Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

Chen Meijia nodded, her mouth practically watering, her eyes shining as she asked, "Mingyang, are you going to make this to eat now?"

Before Su Mingyang could speak, Hu Yifei quickly said, "No, we don't eat that."

Why buy it if you're not going to eat it?

Chen Meijia asked in confusion.

Lin Wanyu had a sudden inspiration and laughed, "Oh, we just switched to a vegetarian diet, this is too sinful! We were just about to throw it away."

After saying that, she picked up the steak and left.

Chen Meijia immediately stopped her: "No, no, no, that's such a waste! It's such a big piece of beef, it looks delicious."

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Lin Wanyu insisted, "No, we're going to throw it away. Nobody should eat it, it's too sinful!"

"It's okay, we have milk and beef. I can make beef teppanyaki for Guan Gu. Let me tell you a secret, Guan Gu is going to give me a surprise, and I want to repay him properly."

Chen Meijia happily took the steak and left.

Lin Wanyu quickly grabbed her:

Hey! Meijia, wait a minute, you can't give this to Guangu."

If Guan Gu Shenqi gets food poisoning and ends up in the hospital, then she will be in big trouble.

"What's wrong"

Chen Meijia asked in confusion.

"because"

Lin Wanyu tilted her head and thought for a moment, then said solemnly, "Because it got cold."

"It's raw, you can just burn it, bye-bye."

Chen Meijia was both amused and exasperated, and turned to leave.

Su Mingyang nearly fainted. He had been hoping Lin Wanyu could come up with a good reason, but it seemed he had no choice but to intervene. Thinking this, Su Mingyang quickly said, "Wait... Meijia, I suddenly remembered something!"

Chen Meijia stopped and turned to look at him curiously: "What is it?"

Su Mingyang walked over and took the beef from Chen Meijia's hand, saying, "You and Guan Gu just ate dog biscuits. There's an element in the dog biscuits that clashes with beef. If you eat them, it will affect your eyesight. You'll not only have auditory hallucinations, but also visual hallucinations!"

"Ah, Mingyang, how do you know so much?"

Chen Meijia was skeptical. She believed in auditory hallucinations, but visual hallucinations sounded a bit fantastical.

"You don't believe me? Then go ahead and eat it. Don't blame me if you get sick."

Su Mingyang handed the beef to Chen Meijia.

"Uh, then let's forget about it."

Chen Meijia waved her hand in refusal; she wouldn't dare joke about Guan Gu's eyesight.

Lin Wanyu looked at Su Mingyang with admiration, amazed that he had so easily gotten Chen Meijia to give up the beef.

In comparison, she felt so stupid.

At that moment, Teddy barked again: "Woof!"

"Oh dear, I think I'm hallucinating again."

Chen Meijia said nervously.

Su Mingyang urged, "Meijia, you should go back and get some rest. You'll be fine tomorrow."

Okay, bye-bye.

Chen Meijia greeted everyone and then quickly left.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

At this moment, Lu Zhanbo suddenly exclaimed, "Ah! Damn it!"

Su Mingyang, Hu Yifei, and Lin Wanyu looked over curiously: "What's wrong, Zhanbo?"

Lu Zhanbo pulled the dog out of his pants, turned around, and said to the three of them with a pained expression, "It peed in my pants!"

As he spoke, he suddenly remembered something, pulled two soaking wet concert tickets from his pocket, and cried out in despair, "Damn it! My concert tickets!"

Su Mingyang: ""

Lin Wanyu: ""

Hu Yifei: ""

Chapter 120 I even have to feed him!

"My Saranghae!"

Lu Zhanbo threw the teddy dog ​​back into the box, on the verge of a breakdown.

The tickets I finally got from Hu Yifei were ruined by dog ​​pee.

Damn it! For a moment, he even wanted to stew this dog.

"Wang"

The teddy bear dog sensed the murderous intent in Lu Zhanbo's gaze and let out an innocent bark.

Su Mingyang comforted him, "Zhanbo, the tickets are just wet, not torn. They'll still be valid if you let them dry."

"what"

Hearing Su Mingyang's words, Lu Zhanbo's mind, clouded by grief and indignation, cleared up. A sense of relief washed over him, and he exclaimed, "That's right, it's still useful! Haha!"

Hu Yifei rolled her eyes at the large puddle of urine on Lu Zhanbo's pants: "Forget about the money for now, hurry up and wash yourself clean. Wash the dog too, its fur is covered in pee."

"Wait a minute, let me find a place to air out the tickets first."

After Lu Zhanbo finished speaking, he looked around for a suitable spot.

Hu Yifei was speechless. At a time like this, they were still concerned about money.

Ignoring them, Su Mingyang continued working in the kitchen, preparing tonight's dinner—scallion oil noodles.

Lin Wanyu excitedly approached him and asked, "Mingyang, do you need any help?"

"Uh, we don't need to wash the vegetables."

Su Mingyang hesitated for two seconds, then turned to the large piece of beef and gestured with his chin, saying, "Wanyu, could you cut some beef off? We'll cook some to feed the dog later."

"no problem."

Lin Wanyu nodded in agreement and picked up the knife, ready to strike.

Su Mingyang reminded her, "Tie your apron first, so you don't get your clothes dirty."

"Okay, sure."

Lin Wanyu found an apron and was about to tie it when a thought struck her. With her back to Su Mingyang, she smiled and said, "Mingyang, I can't reach it, help me tie it."

"Wanyu, you can't do this. You have to ask me for help with everything. If you keep doing this, will I have to feed you when we eat later?"

While joking, Su Mingyang bent down to tie an apron for Lin Wanyu. Although she had gained weight recently, her waist was still very slender and could be encircled with one hand.

"Okay, you feed me!"

Lin Wanyu nodded subconsciously, her mind involuntarily conjuring up the scene of Su Mingyang feeding her, her eyes curving into crescents.

"what!"

Just as she was secretly dreaming, she suddenly felt a tickle on her waist and took two steps to the side as if she had been electrocuted.

Look back.

Su Mingyang looked at her with a smile in his eyes and teased, "When Wanyu can no longer move her hands and feet, I'll feed you."

"Oh, so that means you'll never feed me?"

Lin Wanyu forgot the embarrassment of being scratched just now and said with a slight regret.

Su Mingyang curled his lip: "What, Wanyu, do you want your hands and feet to be immobilized?"

"Of course not."

Lin Wanyu shook her head. Although she said that, she didn't really think that way.

It's okay to be unable to move for a day occasionally.

Su Mingyang had no idea what Lin Wanyu was really thinking, and said, "Then that's settled."

"Uh, Mingyang, noodles are needed."

Sitting on the sofa, Hu Yifei watched their endless chatter, coughed lightly, and thought to herself, "I can tolerate being fed dog food outside, but I have to eat it again at home? Do they even want to eat dinner?" "Okay."

Su Mingyang replied to Hu Yifei, then turned to Lin Wanyu and said, "The apron is tied, let's cut the beef."

"Um."

Lin Wanyu nodded. She had never chopped vegetables before; she usually helped with picking and washing them.

This is my first time chopping vegetables.

She took a deep breath, picked up the cleaver with one hand, and gently placed the knife on the beef with the other, sawing it.