Love Apartment: The All-Around Comedian

Hu Yifei, sprawled on the sofa, asked, "Mingyang, what are we having for dinner?"

"Wanyu went to buy it, don't panic."

Su Mingyang raised an eyebrow and said, "As for us, let's cook some noodles."

"All right."

Su Mingyang went to the kitchen and got busy.

A few minutes later.

Lin Wanyu pushed open the door and came in, carrying a huge piece of beef.

Hu Yifei and Lu Zhanbo were both startled, thinking it was an extra meal.

Su Mingyang turned to ask, "Wanyu, do you want to eat beef? Can you finish such a big piece?"

Lin Wanyu walked over to Su Mingyang with the steak in her hand, looking dejected. "No, I bought this for the dog at the market. They were all sold out of puppy food, so this is for adult dogs. It should be fine for them, right?"

Su Mingyang was charmed by Lin Wanyu's adorable blank expression: "This piece is so big, Wanyu, are you sure this puppy can finish it?"

He estimated that the beef weighed at least ten pounds.

Lin Wanyu glanced at the puppy on the coffee table, then at the beef ribs, gestured to indicate the size of the two items, and blushed, saying, "We probably can't finish them."

Seeing her actions, Su Mingyang didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Thinking to myself, Wanyu, do you have to be so cute? "If the dog can't finish eating, the human can eat it!"

Hu Yifei said happily, her mouth watering at the thought of eating steak.

Lin Wanyu explained, "The packaging says that this beef contains growth hormones and rubber fibers used for teeth grinding, so it's not edible."

Hu Yifei didn't understand and asked, "Wanyu, what are you talking about?"

Lin Wanyu tilted her head and thought for a moment, then said, "A composite product, it seems to be plastic."

Hearing this, Hu Yifei gave up the idea: "Okay."

Just then, a knock sounded at the door.

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"I'll go open the door."

Lin Wanyu put down the beef, opened the door and saw Chen Meijia, exclaiming in surprise, "Meijia, what brings you here? Mingyang hasn't cooked yet."

Hu Yifei, who was sprawled on the sofa, heard Meijia arrive and remembered Guan Gu's instructions. She snapped to attention and whispered, "Zhanbo, quickly hide the dog."

"it is good."

Lu Zhanbo picked up the dog and ran to the kitchen, opening the refrigerator to put it inside.

Seeing this, Hu Yifei put her hand to her forehead, feeling utterly speechless at her younger brother.

"Don't!"

Su Mingyang was also taken aback by Lu Zhanbo's thought process and quickly stopped him.

At the entrance.

"No, I'm not here for a meal. I'm here to borrow some milk. A few days ago, Ziqiao was fixing the microwave, and he ended up breaking the refrigerator."

Chen Meijia said to Lin Wanyu, then peeked inside and asked疑惑地问道, "What are they doing?"

"It's nothing, Meijia, just stand at the door and don't move."

Hu Yifei stood up and said with a smile, "I'll get it for you."

"I can't trouble you, Sister Yifei, I can take it myself."

Chen Meijia smiled and walked past Lin Wanyu to enter the room.

In the emergency, Lu Zhanbo gritted his teeth and stuffed the dog into his casual pants, hunching over with his back to the crowd.

Su Mingyang, who was standing nearby, widened his eyes when he saw this.

Zhanbo is such a ruthless killer! Seeing Chen Meijia about to enter the kitchen, Hu Yifei shouted anxiously, "Stop!!!"

Chen Meijia stopped in her tracks, her whole body trembling, almost giving herself a heart attack! Su Mingyang, Lu Zhanbo, and Lin Wanyu were also startled.

"Cough cough."

Hu Yifei realized she had been too excited, coughed twice, and forced a smile at Chen Meijia, saying, "Meijia, I'll get it for you."

After saying that, she took a carton of milk from the refrigerator, smiled, and handed it to Chen Meijia: "Here you go, Meijia, here's the milk you wanted."

"thanks!"

Chen Meijia thanked her with a smile and was about to leave.

