Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

The bustling street was deserted except for their section; the flow of people turned a corner here, and people in several shops behind them were secretly glancing in their direction.

Wang Taiyi grinned at them, earning 50 points.

After looking at the ID cards of several people, the policeman said, "Don't cause trouble, leave now," and then left.

Wang Taiyi remained silent for a long time. Why was this happening? Did he look like a bad guy? No, it wasn't his fault.

Looking around at this group of oddballs, he realized that they were the ones who had ruined his image.

"It's all because of you bastards. Can't you dress up a little when you go out in the future? You've made me get questioned by the police."

The underlings stared wide-eyed. "Boss, do you want to see what you just said? You've already filed a report with the police, haven't you?"

[Ding: +1 +1...]

[Ding: Shock Points: 10,000. System officially activated]

Wang Taiyi was also taken aback. Officially started? So this is the first time the power has been connected. However, he was extremely excited.

[The system will not provide any further notifications. A reward will be given for every 10,000 points the host accumulates.]

[A welcome gift pack is included with the official system launch.]

1 million Hong Kong dollars

2. Energy-boosting pills (for improving cognitive function)

3. (Gold) Ji Gong's ash (detoxifies all poisons and cures all diseases)

4. Storage Ring

5. Jade-Faced Grenade King's Trench Coat (Wearing this will grant you unlimited grenades if you introduce yourself)

6. The overall four-dimensional attributes have been doubled.

Wang Taiyi was shocked. It wasn't anything else, but the ashes of Ji Gong. If there was Ji Gong, then were there other gods?

Does that mean I can also become an immortal?

My goodness, things are looking up more and more promising.

Why bother with any business after this? Just focus on adding more points.

After dismissing his underlings, Wang Taiyi took out a stimulant pill from his ring.

"These divine things are truly extraordinary."

Looking at the energizing pills that were as big as apples, Wang Taiyi clicked his tongue in amazement. "No wonder they're different," he said. "This isn't a pill, it's a ball! The thing is, you have to swallow it whole to get the effect."

I squeezed it, and it's quite soft. Can it really swallow something this big?

With a determined look, Wang Tai squeezed the pill down to a smaller size and swallowed it in one gulp. Damn it, those women in Sheng Gu could swallow half a ham, so no one should die.

"yue~~yue~~~"

Damn it! He got a pill stuck in his throat, making Wang Taiyi's face turn red.

Wang Taiyi pinched his throat with one hand and flailed his other hand wildly in the air, as if he had touched an electric shock.

Passersby stopped to watch curiously as Wang Taiyi acted strangely, and soon a circle formed around him.

"Hey! What is this person performing? Their movements are so weird."

"Well, I think he was acting out a monkey that drank boiling water."

"Is that so? Brother, you're so cultured."

"Don't talk nonsense. I'm a PhD from the University of Hong Kong specializing in folklore. This guy is clearly acting out a scene from the life of a drowned ghost. I must say, he's very good at it. I want to hire him as my assistant. He's a very convincing actor."

"You're all useless, this guy is obviously just an actor,"

"Tch, I think this guy is just a fellow Daoist, his addiction is acting up."

"........."

Wang Taiyi cursed inwardly, "You damned ghosts, huh? Fellow Daoists, huh? I'll remember you all. Once I swallow this stuff, you'll all become dead ghosts."

"Make way, make way quickly." A tall, thin, bespectacled, refined-looking man pushed through the crowd, rushed to Wang Taiyi, and quickly hugged him from behind.

"You son of a bitch, are you trying to assault me? You're dead meat, kid."

The man clenched his fist and pressed it against Wang Taiyi's stomach, trying to pick him up.

Damn, Wang Taiyi immediately recognized it as the Heimlich maneuver. This guy thought he was about to choke to death and was trying to save him. Oh well, he'll spare his life.

Wang Taiyi grabbed the refined-looking man with one hand and threw him into the crowd.

The man scrambled to his feet and tried to rush at Wang Taiyi, but was stopped by Wang Taiyi's fierce glare, which made him extremely anxious.

"Sir, don't be nervous. I am Dr. Cheng Zhimei from Renai Hospital. I am not a bad person. Your situation is very urgent. Let me help you and help you spit out the foreign object stuck in your throat."

