Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

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Time flies, and two more days have passed in the blink of an eye.

These past two days, Su Mingyang has been holed up in his room drawing comics.

I quickly produced another dozen or so chapters, and after finishing, I went out of the room for some fresh air.

Just then, Hu Yifei walked in with a piece of paper in her hand, followed by Zeng Xiaoxian.

"Hey Hu Yifei, why can't we say things over there? Why did you have to call me here?" Zeng Xiaoxian sat down on the sofa, his tone full of resentment.

“That won’t do. This concerns Ziqiao. How embarrassing would it be if Meijia heard this?” Hu Yifei said, handing the papers to Zeng Xiaoxian. “You’d better get them appraised right away.”

Zeng Xiaoxian held the paper to his nose and took a deep breath.

"What is this? Why are you making it so mysterious?" Su Mingyang leaned closer.

"Uh, Mingyang, you're here too." Hu Yifei was taken aback, and said mysteriously, "Perfect timing. To tell you the truth, Zeng Xiaoxian and I found out that Ziqiao has been cheated on by Meijia, and the other person is Guangu."

"Yifei, didn't I tell you not to say it?"

Upon hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes. He had been telling Hu Yifei not to tell anyone about this, partly because he was afraid that Ziqiao and Meijia would feel awkward if they found out.

Another reason is the fear that his perverted behavior of spying on people for several hours will be discovered. As a radio host and a public figure, if this kind of thing gets out, where will he put his face?

"What's there to be afraid of when talking to Mingyang?" Hu Yifei said confidently, hands on her hips.

"Okay." Zeng Xiaoxian had nothing more to say.

"I say, are you so sure? Did you see it with your own eyes?" Su Mingyang's tone was slightly playful.

He wasn't quite sure how the plot would unfold from this point on, but he was certain that Hu Yifei and Zeng Xian had definitely misunderstood each other in this matter!

“Of course, otherwise would we be making wild guesses?” Hu Yifei said confidently. “Mingyang, since you’re here too, help us analyze the contents of this piece of paper.”

“Uh…” Su Mingyang didn’t know what to say.

"Where did you find this paper?" Zeng Xiaoxian asked, noticing that the paper smelled strange.

"I found it in the trash can in Ziqiao's room," Hu Yifei said casually.

"Damn it, you're a pervert! You actually went through someone else's trash can!" Zeng Xiaoxian jumped up from the sofa in fright, threw the paper far away, and suddenly asked, "You didn't go through my trash can too, did you?"

"Pah! Who would dare to look at a bitch like you? If anyone's going to look at someone, it'll be Mingyang!" Hu Yifei rolled her eyes.

"That's good." Zeng Xiaoxian breathed a sigh of relief.

"Yifei, what you just said isn't true, is it? You went through my trash can?" Su Mingyang was speechless.

"No, just kidding," Hu Yifei said with a forced laugh.

"Uh..." Su Mingyang looked at Hu Yifei's expression and couldn't tell if she was telling the truth.

I felt a little uncomfortable.

"Stop talking so much, hurry up and look at what's on the paper. I suspect Ziqiao already knows he's been cheated on." Hu Yifei picked up the paper and handed it to Zeng Xiaoxian.

Zeng Xiaoxian took the paper with suspicion and read aloud its contents: "I have transformed my wounds into roses, my tears into rain, and the cycle of reincarnation has already begun..."

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P.S.: As mentioned at the beginning, the protagonist only watched the first two episodes of the original Love Apartment before he traveled through time, so from now on, apart from knowing the main characters from a few seasons, he has no idea where the plot is going.

Chapter 26 Yifei, you should really take care of yourself!

When Zeng Xiaoxian finished reading, he praised, "I must say, Ziqiao is quite talented. He can write such an evocative poem."

“Teacher Zeng, it’s not that Ziqiao is talented, it’s that you’re inexperienced.” Su Mingyang rolled his eyes.

"Mingyang, what do you mean?" Zeng Xiaoxian was stunned.

Hu Yifei was also a little confused.

“You can search online; these are just song lyrics. I don’t remember which song they’re from, but I’m sure of them,” Su Mingyang explained.

"Really?" Zeng Xiaoxian said, opening the internet to search for keywords.

The result showed that it was Stefanie Sun's song, "Tears Become Poetry".

“See? I told you it was lyrics.” Su Mingyang raised an eyebrow.

Zeng Xiaoxian looked embarrassed.

“Tears become poetry, tears become poetry.” Hu Yifei murmured, slapped her forehead, and said with certainty, “Ziqiao must already know that he has been cheated on and is extremely heartbroken, which is why he copied these lyrics to express his feelings.”

