Hong Kong variety show: Why do you say I'm crazy?

"That's so unoriginal."

Wang Taiyi then asked the airplane, "What if it were you? How would you cause trouble?"

The plane's eyes remained fixed.

"Brother, if it were me, I would lead a group to rush into the crowd and stab a few of them to death first, then they definitely wouldn't be able to get here!"

"Then you must die too!"

Dafei asked curiously:

"Brother Donghuang, if it were you, how would you cause trouble?"

"Me? There are too many ways. For example, I could have a hundred of my underlings take laxatives, line up at the casino entrance, and collectively have diarrhea, thus subduing the enemy without a fight. Or, for example..."

"Stop...stop talking."

Even the slovenly Dafei couldn't stand it anymore.

"They're about to begin."

Ding Yao was furious when she saw Shanji appear. "I just rejected you, and you pull this stunt on me? They say even a day as husband and wife is a hundred days of kindness, and even a casual relationship is still a relationship. How many times have I been kind to you, and now you're trying to ruin me?"

Chicken had already left the Triad and returned to the Hung Hing. He was overjoyed when Lei Gong died, now he didn't have to worry about how to explain things to Lei Gong, and he could even win the heart of a beauty.

He excitedly went to find Ding Yao, but of course, he was decisively rejected by her. Lei Gong was dead and she had taken his place. How could she possibly go back to Hong Kong Island with Shan Ji to be a 49-level prostitute's girlfriend? Shan Ji wasn't even a 49-level prostitute anymore. When he rejoined Hung Hing, he started from the bottom.

Normally, Ding Yao would have kept this sycophantic man in check, but at that moment, she was busy climbing the ranks and competing with those hall masters, so she was in a bad mood and said a few sarcastic things to Shanji, and even had him kicked out.

Unfortunately, the person who drove away the pheasant was another of Ding Yao's sycophants, the fake mute who used to be by Lei Gong's side.

When the fake mute saw Ding Yao and Shanji having an affair, he was so jealous that he was dying of envy. If he had known that he hadn't even gotten to have her yet, his old and new grudges would have combined, and he would have given Shanji a good beating, almost killing him.

Shanji was petty to begin with, and she even thought it was Ding Yao's doing. Fine, you won't come with me then, but what the hell do you mean by trying to kill me? So what if the Queen can't have a stain on her record? Am I a stain?

Then, out of love, Shanji turned to hate and began to hate Ding Yao.

Ding Yao was unaware of this misunderstanding, and even if she had, she wouldn't have cared. Shanji was just a pawn in her game.

Ding Yao glanced coldly at Chen Haonan and Chicken, a disdainful smile playing on her lips. She said mockingly, "You bunch of thugs dare to cause trouble in my casino? Do you want to die?!"

The pheasant stepped forward.

"What? We were just joking, aren't you welcome?"

Ding Yao looked at the pheasant wearing sunglasses.

"We're open for business, of course you're welcome. You should have a great time, because once you leave the casino, I can't guarantee what might happen."

The threat is obvious.

"By the way, your glasses are really ugly."

He then called over a henchman and ordered him to keep a close eye on Chen Haonan and his men, and not to let them cause trouble.

Just kidding, how could they not cause trouble? Chen Haonan and his gang came here to cause trouble.

With a wink from Chan Ho-nam, his henchmen got to work.

Da Tian Er, Chao Pi, and Bao Pi each carried a sack and walked towards the gambling tables with the most people. They could tell from the movement inside the sacks that they were living creatures.

Da Tian Er was the first to make a move.

The sack was thrown onto the gambling table, and snakes landed on it and crawled around, scaring the guests into screaming and scattering in all directions.

Seeing this, Ding Yao glared angrily at Chen Haonan and Chicken.

Chan Ho-nam shrugged and gestured to Ting Yiu with his eyes, "You think that's all? You're wrong!"

This time it was bedbugs, and the burlap sack containing the bedbugs contained stink bugs, which made the guests scream even louder.

"Chen Haonan!" Ding Yao's voice was filled with murderous intent.

To be honest, Chan Ho-nam didn't expect his men to prepare such a pleasant surprise, and he was very satisfied.

Chen Haonan looked at Ding Yao with a sneer, "This isn't over yet."

This time it was the foreskin. The foreskin sack was flung around, and its contents were thrown all over the gambling table.

This time there were no screams, but instead the guests gasped in shock, and even Ding Yao's expression became somewhat strange.

Chan Ho-nam and Chicken were facing Ting Yiu and didn't see what was happening behind them. They turned around when they heard the gasp and saw Ting Yiu's expression.

Chen Haonan almost spat out a mouthful of blood.

