Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

"Little stutterer, do you remember the first time you and Brother Nan boarded the ship? It was me who ran out late at night to buy you condoms."

The stutterer's expression immediately changed.

The foreskin was still gushing.

"Remember? Small, pink, with spirals, roast goose flavor, that night you guys made... sob..."

Shanji Datian Er covered the mouth of the man with his foreskin covered, picked him up, and ran away.

Seeing Little Stutterer's displeased expression, Chan Ho-nam was furious. He hadn't expected that Bao Pi, that bastard, had been eavesdropping.

"Chan Ho-nam, I want to go home."

"Okay, I'll take you there."

"No need, I'll ride in KK's car, you can go with them."

Chan Ho-nam forced a smile: "Okay, be careful and get some rest."

After taking a few steps, the little stutterer suddenly turned around and looked at Chen Haonan. He thought she had remembered something, and a bright smile immediately appeared on his face.

"Chan Ho-nam, you don't need to try to help me regain my memory anymore. Maybe this is God's arrangement. Goodbye."

Chan Ho-nam's face fell.

The carriage was deathly silent. Chen Haonan looked like a frostbitten chicken, utterly listless.

"Big brother, why are you going back so soon? Aren't you going to help Little Stutterer regain his memory? I still have so many little stories and details to tell you."

Baopi was full of bull-like energy at that moment.

Chen Haonan looked at Bao Pi, his chest heaving violently. Bao Pi had always been timid, cowardly, greedy, and lecherous since childhood, always good at causing trouble but not good at settling it.

When did they become so despicable and deserving of a beating?

It seems to be the period from when Brother B became an idiot and went to work as a stable boy.

This guy is no longer viable, what should I do? Keep him?

"Foreskin."

"What's wrong, Brother Nan?"

"I don't think you're suited for the underworld. Why don't you... find a job?"

Tears from the foreskin can come on suddenly.

"Brother Nan, what did you say? Are you abandoning me? You're kicking me out after being brothers since childhood! What unforgivable mistake did I make? Is it because I just said you were using the same small-sized condom as me? Brother Nan, you can't do this."

Chen Haonan's fist clenched and unclenched repeatedly, unsure whether to beat up the fat man or comfort him.

"Foreskin, didn't you dream of becoming the King of Foreskins?"

"It's King the Stableman."

"I...okay, King of Stables, go pursue your dream, I support you."

"Really?"

The foreskin was as happy as a flower.

"Thank you, Brother Nan. As long as my dream comes true, you won't have to spend any money to find girls in the future."

Chan Ho-nam started picking his ear again. "Do I, a gang leader, need to find girls? Forget it, let the foreskin fly away, fly freely, fly far away, as long as it lives."

......

"Brother Long, there's a new bar that just opened here. Can I go in and sit for a bit?"

Wang Taiyi and Rosamund Kwan were strolling down the street one evening when they suddenly saw a newly opened bar. Rosamund Kwan, who loved these kinds of bourgeois things, begged Wang Taiyi to go in with her.

The group entered the bar, which was decorated very well, but the customers were mostly people who seemed to be involved in the underworld, probably run by some gang. Wang Taiyi glanced around and lost interest. Just as he was about to pull Guan Zhiling away, he saw an acquaintance.

"Brother Ji?"

"Ata!"

It's rare to see Brother Ji wearing a suit; he looks like a complete scoundrel. It seems he owns this bar. This guy actually owns a bar?

"Brother Ji, you own this bar? Wow, I thought you only knew how to run saunas."

Brother Ji looked a little embarrassed.

"Hehe, let's go into business together. We'll start a small business together. If you're interested, Auntie, you must come and support us often."

Before Old Wang, who was holding Rosamund Kwan, could speak, a gas cylinder came out from behind Brother Ji.

The smiling tiger wore a fake smile. He had been furious when he heard Brother Ji say the words "Ah Tai". Brother Ji had borrowed money from his loan shark and not only did he not pay it back, he also assaulted him. This man was a beast. He was about to come out and confront him when he saw Guan Zhiling in Wang Taiyi's arms.

What kind of beautiful women could these gangsters usually come into contact with? Jiang Tiansheng's woman was just a minor actress in pornographic films, yet they were already drooling over her, let alone a beauty of Guan Zhiling's caliber. Just one glance from him and the smiling tiger was already drooling, feeling a warm sensation in his pants.

Seeing Guan Zhiling, whose skin was glowing white, looking up at him with adoration as if he were the only person in the world, in Wang Taiyi's arms, the Smiling Tiger felt jealous.