"I knew he'd been acting like he was out of his mind these past few days, buying a bunch of green hats, and pretending nothing was wrong. These are all signs of a mental breakdown!"

Upon hearing this, Su Mingyang almost fell over.

I have to say, lady, your imagination is just too vivid! I'm impressed!

"It's just these two lines of lyrics, it can't be that serious, right?" Zeng Xiaoxian was skeptical.

"How could it not be? It's all your fault!" Hu Yifei glared at Zeng Xiaoxian and said angrily, "If you hadn't stopped me from breaking the ice, think about it, now those three lovelorn men and women are living together, and they would have found out sooner or later. Now that the truth has come out, he has nowhere to confide in, and he will definitely get depressed."

Zeng Xiaoxian was speechless after being rebuked, and looked to Su Mingyang for help.

"Yifei, these are all just guesses. I see you care so much about Ziqiao's mental health, why don't you worry about your own health first?" Su Mingyang couldn't take it anymore.

Good heavens, Hu Yifei's ramblings are getting more and more outrageous.

"My body?" Hu Yifei asked, puzzled. "I'm perfectly healthy, Mingyang. What are you talking about?"

"You're perfectly healthy, stop joking." Su Mingyang scoffed.

"What's wrong with Yifei's health? Mingyang, tell me." Zeng Xiaoxian was very interested and pulled Su Mingyang to sit down next to him.

"That won't do. This is Yifei's privacy. How can I just tell anyone?" Su Mingyang quickly refused.

Upon hearing the word "privacy," Zeng Xiaoxian immediately misunderstood and clicked his tongue at Hu Yifei: "Yifei, you should pay attention to hygiene and change your clothes frequently."

"Zeng! Xiao! Xian, do you believe I'll throw you out right now?" Hu Yifei understood Zeng Xiaoxian's meaning perfectly well. She pointed out the window, her eyes practically spitting fire.

Zeng Xiaoxian swallowed hard and looked weakly at Hu Yifei.

"Mingyang, just tell me, what's wrong with my body? How come I don't know?" Hu Yifei turned her head to look at Su Mingyang.

"Uh, do you really want to say it?" Su Mingyang hesitated.

"Say!"

"Okay, you're constipated..."

"Constipation? Is that all? I thought it was something else," Zeng Xiaoxian said casually.

"When did I become constipated?" Hu Yifei asked, somewhat annoyed.

"No? Then what were you doing, staying in the bathroom for ages the other night?"

Su Mingyang frowned.

Realizing she had misunderstood, and that Hu Yifei clearly wasn't constipated, then she...

As Su Mingyang was pondering, Hu Yifei pulled him into the room: "Su Mingyang, come with me."

Zeng Xiaoxian was left on the sofa looking completely bewildered.

in the room.

"Mingyang, did you hear everything that night?" Hu Yifei looked up at Su Mingyang, her face extremely embarrassed.

Su Mingyang nodded.

"Don't get me wrong, I didn't do anything wrong," Hu Yifei explained.

Hearing this, Su Mingyang understood. His gaze towards Hu Yifei became somewhat strange for a moment, but upon reflection, he realized that a single woman...

There's nothing wrong with what she did, so she said with relief, "I believe you, Yifei."

"You should understand, so I won't go into details. It's like you men..." Hu Yifei's voice trailed off at the end.

"Don't worry, I understand." Su Mingyang had never heard this female demon speak so gently before, and he was a little unaccustomed to it.

But the next second, he was in Spartacus.

"Mmm-hmm." Hu Yifei nodded, her expression changing, and she said fiercely, "Mingyang, please don't tell anyone. If you dare to say anything..."

If you leave, I'll make you a eunuch!

As she spoke, she lowered her head and clenched her fists tightly.

Su Mingyang gasped in shock upon hearing this.

Damn it, how can I tolerate such threats?

Su Mingyang held his breath, his mind racing, and then he had an idea. He smiled and said, "Don't worry, Yifei, I won't tell anyone, but..."

I have a question I'd like to ask you.

Seeing that Su Mingyang had "submitted" to her force, Hu Yifei breathed a sigh of relief and asked with a smile, "What's the problem?"

"I want to know who you were thinking about that night?"

After saying that, Su Mingyang ran out of the room and hid in his own room.

He was genuinely afraid that Hu Yifei would give him a "flash attack" (a slang term for a sudden, unexpected set of benefits).

Running away like a tiger with whiskers, that was so damn exciting!