out of his bag when he left."

Tang Youyou guessed, "Could it be a love letter?"

"Youyou, you have too many wild ideas. Teacher Zeng is all grown up, and you're still writing love letters to people?" Su Mingyang laughed.

Hu Yifei agreed, "Haha, that's right, it's more like a suicide note."

Lu Ziqiao didn't care what it was, he immediately snatched it and started taking it apart.

Guan Gu Shenqi quickly stopped him, saying, "Hey, Ziqiao, these are private letters, you can't peek at them."

Lu Ziqiao opened the envelope and said righteously, "I didn't peek. I looked at it openly and honestly. It's my duty to help my friend authenticate love letters."

Hu Yifei said with a look of disgust, "Hey, could you please lick your greasy hands clean before you start doing your duty? It's disgusting!"

Lu Ziqiao stopped what he was doing and glanced at his greasy fingers.

After thinking for a while, he actually put his five fingers into his mouth one by one and started sucking on them.

After finishing, he picked up the envelope and began to read it.

Hu Yifei and Tang Youyou simultaneously gagged: "Ugh!"

"Damn it, would it kill you to go wash your hands?"

Su Mingyang also felt extremely disgusted; he really wanted to take a kitchen knife and chop off Lu Ziqiao's hand.

"Hehe, Mingyang, you don't understand." Lu Ziqiao chuckled and carefully read the letter Zeng Xiaoxian had written.

Soon.

Lu Ziqiao even started gagging: "Excuse me, I'm a little... ugh~ nauseous, vomit~"

After saying that, he followed her out of the room.

Tang Youyou asked suspiciously, "We haven't even felt nauseous yet, but he's already feeling nauseous?"

"I guess it's the Helicobacter pylori in his stomach that's causing the commotion," Su Mingyang said.

"You have quite the imagination," Hu Yifei said with a smile.

Tang Youyou carefully picked up the letter and read aloud: "Dear Leader, I am your devoted subordinate, Zeng Xiaoxian..."

Hu Yifei teased, "Wow, Teacher Zeng is quite the man, writing love letters to the boss."

Tang Youyou continued reading: "The east wind blows across ten thousand miles, the red flag flutters, and the motherland has a new look. I am grateful to the organization for its cultivation and care over the years. Not long ago, I heard the bad news that Teacher Qian, the deputy director of the channel, had suffered an epileptic seizure and has been in a coma ever since. I couldn't sleep at night, tossed and turned, and was filled with grief and tears."

Guan Gu Shenqi, while eating, asked in confusion, "What idiom is this?"

Hu Yifei scoffed, "Listening to Zeng Xiaoxian's shows all day long, how can you not get epilepsy?"

Su Mingyang said with a smile, "Haha, Teacher Zeng's writing is quite good, Youyou, please continue."

Tang Youyou continued reading: "However, a village cannot be without a leader for a day, and a channel cannot be without a director for a day. Faced with such an important vacancy, as a veteran who has silently dedicated himself to the broadcasting industry for many years, I should show an attitude of 'who else but me?' Therefore, I formally submit my application for the position to the leadership."

Guan Gu Shenqi, while eating the fries Lu Ziqiao had left, said, "Oh, this is a job application letter. Does that mean Teacher Zeng is going to be the director?"

Hu Yifei curled her lip and sneered, "Him? Hmph, the leaders who read this stuff are probably going to have epilepsy."

"I don't think there's any hope. On New Year's Eve, Teacher Zeng not only received a major demerit for being a miner, but also had half a month's salary deducted. It's good enough that he wasn't fired; he can forget about getting a promotion," Su Mingyang analyzed.

"Okay." Guan Gu Shenqi nodded.

Tang Youyou didn't interrupt, but continued reading the letter: "Please rest assured, leader, I am confident I can handle this position. To demonstrate my loyalty, I hereby assure you..."

Tang Youyou suddenly stopped reading at this point.

Hu Yifei asked, puzzled, "What's next?"

"Excuse me, I feel a little... ugh~ nauseous." After saying that, Tang Youyou put down the envelope, covered her mouth, and ran away.

"What happened?"

Hu Yifei looked at the letter with suspicion, then suddenly covered her mouth and ran away.

"Hehe." Guan Gu Shenqi chuckled and looked at the letter, but after only a few glances, he suddenly covered his mouth and ran out.

Su Mingyang said speechlessly, "Is it really that exaggerated?"

After saying that, he began to read the letter.

He regretted it after watching it.

Zeng Xiaoxian's letters were extremely obsequious.