Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

"Cough! Cough!"

Wang Taiyi cleared his throat.

"Today, the heavens are kind—the sky is clear and the air is fresh! Today, the earth is kind—it nurtures all things! Today, you are kind… (two thousand words)… We gather here to say to Fang Min… wait, pshaw! Let's say, Happy Birthday!"

A group of women watched Wang Taiyi's attempt to sound like a deep baritone, their lips twitching. And what on earth was that line? Why did they have this urge to press some remote control button?

Wang Taiyi took in the expressions on their faces.

A bunch of foolish Hong Kong people who've never watched the Spring Festival Gala, just wait, we'll definitely show you the power of the Spring Festival Gala someday.

"Are you done yet? I'm so hungry, and my arms are so sore."

Only a stubborn fool like Ruan Mei would dare to speak to Old Wang like that.

"Alright! Alright! Eat up, eat up, eat until you die!"

Ruan Mei didn't care at all, and started eating as soon as she picked up her chopsticks:

"It smells so good!"

Ruan Mei, that poor little devil, finds everything delicious. If she can't finish a meal, she saves it for the next meal, and the meal after that. She won't throw it away even if it goes bad. She has to eat all the delicacies on the table until she's completely stuffed, so she won't have to eat tomorrow.

Wow! It smells so good.

A sleazy voice came from the doorway.

Because the low-rent housing is too small, residents usually leave the doors open for ventilation when cooking or doing other things.

Five or six people were seen blocking the doorway, looking mockingly into the house.

Upon seeing the newcomers, Sister Ling immediately stood up and shielded everyone behind her like a mother hen protecting her chicks.

"Hey Ding, what are you trying to do? I'm warning you, don't you dare mess around, or I'll call the police!"

When Wang Taiyi turned around, he saw that it was the three Ding brothers. The one in the orange suit was the second brother, Ding Yixie. As one of the top 10 most despicable villains, he was so evil that he could make several pots of boiled fish. Poor Fang Min was forced into having a lot of venereal diseases by him after he took a liking to her. He even spread the news around, and in the end, he drove her to jump off a building.

What a coincidence! Since we've met by such a fortunate coincidence, Brother Donghuang must arrange it for you.

Ding Yixie laughed so hard he bent over when he heard Sister Ling's threat.

"Call the police! I'm so scared, Sister Ling. We've known each other for a long time. I'll help you find a lawyer, okay? Third brother, hurry up and help Sister Ling, hahaha."

The third brother, Ding Lixie, who looked like a complete scoundrel, laughed and said, "Sister Ling, you can hire me as your lawyer. I won't charge you any legal fees."

The group burst into laughter, while Sister Ling trembled with anger.

Ding Yixie walked into the house on his own, went to the dining table, picked up a piece of pork rib, and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Wow, this is delicious."

Then he looked at the birthday girl, Fang Min, and his eyes lit up.

In the past, Fang Min was a weak and well-behaved type, the type that perverts like Ding Yi Xie liked to bully the most. Today, he saw that Fang Min had changed a lot. He was now vigorous and strong, which made him even more interested in being able to endure beatings.

He had his eye on the youngest sister of the Fang family for a long time, but he hadn't dared to make a move because of the relationship between his eldest brother, Ding Xiaoxie, and Fang Ting. Recently, it seemed that his eldest brother and Fang Ting had some kind of conflict, and he felt that the opportunity had come. He had to take this piece of the pie.

"Xiaomin, today is your birthday, right? See, I even remembered. Aren't you touched? I also brought you a special gift today. I'm sure you'll like it, hehe."

Fang Min watched coldly without saying a word. Her older brother hadn't even spoken yet. If this had happened before, she would have trembled and shed tears. But now, she was just analyzing where to hit Ding Yixie to make him lose his fighting ability immediately.

Ding Yixie was about to say something flirtatious when he noticed out of the corner of his eye that a handsome man was on the phone.

"Where have you all been? Get up here and get to work."

"..."

"Yes, 6 people."

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Chapter 75 Take them all away

Ding Yixie got angry just looking at Wang Taiyi on the phone. There was no other reason than that anyone more handsome than him was guilty.

"Hey, you bastard, who are you? Doing something? What kind of work? Collecting garbage?"