What Baopi threw onto the table wasn't snakes, insects, or rodents, but rather all of a man's genitals in rubber. That bastard Baopi had even meticulously installed batteries in each one and turned them on.

The things on the table vibrated, twisted, stretched, and flashed with multicolored lights.

To be honest, the foreskin did achieve its goal of causing trouble, and quite well at that. Didn't you see that the women stopped screaming and were all looking at the things on the table with curiosity and excitement?

It's happening again! Bao Pi, that good-for-nothing, has never given Chen Haonan a moment's peace. This underling is really no good.

Although the mission to cause trouble was accomplished, Chan Ho-nam wasn't very happy.

The crowd remained chaotic. Several people with snakes hanging from their bodies ran towards Ding Yao in a panic, accidentally knocking away the most prestigious guest present.

The guest plunged headfirst into the roast suckling pig on the table where the opening offerings were displayed.

"boom!"

The guest's men fired warning shots, ending the riot.

“Miss Ding, you must come back with me immediately and give me an explanation for what happened today, otherwise you can forget about opening your casino.”

The well-dressed, mixed-race foreigner warned Ding Yao that he was a high-ranking police officer in Macau and had the authority to shut down small casinos without any background.

Ding Yao glared fiercely at Chen Haonan and Chicken, thinking, "When I get back, I'll definitely kill you two." Then she led her men away with the foreign devils.

Chapter 71 Old Wang's Unexpected Intervention

It was midnight when Ding Yao left the police station.

Behind her was a group of henchmen in black suits. Ding Yao walked at the front, followed by her uniformly dressed henchmen, truly exuding the aura of a mafia queen.

"There is nothing in this world that money can't solve."

Ding Yao casually said to one of the hall masters beside her.

She had just given the foreigner some money, and the casino could now operate normally. It was truly a stroke of good fortune; nothing could stop someone who was experiencing a stroke of good luck. Ding Yao felt that she was experiencing just that right now.

"Click! Click!..."

A metallic scraping sound rang out in the square as Chen Haonan, accompanied by several of his brothers, walked towards Ding Yao from a distance, playing with lighters.

In the square at midnight, Chen Haonan and his group of people were flickering their lighters; these were the true "ghost fire youths."

If you look closely, you'll see that Chen Haonan's team is missing a foreskin.

There was nothing he could do; they were all brothers. Chan Ho-nam had given Bao Pi many chances, but this bastard was hopeless. When he was doing something, he was either handing out flyers or wholesaling fake phones.

Furthermore, if we all act together, and I, Chan Ho-nam, am posing in the center of the arrow position, surrounded by my four brothers, each holding a lighter, and then you pull out a fake penis and start vibrating, how am I supposed to survive?

So for everyone's sake, let's make sure Baopi doesn't participate in group activities.

Ding Yao looked at Chen Haonan and his group of four and smiled helplessly.

"Sometimes I really admire you Hong Kong thugs. You think a life is so worthless? What do you want to do? Wipe us out?"

Pheasant perched his sunglasses on his forehead and leaned close to Ding Yao like a welder, whispering something.

"That's right, we small-time thugs are nothing special, but we can't refuse when the gang orders us to do something. In short, your casino is not going to stay open. As long as you're open, we'll cause trouble every day. And..."

The pheasant looked resentful.

"It's time to settle our score."

Ding Yao found Shanji's behavior inexplicable; she was unaware that the mute bodyguard had almost killed Shanji.

"Just you?"

Chan Ho-nam stepped forward.

"That's right, based on our brotherhood."

Ding Yao sneered: "Loyalty? Loyalty is what the three of you are talking about. I really don't know what nonsense you're spouting."

The twenty or thirty men in black behind her immediately surrounded Chen Haonan and his three companions. She didn't mind crushing these punks right now.

"What? Trying to bully the few with the many?" Chan Ho-nam casually tossed his long hair, and behind him, Chow Pi immediately gave a fancy whistle.

Immediately, a large number of people surged out from all directions and unknown corners of the square, surrounding Ding Yao and her group again.

Chan Ho-nam smiled smugly, "Trying to outnumber me? Sorry, you've lost."

Just as Chen Haonan was about to speak, he saw the hundred or so men who had just come out pull out lighters and start lighting them with a "click! click".

"Ding Yao! Today you... snipe! snipe! You only have... snipe! snipe!... two choices... snipe! snipe!"

Seeing Ding Yao straining her ear to try and hear what he was saying, Chen Haonan was furious. Where did he borrow these soldiers from? They're completely unreliable.

These people were hired by Chicken. Every local gang has a business of showing off horses for others, as long as you pay them. It's obvious that the group Chicken hired is unreliable.

Seeing Chan Ho-nam's displeased expression, Chicken shouted.