Hmm, he's a good person, and he's not afraid of being scammed. It's a pity that I'm swallowing this, not spitting it out.

Damn, if only there were water.

Suddenly, my eyes lit up. In the crowd, there were two little girls wearing white dresses that looked like school uniforms. They were clearly frightened by Wang Taiyi's performance. Their eyes were red. Indeed, Wang Taiyi's face was purple and he looked like a ghost.

One of them was holding a thermos in her arms. Wang Taiyi stepped forward and snatched it away. The little girl was so frightened that she didn't dare to make a sound.

Chicken soup? There's oil foam on top, what a letdown. Oh well, I won't bother with this person. Wang Taiyi grabbed the thermos and started chugging it down his throat.

"Gulp... gulp..."

Finally, Wang Taiyi swallowed the elixir.

"Ah! I almost died, hiccup~~~"

I let out a burp, and my mind became crystal clear. It really lives up to its reputation as a brain-boosting pill. Not only did my brain feel like it had been rubbed with menthol balm, but I also inexplicably felt like my IQ had increased a few points.

There's no system notification right now, and I don't know how many points I just earned.

Without the notification sounds, even with the system, my enthusiasm for completing tasks has cooled down a bit. Sigh... have I gotten too cocky? No, this isn't good.

Hmm? What's that on your waist?

He saw that her hands were still wrapped around her waist, and when she turned her head, she was staring at a man with gold-rimmed glasses.

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From Chapter 9 onwards, you'll be working for me.

"You want to seduce me? Let go of me now."

Cheng Zhimei watched as the young man returned to normal, then awkwardly withdrew her hand.

"No, sir, I wanted to save you. You don't know what happened just now..."

"Alright," Wang Taiyi interrupted Cheng Zhimei.

"I know, I'm fine now, thank you Dr. Cheng."

"You're welcome."

When the people around realized there was no excitement to be had, they all left.

"Since you're alright, sir, I'll be going now. Please be careful in the future."

After saying goodbye to Dr. Cheng, Wang Taiyi was about to leave when he suddenly felt something tugging at his clothes. He turned around and saw the little girl who had just drunk the chicken soup from Dr. Cheng tugging at his clothes, her eyes red.

Wang Taiyi glanced at the little girl; she had big eyes and was quite cute.

"Want an autograph? You girls are really something. You should study hard instead of acting like you're going to die for a handsome guy. It's only because I'm like this. If it were someone else, you'd be happy to be sold out. Brainless fans are really scary. Alright, give me the pen."

Fang Min stared blankly at the handsome man in front of her, stunned. This guy was so rude! He drank her chicken soup and then called her brain-dead. Did he know how expensive chicken soup was? This was made for Sister Ling! This was too much of a bully.

"You...you have to pay for my soup, and...and the thermos." Fang Min mustered her courage and said to Wang Taiyi:

"Huh? What did you say? Speak louder!"

Wang Tai put one hand behind his ear and tilted his head to face the little girl, startling her.

Thinking about her home environment and looking at the dented and empty thermos, Fang Min mustered her courage again: "You...you can just give me 100 yuan."

"What? 100? What do you take me for? A sucker?"

Wang Taiyi's shout startled Fang Min, filling her eyes with tears.

Hmm? Just a couple of shouts and she's this scared. Looks like she's a valuable experience point. Can't let her go.

"What is your name!"

"Ah? I... I'm called Fang Min."

"How old are you? What grade are you in? How many people are in your family?"

"I...I've gone through a phase of chuunibyou (middle school syndrome). This year...this year...I'm sorry, I don't want your compensation anymore. I'm leaving. Goodbye!"

The little girl seemed to realize that the handsome older brother in front of her was a scoundrel and a bad guy. She was terrified that the Ding family, her enemies, were all bad people. She regretted coming up to ask for compensation and now just wanted to escape this terrible place.

Seeing this little guy trying to run away, how could Wang Taiyi let him go? His goal now was to become an immortal, and he couldn't let go of such a high-quality experience pack.

He grabbed Fang Min's schoolbag and lifted her up. Fang Min closed her eyes and her body was suspended in the air, her two short legs moving rapidly in the air.

"Hey!"