Damn it, so what if you're handsome and good at fighting? You're just a low-ranking official, while I'm the head of the East Star Hall! I've got my eye on this woman, and I can take her place!

"What is your name, young lady? I am Wu Zhixiong, the leader of the Dongxing Society. You can call me Brother Xiong. It's an honor to meet you."

Without even glancing at Wang Taiyi, the smiling tiger reached out his groping hand to Guan Zhiling, intending to touch her hand. In his opinion, no matter how strong Wang Taiyi was, he wouldn't disrespect him, one of the Five Tigers. What was wrong with touching her hand? Touching your woman was giving you face. Besides, you still owe me money.

As soon as the smiling tiger finished speaking, Brother Ji knew things were going to get bad. Others might not understand Wang Taiyi, but he certainly did. Before he could even smooth things over, Wang Taiyi made his move.

Wang Taiyi didn't even glance at the smiling tiger, and slapped him so hard he flew into the crowd.

The plane behind him swooped down, pounced on the smiling tiger, and pulled out a screwdriver to stab him.

"Pfft! Pfft!..."

"Going into business together?"

Wang Taiyi continued the conversation as if unaffected.

"I wonder who Brother Ji is doing business with? Why didn't you contact me? You're naughty."

......

Chapter 91 The Playful Guy

When Smiling Tiger was stabbed, his dozen or so henchmen immediately rushed to his rescue.

Wang Taiyi's male model crew members were not to be trifled with either, and the two sides started shoving each other.

"Stop! Stop it now, stop poking the plane!"

Brother Ji grabbed Wang Taiyi's arm.

"Grandma! Stop the plane right now! That man is the smiling tiger of Tung Sing!"

"so what?"

"Hey, stop right now! I'll explain later, someone's about to die."

"airplane!"

Hearing his older brother's voice, the plane stopped moving and climbed off Smiling Tiger. Before getting up, it gave Smiling Tiger's butt another "plop".

It's like the exam bell ringing but you still have to write a couple more strokes; it's like being told to stop eating but having to take one last big bite before they put the food down; it's like the clock has rung but you still have to touch it a few more times.

These are all subconscious behaviors ingrained in men's genes; they can't be explained.

Brother Ji quickly made arrangements, having Smiling Tiger's henchmen take him to the hospital.

The smiling tiger stopped smiling. He endured the pain and pondered a question: What happened? He was just about to touch the beautiful woman's hand when suddenly his face hurt and he fell to the ground. Then, a man with big double eyelids descended from the sky, straddled him, and started poking him.

It happened so fast that many people hadn't even finished their drinks when they saw Dongxing's Smiling Tiger being carried out covered in blood.

Crow, wearing sunglasses, was carrying a bottle of liquor with one foot propped up on the bar. He was about to make a grand entrance when he saw Smiling Tiger covered in blood. His henchmen, like enthusiastic fans at a concert, lifted Smiling Tiger above their heads and carried him away, as if afraid no one would see him.

Damn! Where did this ruthless guy come from? He and the Smiling Tiger only separated half a minute ago?

"hiss……"

Only after seeing the smiling tiger being carried away did Brother Ji explain.

It turns out that Brother Kei opened the bar in collaboration with Smiling Tiger and Crow from Tung Sing.

The purpose of opening this bar is that Crow and Smiling Tiger are preparing to establish their presence in Causeway Bay. As for Brother Kei, he is simply taking advantage of the situation. Part of Wan Chai is his territory. Crow is opening a bar in his territory without Brother Kei having to pay any money and is even giving him half of the shares. How could Brother Kei not do it?

If it were anyone else, Brother Kei wouldn't say anything; he would just pretend to be clueless. But with Auntie, it doesn't matter. He's not the type to meddle in other people's business; he just likes to stir things up and have fun.

Wait, this is going to cause trouble!

"Auntie! Don't cause trouble! I just want to earn some extra money. If word gets out that I'm colluding with Tung Sing, how can I face anyone?"

Wang Taiyi patted Brother Ji on the shoulder.

"Brother Ji, look at what you're saying. Do you think I'm that kind of person? I would definitely spread it."

"Grandma, you..."

"Look how scared you are. You don't need to worry. Even if I don't tell anyone, my good brother Mr. Jiang will definitely know that he's involved with the people from Dongxing."

"What...what...what should we do?"

Brother Ji was in a panic. He was a veteran of Hongxing, and he knew Jiang Tiansheng's petty nature and character all too well.