Sister Ling then remembered that there was an important person here, so there was nothing to be afraid of now.

Fang Ting watched this scene, hesitant to speak. She knew Wang Taiyi's background; what if he killed Ding Yixie? Ah Xiao would be heartbroken.

Fang Fang, on the other hand, was much more excited, shouting in her heart, "Ding Yixie, you piece of trash, do it! Do it now!"

"I'm talking to you, are you scared out of your wits?"

As she spoke, she reached out to grab Wang Taiyi's hair.

"Snapped!"

"what......."

Wang Taiyi pinned Ding Yixie's hand to the table with a single chopstick.

Patting Ding Yixie's face, Wang Taiyi laughed and said, "Don't worry, the best is yet to come."

"Second brother!"

When the two Ding brothers saw Ding Yixie's miserable state, they immediately wanted to come and help.

"Quick! Go save Second Brother!"

The scene he had anticipated—his three henchmen rushing up to beat Wang Taiyi—did not happen. When he turned around, he saw that more than a dozen burly men were standing in the corridor, and his three henchmen were surrounded like chicks.

The underlings who could accompany Wang Taiyi were all carefully selected. Their fighting ability was irrelevant; their appearance had to be presentable. They were all muscular guys over 190cm tall, like members of a Western boy band.

"This...this..."

The two Ding brothers stuttered.

Ding Yixie also noticed something was wrong; this kid wasn't exactly a decent person either.

"Brother, where are you from? It's all a misunderstanding. I'm from the Zhongqing Society, we're all brothers in the underworld."

Wang Taiyi tapped Ding Yixie's head with a soup spoon.

"Who's your brother? There's no misunderstanding."

Ding Yixie's eyes were fixed on the women in the room from the moment he entered, his gaze lewd, and his erection was obvious. If Wang Taiyi hadn't been there today, Fang Min's nightmare would have begun.

"Come on, take them all!"

Wang Taiyi stood up and said.

"Alright, that's enough for today. I'm taking these trash with me. They shouldn't be showing up in front of you again. Oh, and they seem to have some kind of boss. I'll deal with him too, so don't worry."

Hearing this, Sister Ling breathed a sigh of relief, Fang Fang beamed with joy, and Fang Ting frowned slightly.

"Oh right, Fang Min, you came along too, and so did you, that Ruanmei."

Fang Min didn't say a word and got up to stand up behind Wang Taiyi, while Ruan Mei was still showing off her food.

"I don't want to go, I still want to eat."

“If I tell you to come, you come. If you don’t come, I’ll… Your grandma is collecting garbage, right? I’ll have someone wet all the cardboard boxes she collects, inflate all the empty bottles, and tear all the newspapers to shreds. I’ll exhaust her.”

"You...you're so vicious! I'll go with you then."

Golden Night Building.

The top floor has been converted into a water bar, a gym, and a fighting ring by Wang Taiyi's orders.

"What do you want to do? Let me go right now, or my brother will not let you off the hook."

Ding Yixie, with chopsticks still stuck in his hand, was still shouting wildly.

Wang Taiyi lay on a recliner.

"Hey you, beat these guys up for ten minutes first!"

After saying that, he picked up the phone and started making a call.

"Hey! It's me. Bring your tools to the Golden Night Building and get some work done."

Fang Min stood obediently behind Wang Taiyi, while Ruan Mei had already slipped away to the bar to drink beverages, choosing the most expensive ones and even foolishly making herself a cup of protein powder, mistaking it for baby formula.

Ding Yixie and his gang were soon beaten black and blue.

When the group was dragged in front of Wang Taiyi again, they still did not submit. Perhaps it was Ding Xiaoxie's confidence that gave them the confidence to act so arrogantly.

"You bastard, go ahead and kill me if you dare, or I'll make you suffer a horrible death."

Ding Yixie remains arrogant as ever.

"What a tough guy! I like tough guys."

Wang Taiyi glanced sideways at Ding Yixie from his chair.

"Don't say I didn't give you a chance. How about this, let's have a fight. If you win, you can leave."

Ding Yixie stuck out his neck.

"Damn it, you're kidding me!"

This place is full of tough guys, who could he possibly beat? With his body worn down by wine and women, he could at best go toe-to-toe with an old woman.