With his back to everyone, Lu Zhanbo suddenly let out a strange sound: "Giggle giggle."

Everyone looked at Lu Zhanbo upon hearing this voice.

Seeing Lu Zhanbo's posture, Chen Meijia asked in confusion, "Zhanbo, why are you facing the wall?"

Su Mingyang stepped in front of Lu Zhanbo and said with a smile, "He made a mistake and is now facing the wall in self-reflection."

Hu Yifei held up her index finger in agreement, saying, "Yes, I'm disciplining him."

"Spend three hours facing the wall reflecting on yourself."

"Three hours 3"

Chen Meijia frowned and asked curiously, "What did Zhanbo do wrong?"

"Uh"

Hu Yifei pondered for a moment, then glanced at the piece of beef Lin Wanyu had bought. A thought flashed through her mind, and she exclaimed, "Eating meat without spitting out bones, yes, that's it... eating meat without spitting out bones!"

Lu Zhanbo: ""

Upon hearing this answer, Su Mingyang and Lin Wanyu's lips twitched slightly.

"This is a pretty serious mistake!" Chen Meijia stared wide-eyed at Hu Yifei: "This is it?"

Eating meat without spitting out the bones is considered a mistake, and being forced to stand facing the wall for three hours is justified. "Yes, this mistake is extremely serious, so it must be severely punished!"

Hu Yifei looked angry.

"All right."

Chen Meijia nodded.

She simply couldn't understand Hu Yifei's actions.

"Wang"

At this moment, the teddy dog ​​under Lu Zhanbo's crotch suddenly barked, expressing its strong accusation.

Lu Zhanbo's face was extremely grim, and the puppy was scurrying around inside his pants.

The pungent, tingling sensation was unbelievable! Chen Meijia frowned and asked, "What was that sound?"

Hu Yifei feigned ignorance, saying, "No, I didn't hear anything."

Lin Wanyu chimed in, "Yes, Jing, there wasn't a sound."

Su Mingyang remained silent, thinking to himself that neither Princess Wanyu nor the Great Demon King Yifei were particularly good at convincing themselves.

Chen Meijia tilted her head and thought for a moment, then said uncertainly, "It sounds like a puppy. Do you have a puppy here?"

Hu Yifei and Lin Wanyu were trying to come up with an excuse to fool Chen Meijia.

A mischievous glint rose in Su Mingyang's eye. Having come up with an idea, he feigned annoyance and slapped his forehead: "Oh no!"

Chen Meijia and the others looked at him curiously: "What's wrong?"

Su Mingyang looked at Chen Meijia and asked in confusion, "Meijia, you just said you heard a dog barking?"

"yes."

Chen Meijia nodded.

"That must be because you ate too many dog ​​biscuits and are hallucinating!"

Su Mingyang asserted, spouting illogical nonsense, "Think about it, dog biscuits contain a lot of hormones. These hormones not only stimulate growth and development, but also stimulate your ears, causing you to hear dogs barking!"

"Oh no way?"

Chen Meijia panicked instantly, her face turned pale, and she covered her ears in fear, asking, "What should we do?"

Su Mingyang suppressed a laugh and waved his hand, "No problem, it's just a minor side effect of the dog biscuits. It'll be fine after a good night's sleep."

"I see."

Chen Meijia breathed a sigh of relief.

Seeing that Su Mingyang had completely fooled Chen Meijia, Hu Yifei, Lin Wanyu, and Lu Zhanbo were utterly impressed. If they didn't know they actually had a dog at home, they would almost have believed his nonsense! At that moment, Chen Meijia suddenly noticed the beef on the kitchen cutting board. Taking a closer look, she exclaimed in surprise, "Ugh! What is this? It looks so ugly!"

Hearing this, Su Mingyang suspected that Chen Meijia's eyes had developed a problem from eating dog biscuits, and asked doubtfully, "Uh, Meijia, can't you tell what this is?"

Chen Meijia looked at it carefully for a moment, then said uncertainly, "It looks like beef."

Su Mingyang curled his lip: "Be more confident, remove the 'seems' part."

"Oh oh."