Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

"I miss you, you big dummy!"

Hu Yifei realized what was happening, and her anger reached its peak!

But by then, Su Mingyang had vanished without a trace.

All I could do was kick the bedside table in frustration.

With a "bang".

A dent appeared in the bedside table drawer on the spot!

One kick from Yifei was terrifying!

Chapter 27 If you're sick, you have to see a doctor!

　“There is a family history of mental illness.”

A dozen minutes later, Su Mingyang came out of the room just in time to hear Hu Yifei say those words.

“Mingyang, did you hear that? Yifei said her family has a history of mental illness. No wonder she’s so weird, hahaha~” Zeng Xiaoxian said, letting out a long string of lewd laughter.

Upon hearing this, Hu Yifei first glared at Zeng Xiaoxian, then turned back and stared at Su Mingyang with murderous intent.

Su Mingyang just annoyed her and ran away, causing her to lose a bedside table. She hasn't settled those scores yet.

Su Mingyang suppressed a laugh.

Are you angry now?

Who told you to threaten me just now?

He ignored Hu Yifei's murderous glare and pretended to be nervous: "Really? Yifei, you'd better go to the psychiatric department of the hospital for a checkup. Take precautions."

Hearing Su Mingyang's words, Hu Yifei almost lost her temper. But remembering that she still had business to attend to, she suppressed her anger and explained, "What I meant was that my aunt, no, Zhanbo's aunt, has a history of mental illness. There are no mentally ill people in my family, understand?"

"Isn't Zhanbo's aunt your aunt too?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked, puzzled.

"Here's the situation. In fact, my mom is Zhanbo's stepmother, and his dad is my stepfather. So, although I've called his aunt 'aunt' since I was little, Zhanbo's aunt is just his own aunt, not my real aunt. My dad is an only child, so I don't have any aunts, understand?"

Zeng Xiaoxian looked completely bewildered.

"Yifei, why don't you just say that you and Zhanbo are in a blended family? Otherwise, Teacher Zeng won't be able to figure it out in a long time." Su Mingyang said, embarrassed.

Zeng Xiaoxian's face darkened.

Hu Yifei laughed: "Yes, it's a blended family."

"So you're saying your aunt's illness has little to do with you?" Zeng Xiaoxian realized.

"Yes."

"But what does that have to do with Ziqiao?"

"Wow, I thought you guys were here discussing academic issues about mental illness with piles of books. Turns out you're talking about Ziqiao?" Su Mingyang said in surprise.

"Yifei insists on discussing this, what can I do?" Zeng Xiaoxian said helplessly. He was thinking of going back to catch up on some sleep.

"As our roommate, shouldn't we care more about Ziqiao?" Hu Yifei questioned.

"Alright." Su Mingyang had nothing more to say and sat quietly to the side, watching the show.

To be honest, he now admires Hu Yifei's enthusiasm.

It's a waste not to use it; it was used on Lu Ziqiao...

"Where were we?" Hu Yifei frowned.

"The cause-and-effect relationship between Ziqiao and your aunt," Zeng Xiaoxian reminded him.

"Oh right, Ziqiao's symptoms are very similar to my aunt's. When she was young, my aunt was also very talented. She was smart and charming. After experiencing a failed relationship, she fell ill."

"What are her symptoms?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked curiously.

Hu Yifei thought for a moment: "She wouldn't wake up during the day and wouldn't sleep at night. She even bought a little red hat and kept muttering to herself all day. Later, she was sent to a mental hospital and has been there ever since."

"My aunt lives in a mental hospital?" Lu Zhanbo appeared in the living room at some point, shocked.

"Looks like our naive Zhanbo doesn't know yet," Zeng Xiaoxian joked.

Lu Zhanbo looked helpless: "But my dad told me she went to Narnia and is living a happy life!"

"It's really quite a blessing, not having to worry about daily necessities," Su Mingyang said with a smile.

“She probably lives in the Narnia Sanatorium, hahaha~” Zeng Xiaoxian laughed.

Hu Yifei was defeated by her silly, simple-minded younger brother and questioned him, "Do you really believe all those things your dad made up to comfort you? Can't you tell which are true and which are fabricated?"

“Of course I can. I’m not a child. Spider-Man and Batman are fictional, but Santa Claus is real. He even gave me presents when I was a kid,” Lu Zhanbo retorted.

"..." Everyone.

Chapter 28: Hu Yifei is targeting me!

　“Zhanbo, I know your family history.” Zeng Xiaoxian put his arm around Lu Zhanbo’s shoulder. “If you have similar thoughts again in the future, I will never blame you.”

"Wait, wait, wait," Lu Zhanbo said nervously. "Didn't you say I could inherit that disease too?"

Zeng Xiaoxian didn't say anything, but stroked Lu Zhanbo's head and then gave him a big hug.

This behavior made Lu Zhanbo even more suspicious that he might have inherited mental illness, and he started acting strangely.

Hu Yifei quickly tried to dissuade her.

Su Mingyang had no interest in listening to their discussion and prepared to go out for some fresh air.

Open the door.

I saw a little boy standing outside the door, carrying a bamboo basket on his back, with several boxes of garlic inside.

"Hello, Uncle." The little boy greeted him politely.

"Hello, kid."

"We're raising money for polar bears, Uncle, would you like to join us?"

What happened to the polar bear?

"Freezing rain fell in Antarctica, and many polar bears froze to death after getting soaked."

"and then?"

Su Mingyang raised an eyebrow.

Where did the polar bears come from in Antarctica?

They don't even do their research before lying to people. Do they really think people are stupid?

However, he vaguely remembered that Guan Gu and the others seemed to have been deceived in the TV series...

Since I have nothing else to do right now, I might as well tease this little liar.

"Donating money is an act of kindness, uncle. Can you really bear to watch polar bears freeze to death?"

"I can't bear it."

"Then Uncle, please donate. I'll give you a 'good guy' card and a potted plant."

"What kind of flower is this?"

"Uncle, I'll tell you after you donate," the little boy said with a smile.

"how old are you?"

"Uncle, I'll tell you after you donate." The little boy's smile gradually faded.

"Where are your parents?"

"Uncle, are you going to donate or not?" The little boy's face darkened.

"I won't donate."

"..." The little boy paused for a moment, then pouted and said, "Uncle, you have no heart!"

Su Mingyang suppressed a laugh and, too lazy to tease the little boy any longer, said seriously, "Little friend, haven't you heard that if you have trouble, you should ask the law enforcement officers? I'll call them for you and ask them if they will donate."

Upon hearing this, the little boy darted away in a flash.

Su Mingyang smiled and shook his head, then went downstairs for a few laps.

When I came back at noon, I saw Hu Yifei leaving the house.

Zeng Xiaoxian followed behind, carrying a small bedside table with a KFC meal on it.

"Teacher Zeng, Yifei, what's going on?" Su Mingyang asked, puzzled.

“Oh, we’re planning to send some support to Ziqiao to cheer him up. Mingyang, would you like to come along?” Zeng Xiaoxian explained.

Su Mingyang's lips twitched.

Lu Ziqiao has no depression whatsoever.

However, Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian are now unilaterally believing this.

He had no choice but to just watch the show.

Su Mingyang thought about it and nodded: "Okay."

Hu Yifei glanced at him and teased, "Mingyang, are you just going to deliver warmth empty-handed? You should at least bring some gifts, right?"