Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

Extortion, absolute extortion. Ding Xiaoxie had done such things before, but he never thought it would happen to him.

Ding Xiaoxie's tone returned to calm.

"I need to talk to my brother on the phone."

"Sorry, the director is giving them instructions and there's no time."

Damn it, does this bastard even know how to kidnap someone? Shouldn't the person being blackmailed be informed that the hostage is safe?

"How can I pay your ransom if you don't let me know my brothers are safe!"

“Mr. Ding, what are you saying? We are respectable people. What ransom? It’s as if we are kidnappers. We don’t need it. It’s you brothers who are insisting on paying it.”

"Then you should let me hear their voices first, right?"

"...You're such a pain in the ass, take it or leave it."

Damn it, this guy is ruthless. Based on his extensive experience with bad guys, Ding Xiaoxie's intuition told him that his brother was likely in his hands.

"Wait! I'll give it to you! How much do you want?"

"It's funds."

"...How much funding do you want?!"

"It's not that I want it, it's that the production team needs it. Let's start with 50 million. After all, this is a big production that requires special effects. Have you seen Star Wars? It's that kind of thing. We'll make up the difference if there's too much."

"Time! Place!"

"Then let's meet at the intersection of xxx Road in Tsim Sha Tsui in an hour. By the way, is an hour enough? Do you need more time to raise the funds?"

You're really considerate.

"No need, don't worry, I'll be there on time!"

"Snapped!"

In the office, Ding Xiaoxie smashed the phone.

"Damn it, no matter who you are, I'm going to kill you!"

"Men! Bring your weapons and get to work!"

On the other end, Wang Taiyi also made a phone call.

"Hey! Airplane, what are you doing?"

"........."

"Training Xiaosai? I'd completely forgotten about him. You bring your men out here and get to work."

"........."

"What's going on? You're like this, you take your people first, blah blah blah... then blah blah blah..."

After hanging up the phone, Wang Taiyi waved to Fang Min.

"Come on, there's going to be a good show soon, and another wish of yours will be fulfilled."

.........

After one hour.

Ding Xiaoxie was driving a car with four henchmen crammed inside, each carrying a weapon, Black Star.

He believed that with his bravery and a few guns, he could definitely rescue his brothers.

Wang Taiyi told him the transaction location was at the end of the street where the Golden Night Building was located, and Ding Xiaoxie's car would be able to pass by the building.

Ding Xiaoxie was extremely anxious and drove at breakneck speed, leaving his underlings in the car swaying back and forth.

As the car passed the Golden Night Building, a dump truck suddenly rushed out from around the corner.

The timing was perfect; Ding Xiaoxie's car was smashed to pieces, and even the streetlights were broken.

The car was upside down on the ground, its shape resembling an inverted V from hitting a streetlight. Several of the henchmen inside were already unconscious, but Ding Xiaoxie, with his strong will to live, was still standing and struggling to climb out of the car, but unfortunately, his seatbelt was stuck and he couldn't get out.

The dump truck driver painted all his nails on the plane, then pulled down his headgear to cover his head except for his eyes. He coldly jumped off the truck with a knife in hand. The guy in the driver's seat took out a bottle of liquor, gulped it down, and then slumped over the steering wheel to sleep.

Passersby avoided the area upon seeing the airplane's shape.

The plane came up to the car, squatted down, grabbed Ding Xiaoxie's hair and looked at him. Hmm, he recognized him from his eyes. This was the person he was going to stab.

The plane glanced into the carriage, then nodded, got up, and walked to the other end of the carriage.

Ding Xiaoxie knew something was wrong when he saw the airplane's design; it was either an enemy or that kidnapper. He hurriedly tried to draw his gun, but it had rolled away somewhere during the car accident.

The plane opened the car door from the other side and pulled out two boxes. They quickly opened them for inspection and found that the Hong Kong dollars in the boxes were all blank paper except for the top layer which was real money.

Damn it, this is so dishonest. If they can even fake the ransom, what else is real?

After thinking for a moment, the plane quickly emptied the Hong Kong dollars from the top layer and stuffed them into his pocket, then he picked up his knife and climbed into the carriage.

Ding Xiaoxie was still halfway outside the carriage when he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his lower body, followed by a second and a third pain... Finally, Ding Xiaoxie fainted.

After stabbing the person, the plane threw down the knife and fled the scene quickly.

Wang Taiyi, Fang Min, and Ruan Mei witnessed the entire process from the rooftop.

"Don't worry, your second sister won't be in a relationship with a member of the Ding family again and have a tragic love affair. At most, she'll just be sisters."

Ruan Mei looked reluctant.

"Even though they are bad people, this is really cruel. Aren't you afraid of getting arrested?"

"What am I afraid of? It wasn't me who did it. It was all an accident, an accidental car accident, an accidental robbery."

Wang Taiyi lit a cigarette, took a deep drag, and spoke in a deep voice.

"Hu~~"

"This is the world of martial arts. It's not just about fighting and killing, but also about traffic accidents."

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Chapter 78 Elegance

"Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not demand protection money... no... no..."

He knelt on the ground, shirtless, his body tightly bound with rattan, his hands clasped together, muttering something that sounded like scripture.

"Xiaosai, you've become lazy!"

Fei Xue sat in the chair opposite Xiao Sa.

Upon hearing Fei Xue's voice, Xiao Sa trembled as if he had some kind of post-traumatic stress disorder.

"Master, no!"

No! You want it!

Fei Xue pressed a long stick against Xiao Sa's chest. The stick had a peculiar design, with two small wings and an electric baton attached to the front.

The stun gun is activated.

"Zi...Zi..."

"what!!!"

Xiao Sa screamed in agony, sending chills down the spines of the two guards inside the room. It was horrible! Absolutely horrible!

They had witnessed Xiao Sa's experiences during this time, and they didn't know what kind of strange creature this Fei Xue was; she was too ruthless.

Ten seconds later, Xiao Sa's middle-parted hair, which had been electrified, turned into an afro, and he collapsed on the ground with smoke coming out of his mouth.

"Xiaosai, you are a quick learner. Look, at first you could only withstand the Thunder Ring for 2.3 seconds, but now you can withstand it for 10 seconds."

Fei Xue sounded pleased.

"If this continues, you will endure it for one minute, ten minutes, or an hour. I believe you will definitely become a lightning attendant under my divine throne. I have high hopes for you."

Xiao Sa was speechless. At first, he could still yell at the fat man, but now he only felt numb and fear when he saw him.

"Hmm? Why aren't you saying anything? Come on! Let's continue reciting the scriptures."

The room's electric fan blew over the sutra that Fei Xue had placed on her lap. The cover had three handwritten words on it: "Big B Curse".

"Jingle Bell……"

The ringing phone interrupted Fei Xue's speech. Fei Xue took out her phone and her voice changed from compassionate to slightly more human.

"Big brother!"

"........."

"What? You want to see Xiaosa? But I haven't fully trained him yet. Give me another month and I guarantee Xiaosa will become your fanatic."

Hearing Fei Xue's words, Xiao Sa, who was lying on the ground, began to convulse again. "A month? Why don't you just let me die!"

"Xiaosai, I've summoned you. Are you ready?"

Xiao Sa trembled as he spoke.

"Ready...ready."