Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

Inside the room, the wind howled, sand and stones flew, and the world seemed to be shaken by the fierce battle.

Wang Taiyi is currently battling two noobs who are not convinced of his strength.

The methods of immortals are truly extraordinary.

"Dang Dang!"

"Boom!"

"Ccrunch! Crunch!"

The battle was extremely fierce.

The maid was eavesdropping at the door. She was on one leg with the other three limbs pressed against the door as if she wanted to melt into it. Her ear was pressed against the door like a leech. She looked like a senile person.

Hehe...hehe...

If anyone saw this toilet, they'd be terrified; it's like a freakish Spider-Woman.

……

Early in the morning, Wang Taiyi stared into thought as he looked at the breakfast on the table.

Goji berry and ox penis aphrodisiac soup, astragalus and loach soup, stir-fried lamb testicles with scallions, oysters with scallions and ginger, stir-fried eggs with chives...

There are two kidney-tonifying soups. Lei Zhilan went to the film set early in the morning with Guan Zhiling. She was very curious about the classic movie that Lao Wang had invested in and wanted to go see it. Lao Wang tried to stop her but failed. Hopefully, she can hold on.

"Snapped!"

Wang Tai slammed his hand on the table.

"Who made breakfast?!"

That's incredibly disrespectful. Do I even need this? Besides, who the hell eats such greasy food right after waking up?

"What are your orders, sir?"

"Fuck me!"

The toilet appeared behind Wang Taiyi at some point, speaking in a low, gloomy tone.

"Don't you make any noise when you walk?"

The toilet boy gave a slight bow and a smile.

"Master, this is the toilet's special ability. It can appear by your side in the fastest speed to serve you. May I ask what your orders are?"

Don't smile at me!

Wang Taiyi turned away, refusing to look at her eerie white face.

"Don't waste food in the future. Besides, I'm so energetic that I don't need any supplements."

"Gulu~"

"What's that sound? And also, change your hairstyle. I can't accept you like this, you know that!"

"Okay sir."

"Alright, clean up this and give it to everyone to eat. Don't waste it. I'm going out to get something light."

As soon as Wang Taiyi got up and walked towards the door, she suddenly felt something was wrong, as if she was being watched by something. When she looked back, there was nothing strange except for the toilet and the person bending over.

"strangeness."

He didn't notice that as he turned around, the toilet was staring intently at his back and pert buttocks, practically shooting X-rays at him.

"boom!"

The door was slammed open as if Lei Zhilan and the other two women had been startled and rushed in, their clothes stained as if they had vomited.

"hey-hey!"

Serves you right! I told you not to go, you didn't listen to the handsome guy and now you're paying the price! Even I don't dare go, yet you dared:

You should know that even the staff on site couldn't stand it anymore. Their wages were increased tenfold, but some people still ran away. Two of the on-site psychologists also left.

If it weren't for the lack of money and the need to support their families, who among normal people could withstand the power of "Human Body Wu Gong"?

If the fat guy didn't have a dream of becoming a director, he would have run away long ago; he hasn't been to a nightclub in ages.

"Hey, the kids are back! How's it going on set?"

Wang Taiyi was gloating; he was most happy to add fuel to the fire.

“Ugh~~”

The two women ran even faster, probably to the bathroom to wash up.

Hehe, if I ever see someone I don't like, I can make them look at this thing. Who could stand it?

"I can't think about it anymore, ugh..."

Wang Taiyi almost threw up. Just thinking about it made him nauseous. People who have seen that film would take at least four or five years to recover.

"Jingle Bell……"

"Hey?"

Dafei's voice on the other end of the phone was tense and excited.

"Brother Donghuang, are you alright?"

Wang Taiyi asked curiously:

"What could be wrong with me? What happened?"

The sound on the other end of the phone was noisy, like it was coming from a hospital.

“Last night, all the leaders of our Hongxing Hall who attended the banquet were attacked by unknown forces.”

"You're not the leader of the gang, why were you attacked?"

"Just kidding, who can beat me? Of course, Brother Donghuang, you're an exception."

Dafei chuckled strangely.

"But Brother Ji broke his arm. I heard he was attacked on the boat with the girl. He jumped from the third floor and fell, haha."

Brother Kei often gets slashed on the ship; that's just his trait.

"Oh? He's the only one injured?"

"Yes, oh, and one more thing, Chan Ho-nam's girl was also injured, and I heard she lost her memory."

"What? What did you say happened to her?"

Wang Taiyi was shocked.

Dafei was also shocked by Wang Taiyi's tense tone. Damn, could it be that Brother Donghuang and Chen Haonan's girlfriend are having an affair? Impossible, right?

"That's right, that little stutterer lost his memory in a car accident."

"Which hospital is she in? I'm coming right away!"

Amnesia? That's amnesia literature! I've finally encountered something like this in real life. How could I not participate and do justice to all the countless stories of Emperor Ruyan I've heard?

……

At the entrance of Dongxingtang.

The camel is offering incense to Guan Yu.

Behind him stood Crow and Smiling Tiger. Crow, who was usually disrespectful and unruly like someone with ADHD, was unusually still, still thinking about those two magical grenades.

"Crow, you smiling tiger! Did you do this?"

Camel received news of the attack on several leaders of the Red Hing gang immediately. Considering how these two men had always wanted to plant their flag in Causeway Bay, he quickly suspected them.

"hey-hey."

The smiling tiger had a fake smile on his face.

"Boss, I'm doing this for the good of Dongxing. Our territory is only so big. If we don't expand, how will we make money? If we make more money, you can live in a big villa in the Netherlands, right?"

That being said, the things you guys did were incredibly sloppy.

The smiling tiger may seem like a schemer, but he's really just that kind of person. He didn't even finish high school, yet he's still trying to pull off all sorts of tricks. Anyone with a brain can see right through him.

It's like he thought he was Zhuge Liang, but he was just Wu Yong, or even a low-end version of him. Wu Yong was a master at sowing discord and framing others.

"That's right, boss. So what if they know it was us? We've already had a run-in with Hongxing. I've been wanting to get rid of Donghuang and the Crown Prince for a long time. And that Chen Haonan with otitis media, damn it! What a piece of trash."

"Snapped!"

The camel slapped the crow across the face, the motion smooth and effortless, moving from bottom to top.

"Fight! Fight! All you know is fighting and killing. What good will it do you to fight between the two sides? Do you still think things are the same as before?"

The crow covered its face and lowered its head, its eyes radiating murderous intent.

Damn it! It's always like this. You can talk, but why are you hitting me? I'm one of the Five Tigers, you think I'm some nobody? Damn it! This boss is no good.

The smiling tiger watched all this with amusement, his eyes darting around, probably thinking of some elementary school-level scheme.

"In short, remember this: now is not the time to start a war with Hongxing, and no one is allowed to act recklessly."